Well, we’ve been patiently waiting for one the the Rapp duo to come out and make some comments on their recent public decimation, but so far we’ve been limited to stray tweets and complaints from Alison about the doxing of her family. As far as that goes, I don’t know what she wants. Am I supposed to feel sad for her? It’s just what happens on the internet. I can’t think of any public figure who hasn’t been doxed. It’s not optimal, perhaps, but oh well. If you expect me to cry for you, though, think again.

Speaking of crying, Jake Rapp, the cucked husband who was also revealed to be a sex worker himself the day after Alison was exposed, has now put out a nearly 2000 word post chocked full of goodies like this…


I resigned from my position as barista in Cafe Mario at Nintendo on Monday.

It was a pretty sweet gig. Sodexo paid me quite well for being a plain ol’ coffee slinger, I got to know a lot of really awesome people, and I consider it a really formative chapter of my life. I’m not crazy broken up about it, as I was intending to leave the position shortly anyway to pursue a different path in life. I definitely wish it would’ve been on different terms than the shit-show that has been the past two weeks or so.

I decided to dip out early, which I figured would be the best option given the current atmosphere. It has been the case before that Nintendo brass doesn’t like a certain contractor for some reason or another and they just kinda disappear. One day the district manager shows up, you turn in your badge, and you don’t get to ask many questions. Given Nintendo’s risk-averse track record for handling potential PR problems, I figured I’d likely be doing them a favor. I’d much rather leave on my own terms than have to hear the bogus, “We’re not firing you, but the client has asked you to leave so we’re gonna try to find another account for you to work at.” Obviously this is pure speculation on my part so no need to go kicking down Nintendo’s door, but I’d put good money on that having happened had I not been proactive about it. My managers and Sodexo were super considerate about my decision, as opposed to Alison’s one day remaining of health insurance coverage and a whopping nothing else for severance when she was canned (“escorted out” would’ve been such a good yet touchy pun here). What’s done is done, and I wish Nintendo all the best in its future endeavors.

That was probably a wise decision, Jake. I’m pretty sure you were about to get booted out of there within the week. Also, I don’t know how you could still stand to show your face, but perhaps some of your clientele included your co-workers. In fact, I’m fully expecting that shoe to drop with either you or Alison before all is said and done.

More from “Mr.” Rapp:

This is why tweet after tweet, post after post, I kinda just start giggling (very masculine giggles of course). Partially because everything is so comically far from the truth, but mostly because… wait for it… none of it will accomplish what the campaign at large likely seeks to achieve (or in the very least wants to spectate) – a breaking of self.

Sure it made me feel I need to quit my job. Sure it will probably affect my future employment prospects. Sure it’s a really weird couple conversations to have with people who now know a bit more about me. But will I ever be crushed to the point of second-guessing my identity? Absolutely not.

Sure, I lost my job, got exposed as a degenerate, had my weird piercings broadcast worldwide, my wife was embarrassed and also got terminated from her job…but other than that, no big deal! I do have to admire his spirit, although I think he may be putting on a front for public consumption.

Oh, and about that piercing…

I think someone getting an 8g piece of metal stabbed through their urethra is an incredibly brave and “masculine/ballsy” thing to do (and I bet the sex feels great, but who am I to know).

I don’t know about brave, Jake. I would substitute the word insane, myself. But, you do you, I suppose. Personally, I won’t be getting a Prince Albert anytime soon, I can safely assure you guys of that.

The final thought from Rapp?

In the words of our beloved lord and savior, Kanye West, “My life is dope, and I do dope shit.”

He then goes on to admit that he doesn’t even listen to Kanye, which makes the quote even more bizarre. Plus, nothing about his life or career(s) would be described as dope, but I’ll leave it there. Give me your thoughts on this clown down below, and I’ll be back shortly with the latest on that “Social Autopsy” Kickstarter.

  1. “I don’t listen to this artist, so I’m going to post a totally irrelevant comment from this artist.” What.

  2. I don’t even have words to describe any of this. Every sentence goes unfinished, cut off midstream by newer, more mindblowing levels of whatthefuckery.

  3. So he left his job before he got canned like his she husband and then wrote some congratulatory messages of how awesome his cuck life is. Well, he’s a lost cause.

  4. For some reason the most upsetting thing to me in that article was that Sodexo provides Nintendo’s food service. That’s like school cafeteria quality stuff.

    1. Sodexo seems to have a range of service and quality levels, I think what you get from them really depends on the specifics of the individual contract. I’ve generally had good experiences with cafeterias they operate.

  5. Dude should’ve just kept that mess to himself. I read his shit and it looks like he’s trying to convince himself of that bullshit and failing at it. If his wife had only had sense enough to keep her mouth shut w/ that pro-pedo bullshit on Twitter (the loose thread which unraveled the entire garment), this whole thing would’ve probably never happened — at least for now.

  6. one part brave three parts fool thats all i can say about jake rapp. i could call his stupid has no respect for anyone has no has no dignity and the least honest person i seen since zoe quinn when gamergate started

  7. “perhaps some of your clientele included your co-workers. In fact, I’m
    fully expecting that shoe to drop with either you or Alison before all
    is said and done.”

    I’ve been waiting for that to break at some point with this crazy story. The ride truly never ends.

  8. For a couple of neohippies, a ma&pa marijuana shop in a place where it’s legal. Then his life would be dope.

    They can whine about their victimization into old age.

  9. I wonder how “dope” his life will be once he and his wife descend into poverty-induced madness.

  10. Sorry, dummy, but you got it wrong. You’re a dope, and you do dumb shit.

    Neither you or your wife have a job, and are whoring yourselves out for a buck. Better get crackin’ on your ass-eating skills, because living in Seattle ain’t cheap!

    1. Now that Alison is a celebrity prostitute perhaps she can raise her hourly rate and then just do all of the thirsty cunts in NeoGaf – I reckon that’d bring in a few bucks!

    2. Seriously fuck King County, it’s just one endless traffic jam and hobo encampment at this point. Why it has a housing shortage is beyond me because I can’t imagine why anyone would want to live there. Sure there are alot of events, shows and concerts down town but you can use the express buses to get in and out for that shit even if you don’t want to pay for parking.

  11. To each their own, but I sure don’t think getting a Prince Albert should be described with highly positive and influential terms like “brave”. I mean, maybe if you were trying to get initiated into a group of tribal shamans who’d only teach you a medicinal technique which could hold the secret to curing cancer if you went through their genital mutilation ritual, or some similarly outlandish yet self-sacrificing scenario, then yeah, that’d be pretty brave. If you’re getting it just to satisfy your own bizarre fetishes, though, that’s on you. I can only imagine how much pain and suffering this guy may’ve caused by telling people they can be “brave” for doing this (then again, the only people stupid enough to be talked into getting their dick skewered so easily would likely be fellow SJW cucks, so I guess they have it coming).

  12. This “man” needs deprogramming. He’s like a cult member, or perhaps a rather odd example of Stockholm syndrome. Someone should get him away from that monstrous woman, and lock him in a weight room with a copy of “Starting Strength” and an archive of https://heartiste.wordpress.com

    Naw, what am I saying. It’s too late…

  13. It sure sounds to me like he is having a crisis of masculine identity. He felt the need to describe his laughter as masculine and to defend the machismo of dick piercings in oddly specific detail for someone who only passingly denied having one in the same paragraph. Quite apart from that, his statement that the sex is great because of dick piercings, I doubt highly unless he is into severe genital pain. But just looking at the photo of him above the article should tell you he is not very masculine at all, whether by physique or by sense of style.

  14. “Sure, I lost my job, got exposed as a degenerate, had my weird piercings broadcast worldwide, my wife was embarrassed and also got terminated from her job…but other than that, no big deal!”

    *Knock knock* Rock bottom is that you?

  15. Only thing I disagree about with the Rapp stuff is moral judgements being made.
    They’re two consenting adults that did stuff that is their own business.
    Doesn’t matter if other people wouldn’t do it or think it’s strange.
    If he feels fine getting pegged by his wife, or trying out a bi/poly lifestyle, more power to him. If he’s fine with her fucking around, being an escort or sharing her controversial political opinions, that’s not a bad thing either.
    To each their own.

    The problems with Rapp began and ended with her attempting to dictate HER morals to other people. Social justice morals.
    She can talk a big game about believing that she has the same ideals as gamergate (whatever that means) but she explicitly antagonised people based on her beliefs and faced consequences from that.
    Consequences that were no more than showing her employer things she made publicly available on work related social media.

    I don’t think it’s any better to reverse the moral judgements though.
    Nor do I think making personal attacks is particularly worthwhile. Controversial opinions need to be protected and their advocates heard, even if they’re retarded pedo apologetics and social justice idiocy.

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