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Absurd Proposals To Increase Number Of Female MPs In Commons Rejected

I apologise for the lack of posts the past week. I thought I had breast cancer and spent the past week looking at my breasts while whispering ‘You’ve betrayed me’. Luckily, no breast cancer so I have no more excuses. Just like the women who...

Elliot Rodger’s BMW Found in Junkyard Auction

In a YouTube video posted by ‘A Cruel Society’, several photos appear which purportedly show the dilapidated vehicle of the late anti-feminist warrior Elliot Rodger. The poster of the video claims the BMW “was found on an auction website and no one bid on it. It is located in...

Military Women Prove They Have No Place in Combat Roles

Ever since combat roles were opened up to female applicants last December, not a single woman has succeeded in passing special forces training. There are a number of physical, psychological, and tactical concerns about women in combat, but none of these things really matter if...

Feminism is Murder – Feminists Tried to Murder Dean Saxton

  As you saw on the video above,  Preacher brother Dean Saxton exercised his right to offensive free speech, he offended a lesbian feminist and she retaliated the way radical religious people do: She tried to murder him by hitting him over the head with a baseball...

Why The Feminist Ghostbusters 2016 are Trying Too Hard to be Men

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

Why The Feminist Ghostbusters of 2016 is a Lie & Paul Feig is the Patriarchy

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JACK OUTIS: CONFESSIONS OF A NEO-TROLL

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UK TREND: A Girl Born In 2016 Will Be 75% More Likely To Go To University Than A Boy

I already brought you one sad story about the decline of men under the feminist-backed mainstream culture that has taken hold over the last 30-50 years. Now, let me bring you another! Yes, it’s a feelgood Thursday morning here at TheRalphRetort.com. Aren’t you glad I’m...

Feminists Don’t Hate Men?

GUEST EDITORIAL by Hannah Wallen I am so sick of hearing that feminists don’t hate men. Every fucking conversation about feminists not hating men: “Feminists don’t hate men!” Good, then you’re willing to abandon your gender-based rape culture theory that demonizes all men as rapacious animals...

The Patriarchy Won! Gregory Alan Elliott Found Not Guilty!

The Patriarchy Won! Gregory Alan Elliott found not guilty!   Great news fellow toxic males of the internet! I am proud to announce Gregory Alan Elliott has been found: Not guilty.     The ego of ALL Canadian Feminists was rectally wounded after Mrs Stephanie...

Rape Capital of the West Sweden To Hand Out Feminist Propaganda to Every 16-Year-Old

Just when Britain drops feminism from A-level Politics, Sweden decided it needs to pick up the slack by providing every single 16-year-old with a free copy of We Should All Be Feminists by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.  The essay is being handed out by the Swedish Women’s...

Be Proud That Celebs Like Shailene Woodley Are Standing Up to Radical Feminists

GUEST POST by Kat Yarborough I was surfing through my Twitter feed one evening when I saw a Shailene Woodley’s face beside the faces of Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Though I probably wouldn’t pause for Kelly and Carrie, I paused for a second when...

True Feminism is Not Represented by SJW Radicals

GUEST EDITORIAL by Kat Yarborough (archive links) When I woke up one morning to discover that Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory) had been forced into an “apology tour” due to her comments about her own femininity, I was outraged. Filled with frustration as a woman who favors...

Elliot Rodger Was Crazy

Scanning the internet over the last few days, I’ve noticed a raft of feminists rush to portray Elliot Rodger (the guy who shot up UC Santa Barbara this weekend) as nothing more than a super-committed misogynist. I can see how that would be appealing to...