Trump's Press Conference is Scheduled for 11AM EST TODAY, Live From Trump Tower

Trump’s Press Conference is Scheduled for 11AM EST TODAY, Live From Trump Tower

In light off all the bullshit floating around courtesy of BuzzFeed, Donald Trump’s press conference today at Trump Tower should be quite the spectacle. It’s scheduled to start at 11AM EST and will be broadcast live on Right Side Broadcasting Network…and pretty much everywhere else as well.

 

I’m headed to my normal perch as of late, Starbucks (shut up, I hear you). I’ll have some reaction to whatever Trump says when the presser ends. Until then, enjoy this tweet from the Russian embassy in London.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • I can’t wait to see Trump rip them a new orifice (I would have said a second asshole, but they seem to extrude shit out of two orifices already).

    Let him call out John McCain and the CIA as backstabbing traitors and let him announce libel suits against CNN and Buzzfeed (#FakeFeed). What the media thought was liquid sunshine raining down on them turned out to be 4chan pissing on them for the whole world to see.

  • Dave The Sandman

    And the Oscar nominations for Maximum Kek 2017 are:

    The Russian Embassy UK for continual hilarity and trolling via frog memes.
    Milo for a quarter million dollar book deal which flew to number 1 on Amazon just on pre orders
    Lovely Nora for snappy responses to shitweazles on Twatter like “It is a blog, my dear…”
    Donald Trump for kicking CNN in the nuts for the next two terms….

    And the winner is….

    ITS A DRAW. THEY ALL FECKING WIN!

    Now…. over to Donald Trump’s new press adviser and journo wrangler…..

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  • Mr0303

    The Russian embassy are awesome trolls. Perhaps I should pay them a visit for a cup of SJW tears tea.

  • Mr0303

    Trump is an absolute madman. The way he slapped CNN was amazing. Not to mention calling Buzzfeed a “Failing pile of Garbage”. I think America has a winner with this one.

  • Silence Dogood

    Kek be praised.