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Jeff Sessions is Obsessed with Marijuana, While Antifa Gangs Roam Free

Can this clown please get his priorities straight? Plus, watch Joe Biggs take two gunshots to the chest!

#FireKushner Sweeps Twitter Amid Reports Ivanka’s Husband is Trying to Sideline Steve Bannon (UPDATE)

Report after report is coming out about the rising profile of Jared Kushner within the Trump administration. Those items happen to coincide with tales about the diminishing influence of Steve Bannon, the former Chairman of Breitbart News who is one of the only people inside...

President Trump Should Really Listen to the 2013 Version of Himself When it Comes to the #SyriaHoax

I have a couple more things to talk about this evening, but I think the most important topic in the United States today is the push for war on the Assad regime in Syria. As I stated in my video, I don’t really care who...

Attacking Syria’s Assad Could Derail the Entire Trump Presidency

I know that Ralph has already addressed this issue, but quite frankly, the importance of it is so great that the point can’t be repeated loudly or often enough: PRESIDENT TRUMP, DON’T INTERVENE IN SYRIA! After the recent chemical attack in Syria, the timing of...

RACHEL GOES FULL RETARD: Maddow Makes Herself a LAUGHINGSTOCK With Pathetic Trump Tax Leak

A couple hours ago, word was put out that MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow was going to have President Trump’s tax returns on her show tonight at 9PM eastern time. Who put out this word? Well, Rachel did. BREAKING: We've got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET....

SMEAR: When You Search “Racist” on Twitter, President Trump is the Top Result

Here’s a quick hit before go off to play some Breath of the Wild. I’m going to come back and roundup the Rotterdam madness later on tonight, but first let me show you how Twitter has decided to treat its most prominent user, the 45th...

Trump Would Be Making a Big Mistake by Going After Legal Weed

I used to smoke marijuana…a lot. In fact, not only did I smoke it, many times I would enjoy edibles or vape the stuff. It helped me in many ways and also harmed me in a few as well. But, I can honestly say that...

Whether You Support Trump or Not, We Should Agree on One Thing: Human Trafficking is Bad

It’s natural for somebody to be a devil’s advocate in most scenarios, especially against a politician or a president. But yesterday, I witnessed our president pledge to end human trafficking. The support was huge, but there was a lot of resentment for some reason. That reason is that the idea came from Donald Trump.

A War with Iran Would Be Bad for the United States and the Trump Administration

I was only 17-years-old when George W. Bush and his neocon gang of idiots decided to invade Iraq. I wasn’t surprised it actually happened. It had been clear for months that Hans Blix, the weapons inspection farce, and the United Nations posturing  was merely designed...

CALLED IT: Hours After Acting Attorney General Sally Yates Defied Trump, He Told Her “YOU’RE FIRED!”

I read a story a short while ago about Acting Attorney General Sally Yates defying President Trump and refusing to defend his recently signed executive order. I read it on famous fake news outlet CNN, actually. Apparently, they were the first to report it. Although,...

MORE FAKE NEWS: Media Completely Misrepresents Travel Ban, Dual Citizens to be Unaffected

People often ask me are there any issues where I disagree with President Trump. Well yes, there are several. Expecting a politician you support to back you on every single issue is kinda nuts. That’s not usually possible. After all, if you wanted a pol...

Sunday Times Writer India Knight on Trump: “The assassination is taking such a long time.”

I’ve seen some crazy tweets in response to President Trump. I’ve even seen some calls for his assassination by Twitter randos and the like. But when a writer for one of the world’s biggest newspapers muses about his assassination taking too long, I think that...

Trump Set to Wreck Mexico with 20% Import Tax, Media & Progressives Lose Their Minds

President Trump has said over and over again that we’re building a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. Every time he’s said it, the pundits and opposition party members have said that it was a fantasy. Half of them don’t even think...

DON’T LET MEMES BE DREAMS: Russian & American Military Now Officially Working Together in Syria

We knew this was coming, given the rhetoric of Donald Trump on the campaign trail. But I didn’t expect the military cooperation with Russia to start so soon! From Sputnik International, which is funded by the Russian government, to be clear… Russia has received coordinates...

Louise Mensch Says Virus Buried in App Planted Emails on Weiner Computer, With Help From Russian FBI Moles

I just read through Louise Mensch’s latest crackpot theories about Russia and Donald Trump. I encourage all of you to do the same. There’s a lot in there and just about all of it sounds like unadulterated bullshit. But one thing really jumps out. OK,...

SNL Writer Katie Rich Allegedly Fired After Barron Trump School Shooter Tweet, Name Removed From Credits (UPDATE)

Reports are swirling about Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich allegedly being fired from her plum gig after her deplorable tweet about Barron Trump on the day of his father inauguration. In case you missed it, here’s the “joke” in all its glory… You can...