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Amy Schumer

Amy “Häagen-Dazs” Schumer Dropped From Barbie Movie Over “Scheduling Conflicts”

It recently came out that Amy Schumer has been removed from the live action Barbie movie. I wrote about this dumpster fire back when it was announced… Just a little bit off with that prediction, Amy. I the dummy feels like losing even more money....

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Last night I noticed something about Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special (The Leather Special). Namely, that she looks like a fucking barrel of oil while wearing this particular attire. Amy Schumer looks like a barrel of oil in her new stand-up special. pic.twitter.com/AAggTrCdcC — Ethan...

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Amy Schumer Reportedly in Talks to Play…BARBIE?!

This can’t be actually happening…can it? Amy Schumer is in talks to play Barbie in a live-action movie for Sony based on the iconic Mattel line of dolls, TheWrap has learned. The movie is the first-ever live-action adaptation of the popular toy. It will follow...

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Slab-O-Ham Schumer Whines About Having to Lose Weight for Trainwreck

I’m a pretty big connoisseur of film. I don’t get the chance to watch movies like I did back in the day, but I still keep up with awards season and stuff like that. Often, you’ll see actors that have to transform themselves for a...

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Amy Schumer Shames Fan Who Wanted a Picture, But it Turns Out She Lied

Amy Schumer just moves from one garbage fire to another. First, she took offense at a joke (told by a 17-year-old kid) that was clearly meant to be a take-off on her own brand of humor. Then she bizarrely called out Taylor Swift for having a...

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Chub Comedian Amy Schumer Complains About Being Labeled Plus-Size

I have to give Amy Schumer credit for one thing: she certainly knows how to keep herself in the news. Whether it’s a sexed-up photoshoot, stealing jokes off a dead comedian, berating a kid over things she herself has said in the past, or attacking...

Tub of Goo Amy Schumer “Calls Out” Taylor Swift Over Thigh Gap

Amy Schumer seems to be getting crazier and crazier. Believe it or not, I used to kinda enjoy her stand-up. I didn’t see the one from last year, but her movie Trainwreck wasn’t too bad. I watched it with Co-Host Nora, and we laughed.  She’s...

Amy Schumer Criticized by Concern Troll Jessica Valenti Over Racy Star Wars Cover

Welcome to TheRalphRetort.com this lovely Sunday afternoon. We’ll it’s still morning here, but afternoon will probably have struck by the time I get this up. Let’s start off with Amy Schumer. You’ll remember that we talked about her a couple weeks back. We showed you...

SJWs Turn on “Racist” Amy Schumer

If you’ll recall, we talked about Jerry Seinfeld’s comments on how politically correct culture was killing comedy. Bill Maher has talked about this as well. But there’s another comedian who has been in the news lately, and her name is Amy Schumer. She’s a darling...