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Thoughts on Zoe Quinn’s Cash Grab Book

One of my biggest regrets this fall is not having the chance to review Zoe Quinn’s new book, Cock Overdrive. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I mean Cash Moneyride. Eh, I’m not sure that’s it either. Anyhow, you get the picture. Zoe’s long-awaited tome is...

Zoe Quinn Cries About the GameGate-Supporting Dev From The Last Night, Notch Calls Her a C*nt in Response

I’ve been missing in action the last couple days, but I have a very good reason. My wife and better half, Nora, is here to visit me before I go off on my state-sponsored sabbatical. Still, I have to work some, and there’s a story...

Zoe Quinn Deletes Rant About Steam, Says Push to Kill Fake Games Will Put Her Out of Work (LOL)

Nathan Grayson, Zoe Quinn, TotalBiscuit, Kotaku…what is this, October 2014? Sometimes, it feels as if I’ve fallen into a time-warp. Either that, or these SJW goons just keep repeating the same old script because they can’t get by on talent…since they have none. Still, I’m...

ZOE QUINN’S EX GOES NUCLEAR: Calls Her a “Compulsive Liar” in EXPLOSIVE Twitter Rant

The hits keep coming these last few days. This has been the biggest 30 days in the storied history of this website and things keep getting better and better. I have sad news for my enemies…I’m just getting started. On that note, let’s play catch-up...

Five Guys Adds a Hot Dog to the Menu, Zoe Quinn Now “Agender”

I was in the middle of a post about Lauren Duca, but that can obviously wait. As you can tell by the title, this is one of the most lulztastic things I’ve ever seen in my life. In short, Zoe Quinn has decided that she’s...

“White Nationalist” Yiannopoulos Gets $250K in Book Deal, Progs (& Zoe Quinn) Go Into Meltdown Mode

No matter what you think of Milo Yiannopoulos, you have to give the man credit. Very few people can trigger the special snowflake brigade like this guy can. News broke a couple hours ago that he will be receiving $250,000 for his upcoming book from...

LEAKED: Randi Harper Conspired to Get Me Banned From Twitter, Zoe Harasses Brad Wardell, & More!

Bro Team Pill is scum (which I talk about in this video). Out of all the people I’ve come into contact with online, he stands out as one of the most disingenuous and dishonest. That being said, his anti-GamerGate leaks have always been pretty spot...

The Zoe Post, 2 Years Later

On August 16th 2016 it will have been two years since Eron Gjoni first put up the Zoe Post, detailing the deception and emotional abuse he was subjected to by his ex-girlfriend Zoe Quinn, the SJW indie “game developer” behind Depression Quest. The post went...

Zoe Quinn’s Male Feminist Staffer Accused of Sexually Harassing 20+ Women

Time and time again we see male feminists turn out to be huge creeps. Not just your garden-variety style of creep, either. Most of the time they end up having multiple cases of sexual harassment and/or assault under their belts. It’s become such a common...

Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, Hamburger Harper, & Brianna Wu All Celebrate Milo’s Twitter Ban (UPDATE)

File this one away under “shit I’m not surprised to see.” First let’s start off with Zoe “Five Guys” Quinn… hard not to be salty but the dude literally got his big break hurting me and my family & continued on to terrorize so many...

TheRalphRetort Rundown: Zoe, Zelda, Alison Prime, & a Literal Cuck

TheRalph & Nora Malik go over a few news stories for the 6/27/16 edition of The Rundown. Alison Prime makes an appearance and we talk about a super cuck from The Huffington Post. What about a female Link? We cover that as well. The articles...

Big Randi Harper Flips Out After Nintendo Denies Five Guys Joke, Zoe to Take “Major Hiatus”

I’m getting ready for the Brexit stream tonight, but I simply had to come over here and bring you all the latest on the Nintendo controversy that Zoe Quinn started up yesterday. Some people claimed that the jibe had nothing to do with Zoe at...

Nintendo Roasts Zoe Quinn in New Paper Mario: Color Splash!

Some days are just better than others, what can I say? After making a career off being a phony game dev and media darling who lies about anyone and everyone in sight, Zoe Quinn is someone who I look forward to see fail. I laugh...

Zoe Quinn Backs Out of Wikimedia Diversity Conference in Shame

I have a couple things to talk about this evening, starting with our old friend Zoe Quinn. I don’t know where Breitbart got this one from, but I’m very happy they did… The Wikimedia Diversity conference is set to take today, and was originally planning...

“Five Guys” Zoe Quinn Tries to Spin Eron Appeal Dismissal as a Victory

I ended up staying at the hospital with my family member much longer than expected. Apparently, someone had a heart emergency and the procedure that was supposed to happen yesterday morning instead happened at 2PM. Luckily for me, the WiFi was pretty stellar. It’s allowed...

Zoe Confirms Account Deletion, Then Whines About Depression & “Stalking”

I ran a story a couple days back about Zoe Quinn deleting her private Twitter account in order to hide evidence related to her organizing the mob of SJWs who follow her every whim against Candace Owens and Social Autopsy. At the time, there was...