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Eichenwald Celebrates Holocaust Rembrance Day By Suing John Rivello & Threatening Action Against Others

I don’t believe for one second that Kurt Eichenwald had a seizure over some flashing gif. He’d talked about his condition in public before and he detailed how he was going to turnoff the gif “autoplay” option in the Twitter settings. The guy is a...

Flashing Gif Tweeted at Eichenwald Declared a “Deadly Weapon” in Texas Grand Jury Indictment

The other day, we talked about John Rivello being arrested by federal authorities for the “crime” of tweeting a flashing, strobe effect gif at Newsweek’s Kurt Eichenwald. Apparently, that wasn’t enough, as today he was indicted by a grand jury down in Texas for the...

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Kurt Eichenwald Insulted Mary Tyler Moore on the Day That She Died

I loved Mary Tyler Moore, so when I heard about her passing yesterday, it hit me a bit harder than most celebrity deaths. I vividly remember watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite when I was a kid....

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Noted Psychopath Kurt Eichenwald Literally Makes Federal Case Out Of Twitter Gif

Kurt Eichenwald has some sort of mental illness. I’m not an expert in these things, so I cannot tell you which particular illness afflicts him, but I do know that he seems to have delusions of grandeur. He talks about secret messages from the CIA...