WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Last night I noticed something about Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special (The Leather Special). Namely, that she looks like a fucking barrel of oil while wearing this particular attire.

Since I have Netflix, I pulled the special up to see if maybe the publicity still was more unflattering that the actual footage. I found out that it was not:

If anything, she looks worse in the program itself. And I know we often rag on her here at TRR, with columns about her spergouts and joke theft (among other things), but here’s a friendly fashion tip from the editor. If she would just wear clothes that fit and get rid of the hairstyle that makes her hair look like it’s glued to her skull, things would be much improved here. As it stands, I have to ask the question…

Who wore it better, Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Perrico de los Palotes

    Maybe that’s the outfit she wears when she’s harvesting blood from Christian children for Passover. See the book “Blood Ritual” by Philip de Vier.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    How dare she culturally appropriate an oil drum!

  • D-Bone

    I’d happily pay $50 to see the drum do comedy because even if it sucks at it, because it has other value. I wouldn’t pay a penny to see anything Amy does and much like her comedy, she has no value in any other aspect either. All around loss investing in her.

  • Audrius Kliukas

    Oil drum, hands down.

  • This is BS; she does not look like a barrel of oil.

    She looks like a barrel of oil with arms and legs…

  • Emil Åslund
    • coldjoint

      I would say something about finding the wet spot, but I won’t.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    Oil drum is more aesthetically pleasing because of it’s symmetry and minimalist functionalism. Nothing about Shumer’s physique is in proportion to any other element. I’d go so far even as to say she looks like an unconvincing tranny.

  • I wouldn’t let you screw her with Michelle Obama’s dick.

  • This is insulting to oil drums.
    At least those serve a useful purpose.

  • Danlantic

    A book on automotive body repair says the ultimate brag about dent removal is that the car is “ready to be painted gloss black”. All that is visible with gloss black is the highlights which show the form and therefore any defect.

  • Grust

    Dear Ralph, the next time you show Schumer in tight leather, warn us so we can gouge out our eyes.

  • StephaneDumas

    Comaring Amy Schumer to an oil drum, that’s an insult to all oil drums.

    I would had compared Amy Schumer to Trigglypuff instead. 😉