Why Amy Schumer is Standing on Patrice O'Neal's Grave

Why Amy Schumer is Standing on Patrice O’Neal’s Grave

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Why Amy Schumer is Standing on Patrice O’Neal’s Grave

It is hard to accept when someone you used to trust backstabs you. You gave them access to your work, to your friendship, and to a degree, your personal life. Then, they betray you and use all the information you gave them against you. First you smile in disbelief, then very slowly, your disappointment mixes with anger towards the traitor. Then it just spirals down from there.

Can it get worse? Of course it can. It is much worse when the traitor backstabs you after you have passed away, then makes millions of dollars by stealing your work. Not only that, but does so publicly and blatantly, that multiple people confront them, and what do they do? They keep lying.

To add insult upon the injury of pissing on your grave, the traitor does not give a cent to your surviving family members and even has the gall to publicly deny over and over any wrongdoing by playing the victim. That level of dishonesty is truly hard to match, isn’t it?

Well, that is exactly what happened when feminist traitor Amy Schumer cynically stole several jokes from the late and extremely talented comedic legend Patrice O’Neal. She made millions from her HBO special (by the way, O’Neal wasn’t the only one she stole from) but has so far given ZERO dollars to Patrice’s family: Partner Vondecarlo Brown, mother Georgia, stepdaughter Aymilyon, and sister Zinder.

(There is a yearly benefit to help Patrice’s family. Buy tickets here. Also, please consider purchasing the upcoming documentary on Patrice O’Neal’s life. The man was a legend)

Schumer even had the gall to deny her theft and play the victim despite the fact her theft of Patrice’s work is blatant as fuck. Take a look:
How can someone like Amy Schumer become such a parasite? Why would Amy be gravestanding on Patrice O’Neal’s memory? Here are but a few of the reasons…

1

Amy Schumer is Jewish BUT very, very privileged

Oppressed jew

When it comes to Jewish people, some wrongly assume they all are middle class or rich. Truth is, in Israel they have a rising population of homeless people. And wherever you have homeless people, it is safe to assume you will have social classes. Where would Amy Schumer fit in the social strata if we put her in Israel? Well, since she was raised in a wealthy upper class home in Manhattan, she is also unlikely to have ever been homeless or one of the many unfortunate homeless drug addict females in Tel Aviv. But now that Schumer has amassed millions of dollars from movies and HBO specials she may “reveal” struggles from her past, the kind of things feminists falsely do to create pity before they start selling a memoir and make millions again. But Amy Schumer’s chances of having been poor enough to sleep on the streets and almost freeze to death or homeless without a chance of making ends meet are slim to none.

Simply put, Amy Schumer would be rich as hell if we put her in Israel.

But this begs the question: How can someone so privileged and fortunate be so lazy as to steal Patrice O’Neal’s work? Well that would lead to reason number 2.

 2

Amy Schumer’s Slow Decline Into Mediocrity

2006

Note: Uncensored pic here

We have all met women who looked youthful and attractive then at some point, something horrid happens and they just start growing outwards, swelling uncontrollably. But even worse, they become blind to their own lack of fitness. Amy Schumer went through the same stages when she was an unknown in 2006. Back then, she had to put some effort to stay attractive and relevant. But as certain feminist trends progressed and as the glorification of mediocrity increased in the last 10 years, her fashionable fatness kept swelling along with her bank account. The process of irreparable complacency did not stop with her first 20 pounds of overweight as we will see in number 3.

3

Amy Schumer became a “do nothing bitch”

DO NOTHING BITCH (copy)

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As athlete Ronda Rousey put it “do nothing bitches” tend to just be pretty and try to bang rich guys to become “trophies”. The reality is that “Do nothing bitches” are glorified social parasites with a vulva. As soon as they get the money, they stop trying and get either fat, pregnant, or both. The same thing happened to Amy Schumer. She just got the money by telling jokes (instead of bagging a rich guy) and then stopped trying. Think about it with from a retarded feminist point of view: Why would she try? What for? She is already “#1”. Right?

why try harder
If Amy Schumer was male 
See, that’s the problem with money. Sometimes it makes its owners blind to their own fatal flaws. Being fat may look “cute” in Amy Schumer’s case, because that’s what feminism has been falsely telling women. It’s “OK to be fat” regardless of the dire health consequences. It is almost as if we were not talking about adults.

4

Amy Schumer is a not an adult, she is a childish feminist without integrity

fat piggy
Feminism prevents reasoning and as a result, the individuals infected with it become infantilized. They simply lack the discipline to accept their own bad decisions and they often make the bad decision of avoiding exercise. Feminists are like fat children that prefer candy instead of real food. Amy Schumer is not far from that, because like many other feminists, her diet is mostly whatever junk food children age 7 eat.
Here is the fatal flaw: Feminism does not tell women that they don’t look cute when they are “chubby”. Quite the opposite, feminism tells them:

Looking like a standing pig is a reason for “pride”

Amy Schumer is the perfect example of a stunted adult, intelligent enough to play tricks on stage, but blind enough to believe the lies that feminism tells her. The rub is, if a woman like Schumer makes mistakes or makes herself look like a buffoonish-pig, in the feminist language she is not an idiot. She is “brave”. No wonder feminists are so mentally nutty. They “never” make mistakes, it is either “bravery” or the “patriarchy”, but nothing is ever their fault.

5

Amy Schumer is an American role model for mediocrity

EMMA WATSON FEMINISM

WHAT FEMINISM TELLS WOMEN

“It doesn’t matter what you do, if you believe in yourself you WILL NEVER BE ugly or dumb” 

That is, in a nutshell, what feminism falsely teaches women: Glorified mediocrity & laziness is as fashionable as feminism itself. Amy Schumer’s allegiance to the religion of feminism and her brand of “fashionable” weight gain are directly related. But the problem is that this allegiance to unhealthy habits leads women into religious delusions like this:

scale smashing

By their flawed #FatAcceptance “logic” feminists “cannot” be wrong, because, guess what? Like children, they have a false justification for nearly everything:

GYMS ARE LIES BY THE PARTRIARCHY

Amy Schumer is the embodiment of feminism’s #FatAcceptance of physical mediocrity, it is their fat “mascot”. See, the problem with wealthy idiots is that they influence the dirt-poor idiots. Unlike most people, Amy Schumer was born in a privileged set of circumstances. Financially speaking, she won the ovarian lottery. Being lazy, overweight, “funny,” and sexually promiscuous sells her brand, but the average Jane? She does not have her millions and often ends up believing she can do all of the above without paying any consequences.

How about the average Jane facing the reality of unwanted pregnancies? What Schumer’s brand of false pride fails to tell the average Jane is that being fat makes them progressively unattractive and hard to want. It gets worse, since being morbidly obese, smelly, and hairy makes them just godawful-boil-on-the-ass-ugly and sexually repulsive. How about hypertension, diabetes, and heart attacks? Amy should tell her feminist followers that her delusional brand also prevents all health problems related to obesity.

Oh wait, that would be a lie, just like feminism itself.

6

Amy Schumer feels so inferior, she envies Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is also a Jew, but far wealthier and more talented than Schumer. But she “feels” that is unfair because Seinfeld “somehow” discriminates her. Witness how she spectacularly struggles to make sense of her feminist child-like feelings, (while Joe Rogan keeps giving her rope to hang herself) trying to accuse the “horrible greedy Seinfeld” for not giving her his money. (skip to minute 9:30)

If you thought the hashtag #GiveMoneyToWomen was idiotic, now you know where it came from: Feminist parasites with childish minds like Amy Schumer.

See? Like most feminists, Schumer connects her perception of the world to her childhood and her current child-like feelings, because she conveniently forgets she is not a child anymore. Like most feminists, she wants to be a girly Peter Pan, the eternal child with all the legal rights, but none of the responsibilities.

Obviously, here is the little quote from Jerry Seinfeld after he was accused by feminists of only “hiring white males” for his show. Almost as if the same feminists wanted him to #GiveMoneyToWomen because of “patriarchy” reasons.

Jerry Seinfeld

7

Amy Schumer is a PARASITE joke thief just like Carlos Mencia

MENCIA THIEVES

Just like Amy Schumer, Carlos Mencia was a thief that would regularly and blatantly steal other comedian’s jokes. Just like Amy Schumer, Mencia was a fat fuck who lacked the discipline to work out or put down the carbs, hence the need to steal: Lazy, fat fuck behavior.

If a guy is too lazy to exercise, often they will be too lazy to write their own material and will instead start stealing. That is what Mencia did, until Joe Rogan famously confronted him on stage and proceeded to give him the most majestic and painful public sodomization in the history of comedy (so far) exposing Mencia for the liar he is. It was painful to watch, but 100% earned. Behold Mr. Mencia’s rectal trainwreck courtesy of Joe Rogan’s throbbing & unstoppable verbal Jiu-Jitsu:

After the public beatdown Joe Rogan gave him, Mencia partially cleaned up his still bleeding act and lost the weight all thanks to the public disgrace he experienced. (but to this day, he still walks funny.)

Unlike Mencia, Amy Schumer is very, very unlikely to be confronted on stage the way Mencia was because she is a woman, thus telling her she is a filthy thief would be “abusive & misogynistic”.

See? Women are not supposed to have any accountability or integrity because feminism makes them big children in the bodies of adult women. By the way, don’t forget to #GiveMoneytoWomen because “patriarchy”. (Nah, just trolling… Fuck feminism with a rusty crowbar)

CONCLUSION

CLOSING

Picture Note: Yes, Amy Schumer is eating a pastry while “exercising”

So, let’s put two and two together: You have a feminist like Amy Schumer, who was born rich and privileged. She also has a giant inferiority complex AND a giant chip on her feminist shoulder against male comedians like Jerry Seinfeld. Add to that the fact she is visibly lazy, overweight and complacent. Therefore it would stand to reason that if she CLEARLY does not have the discipline to put down the carbs much less to sit down and write her own HBO special. It would make more sense that she ran out of time and instead of writing her HBO special, she sat down to watch other people’s work and blatantly stole joke after joke.

Possibly, her inflated ego made her believe nobody would notice OR that people would not dare criticize such a “cute & pudgy” thief-comedienne.

Oh Amy Schumer, you truly are a spectacular feminist idiot if you expected the internet to believe you. 

We could spend all day debating whether her if nearly identical jokes are an act of theft. But such endeavor would be wasteful since feminists like Schumer would keep lying and playing victim on her behalf.

But to save time, let’s use the principle of Occam’s razor, which states that the simplest explanation is very often the most likely to be true. Let’s consider the following two case scenarios for Schumer’s potential act of theft:

A) Amy Schumer was visited by the ghost of Patrice O’Neal who became a feminists in the afterlife and the now feminist ghost of Patrice confessed to Amy Schumer he felt guilt for the thousands of  rape jokes he cracked throughout his career and as a form of atonement, Patrice’s ghost gave Schumer permission of using ALL of his jokes as long as she did not give his family any money right away because Patrice also wanted to prank them all the way to the year 2035.

 

B) Amy Schumer is a fat & lazy thief who shamelessly stole Patrice O’Neal’s jokes.

I do not know about you, but I am gonna go for option B. I’ve never seen a ghost, but I have seen plenty of fat liars, especially of the feminist variety.

 

How dare you stand on Patrice O’Neal’s Grave Amy Schumer?

You spectacularly dishonest human being.

 
 Thank you for reading.

Jack Outis

TL;DR I am Neo-Troll. Feminism is Creationism and deserves no intellectual respect. Get very offended.Slightly Longer Version: Jack Outis is a Neo-Troll & a writer. He also is an anti-theist and does not give a particular fuck if feminists, SJWs and lefties do not like him. Mostly because just like all the other religions, FEMINISM IS CREATIONISM & DESERVES NO INTELLECTUAL RESPECT. Jack also has have plenty of fun with Math + wine at his troll cave: https://nobodygetsoffended.wordpress.com/ Visit his troll cave if you don't discriminate his protected yet very oppressed species.

  • GuitarAnthony

    Everyone forgets Denis Leary stealing entire routines from deceased comedian Bill Hicks for his act before he made the big time.

    • Yes, and Bill Hicks was waaay better. Also don’t forget Rusell peters stealing whole jokes from Eddie Murphy.

  • Tehy

    Seinfeld: ‘Funny is the world I live in. You’re funny, I’m interested. You’re not funny, I’m not interested’

    Amy Schumer: ‘I would never say any comedian’s “not funny”‘

    In other news, I plan to get hired by Amy Schumer to do comedy, she will have to hire me because according to her I am funny, right gang

    • No you aren’t.

      But try to be female crippled black and lesbian otherwise no PC for you Tehy.

  • Michael P

    Stealing jokes off a dead legend is tasteless, not surprised in the least a self confessed feminist has no qualms doing it. Amy’s overrated as fuck anyway, not a bad insult comic but her stand up is mediocre at best.

    If only we could trade Amy back in to Yahweh and get Patrice back. I was just watching Elephant in the Room again the other day and was in tears, especially the Brad Pitt vs Dumpster Girl lie detector test. Both Patrice and Bill Burr were/are the only 2 comedians who get anywhere near Dave Chappelle’s crown imo.

    Fucking love Joe Rogan too, his podcasts are awesome and he’s a switched on guy. You can’t get much bullshit past him. You could see how annoyed he was getting with Amy letting her feelings overrule her rational, would love to see him go after her for the joke theft.

    Thanks for the heads up on the Patrice doco Jack, will be watching that for sure.

    https://youtu.be/WK98XzEM97Y

    • Sockpuppet Nora

      Ethan and I watched that the other day, one of the funniest stand-ups I’ve ever seen.

      • That special always works when you need to improve your mood Kween nora. Glad it worked.

        PS
        May your memory last forever you funny unapologetic bastard…
        http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/111212/patrice-oneal-300.jpg

      • Michael P

        I’d rate it right up there too, my face was hurting towards the end. A shame he didn’t get to do more but heard on the Anthony and Opie tribute podcast from them and Chris Rock that he was his own worst enemy, he would regularly storm out of meetings telling studio execs to go fuck ’em selves over perceived slights.

        Dude was wild lol.

    • You are welcome you filthy mutated and inbred Aussie.

      You think Yahweh would be dumb enough to take that trade? Nah the Schumer bitch would cause another holocaust or series of plagues…

      There is a liiiiiittle bit of bullshit when it comes to Joe Rogan crying like a bitch when Ronda Rousey visited him…he slaso has 3 daughters so he is gonna have a soft spot and a nearly unnoticeable double standard when it come to women…exposure to estrogen man…worse than Chernobyl…

      Yes, one of the few things I WILL NOT pirate will be Patrice O’neal’s documentary.

      May the memory of this majestic bastard last forever, I want him to be remembered like this:

      http://comedyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/patrice-oneal.jpg

      • Michael P

        lol The folly of that trade has been pointed out twice now, sorry guys, my bad.

        I wasn’t aware Rogan had 3 daughters, definitely swimming in estrogen there the poor bastard. I’ve seen him laugh his ass off numerous times at feminist stupidity though so hopefully his shields remain strong. That Rousey interview was a bit strange, he’s got more than a little crush on her tbh.

        I personally enjoyed watching Holly fuck her up though…. Muay Thai>Wrestling.

      • Michael P

        Forgot to mention something else in my other reply, the rape face pic of Patrice you posted reminded me, did you know he was falsely accused of rape as a teen?

        https://youtu.be/UiJdQxsIAxA?t=1h32m30s

        • yeah, I think he also had that problem when he was entering Canada, some official asked him if he had anything to declare and then he started telling the whole thing, I am not sure if he had problems performing at the Just for laughs festival or if he was prevented from entering Canada after that. That was unfair, with that level of self awareness, I doubt the guy was ever a risk.

    • Lost Question

      hey just got back from a call with Yahweh brought up your trade of schumer for patrice, and the big man says no deal not even for a million schumers, he enjoys the finer things in the afterlife.
      asked for the meaning of life also and all i heard was laughing then was told don’t worry about it, its something that humanity has to find out on its own.

      • Michael P

        “not even for a million schumers, he enjoys the finer things in the afterlife.”

        lol Yeah, I really didn’t think that one through did I? Well it was worth a shot, tell him thanks anyway. At least we’ve still got Dave and Bill…for now. *keeps fingers crossed*

      • So patrice is now telling jokes to the big man? Makes sense…

  • Sockpuppet Nora

    Holy shit, I nearly pissed myself laughing while reading this. Watching Amy Schumer flounder around trying to justify why Seinfeld should have chosen her for his show had me clutching my stomach.

    Now, a lot of comedians draw inspiration from each other so I’m pretty forgiving about jokes being similar. However it’s clear that Amy schumer that stole an entire bit of a stand-up from Patrice O’Neals, so that’s just incredibly shitty.

    Awesome piece, Outis.

    • PSH! You are making the shilling too obvious…here is the money we agreed upon indiscrete kween…

  • Typical

    Love it. Jack you rule.

    • Thank you deer shill, here is yer payment

  • CharlieWhistle

    To long to read, Jack. Just sum it up: Schumer big liar thief.

    Actually, I love the thought bubble about stealing his material. Ha ha ha.

  • MKFenris

    I think comparing Mencia to her is a bit much, Carlos can actually make people laugh.

  • paulbowman

    Is this the girl that’s always on SNL ?

  • RolandDeschain1 .

    One of the greatest Patrice moments ever. This still makes me howl, no matter how many times I watch it.

    https://youtu.be/yOeuTrAJB9s

  • Steve Joseph

    Okay now you’ve gone full-blown psycho. Do you scrutinize the looks of males the way you do females? Clearly you hate feminism but ironically you’re the reason it exists. People shouldn’t have to be told that women aren’t here to look a certain way for you… But unfortunately people like you exist, hence Feminism is necessary.