Nutty Woman Writes “Gender Neutral Cats” Piece for The Washington Post

All my life, I’ve thought cats were pretty cool. When I was…

Chub Comedian Amy Schumer Complains About Being Labeled Plus-Size

I have to give Amy Schumer credit for one thing: she certainly…

Veteran Marine Fleeces $8200+ on Gofundme in Fake Cancer Scam

Welcome to another week of shitposting here on TheRalphRetort.com. I spent most…

Belligerent #FlyingWhileBlack Scammer Tried to Argue Federal Law With Flight Crew

If you’ve been reading this site over the last week, then you…

Nasty Kate Smurthwaite Gets Embarrassed When 6 People Show Up to Performance

Well, I’ve had a fun overnight. Basically, I spent a couple hours…

SJW Insanity #1: Jessica Valenti

This is the beginning of my SJW series, and we’re starting off…

Comedienne & Twitter SJW Margaret Cho Has a Cringeworthy Meltdown

Margaret Cho had a meltdown the other day and it was quite…

Is the New Ghostbusters Going to Bomb? Yes or No?

Earlier today, I was taking a look at Anita Sarkeesian’s Twitter feed…

Protests Surrounding Ghomeshi Verdict Show How Fraudulent Feminism Really Is

I’ll admit to not following the Jian Ghomeshi rape trial up in Canada…

Beyoncé Gets Attacked by Feminists For Saying Daughter is Her Best Accomplishment

Good afternoon, everyone. Sorry for the slow start today, but I was…

GDC: The Microsoft Dancers Controversy Personifies Outrage Culture

NOTE: There’s a TL;DR at the end. This article is way longer…

Finally, Someone in the Media Has Called Out The Sex Tape Double Standard

It’s not often that I get to come here and sing the…

Superman Actor Henry Cavill Speaks Out About Catcalling Double Standard

I always smile when I see actors go out on a limb…

Brianna Wu’s SyFy “Feature” Is The Year’s Best Comedy So Far

I just watched Brianna Wu’s segment on The Internet Ruined My Life, which is an unintentionally hilarious new show on SyFy. I gotta say, it doesn’t disappoint. In fact, it may be the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Just watching Wu trying to squeeze out some fake tears is worth the price of admission alone. And since I said to hell with cable a long time ago, the price for my admission was actually zero.