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YOU’VE BEEN SERVED: Berkeley Sued For Yiannopoulos Event

First off, I wanna apologise for the lack of posts. Don’t ever do a STEM degree, you have zero downtime. My entire Christmas holiday was spent revising, doing assignments, and filling out countless applications. Just save yourself and do a political science degree. Some of...

Police Arrest COD Swatter After KEEMSTAR Gets Him To Confess During An Interview

After losing a match in Call of Duty, 25-year-old Tyler Raj Barriss decided the best course of action would be to be to find his opponent’s address and to call the police saying he that someone had killed his father by shooting him in the head....

Female Iranian Chess Player on Why She Left Iran

Dorsa Derakhshani, the second-highest-ranked female chess player in Iranian history, wrote an op-ed in the New York Times explaining why she left Iran to play chess in America. From 2011 to 2015, Dorsa played for the Iranian national team in the under 18 division. She didn’t like the...

Higher Education Minister Attacked For Demanding Universities Defend Free Speech

Higher Education Minister Jo Johnson announced plans in his Boxing Day speech to fine universities that failed to protect freedom of speech on campus. Johnson pointed out how no-platforming is stifling debate, the Guardian reported. “In universities in America and worryingly in the UK, we have...

Hilarious British Christmas Ad That Featured an Elf Teabagging Barbie Accused of Being ‘Misogynistic’

I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas, I know I did. I love Christmas. The people are a little bit nicer, the aunts become a little bit more cattier, and the movies a little bit more shitter. But my favourite part of Christmas is the is...

Merry Christmas!

I understand that this Christmas message is a tad late, it took me almost the entire day to get over my Christmas Eve hangover. Pro-tip: Don’t try to out drink people that are much larger and more experienced than you. You’ll be the loser either...