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Police Arrest COD Swatter After KEEMSTAR Gets Him To Confess During An Interview

After losing a match in Call of Duty, 25-year-old Tyler Raj Barriss decided the best course of action would be to be to find his opponent’s address and to call the police saying he that someone had killed his father by shooting him in the head....

Female Iranian Chess Player on Why She Left Iran

Dorsa Derakhshani, the second-highest-ranked female chess player in Iranian history, wrote an op-ed in the New York Times explaining why she left Iran to play chess in America. From 2011 to 2015, Dorsa played for the Iranian national team in the under 18 division. She didn’t like the...

Humor About Hot Women Now Problematic

I have a much longer post about the sexual harassment “wave” that’s been sweeping the country coming up soon, but I saw a letter in the local newspaper that I just could not resist commenting on. As many of you know, the local newspaper in...

BREAKING NEWS: Mainstream Media Sucks

With the exception of talk radio, my media diet over the last six months has consisted of nothing but mainstream offerings. Tech coverage is almost non-existent in the MSM, you hear very little about free speech issues on college campuses, and you get short-changed when...

Higher Education Minister Attacked For Demanding Universities Defend Free Speech

Higher Education Minister Jo Johnson announced plans in his Boxing Day speech to fine universities that failed to protect freedom of speech on campus. Johnson pointed out how no-platforming is stifling debate, the Guardian reported. “In universities in America and worryingly in the UK, we have...

Hilarious British Christmas Ad That Featured an Elf Teabagging Barbie Accused of Being ‘Misogynistic’

I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas, I know I did. I love Christmas. The people are a little bit nicer, the aunts become a little bit more cattier, and the movies a little bit more shitter. But my favourite part of Christmas is the is...

Merry Christmas!

I understand that this Christmas message is a tad late, it took me almost the entire day to get over my Christmas Eve hangover. Pro-tip: Don’t try to out drink people that are much larger and more experienced than you. You’ll be the loser either...

Former Gawker Employees Launch Kickstarter to Buy Back The Site

We all remember Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel destroying Nick Denton’s Gawker in the court after the tabloid site published Hogan’s sex tape. Not only did the wrestling Hall-of-Famer take the media group to court, Gawker‘s own insurance sued them, saying they weren’t liable for the defense cost...

THUMP: The Adorable Bunny Fighting Leftist Propaganda

During the Presidential Election, failed actor and prominent anti-Trumper Michael Ian Black released A Child’s First Book of Trump. The illustrated children’s book aimed to “explain Donald Trump to a child,” as if he were some sort of “wild animal.” Black’s subpar book is just one example...

In Memorium: King Tut the Manx

On December 24th, 2011, I went to the animal shelter in Greenville, South Carolina with the express purpose of adopting a cat for the very first time. I’d always like felines, enjoyed playing with them at other people’s houses, etc., but I’d never had one...

Wolf Whistling and Other ‘Sexist’ Remarks Could Become Hate Crimes in London

Last year, Nottinghamshire police trailed a scheme that classed any offence where a woman was intimidated or targeted by a man as a hate crime. Nottinghamshire expanded its categories in hate crime to include misogynistic incidents such as wolf-whistling and sexist remarks. Police chiefs are now...

Politics vs. Life

There’s this narrative in the media that we are now “more divided than ever.” Particular blame is placed on social media and sites similar to the one you are reading now.  In order to get society back to “normality”, we need to regulate online speech…heavily.  That seems...

Pornstar Commits Sucuide After Days of SJWs Attacking Her

23-year-old Pornstar August Ames reportedly hang herself in her Californian home on Thursday. The suicide came just days after the adult film star tweeted that she would not be doing a scene with a ‘cross performer,’ a male who does both gay and straight porn. whichever...

BREAKING: President Trump’s Travel Ban Backed By Supreme Court

On Monday afternoon, the Supreme Court granted the administrations request to lift the injunctions imposed by lower courts that blocked Trump’s travel ban on six mainly Muslim countries. The justices said that policy can take full effect despite the legal challenges against it still making...

Illinois Struck Down Law That Banned Speech ‘About a Person’ That Caused ‘Anxiety’

Last Thursday, Illinois Supreme Court struck down provisions from its ‘stalking’ and ‘cyber-stalking’ statutes that criminalized, “knowingly engag[ing] in [2 more or acts] directed at a specific person,” including “communicat[ing] to or about” a person, when the communicator “knows or should know that this course of...

Germany Offering Rejected Asylum Seekers Thousands of Dollars to Go Back

Usually I wouldn’t do two stories on Germany in one day, but I think this is worth breaking the rule. Germany is offering up to $3500 per a family in an attempt to increase to increase the number of migrants returning to their country. The...