I’m getting a late start today and it looks like I came in on the craziest shit ever. The number one trend on Twitter today has to do with an activity known as spirit cooking. What is spirit cooking, you ask? Well, it seems to be some sort of Satanic ritual. I’m not kidding.

Here’s some primers on the ritual and this news, starting with CNET

#SpiritCooking: Um… what? The top trend on Twitter on Friday morning relates to an alleged email released by WikiLeaks. The alleged email to Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta mentions a spirit cooking dinner. WikiLeaks tweeted that this involves “blood, sperm and breastmilk.” Spirit cooking refers to performance artist Marina Abramovic’s “cookbook” of recipes to cook up thoughts — not meals. However, some on Twitter are taking it to the extreme and accusing the former secretary of state of devil worship. “This is not the first or last time that WikiLeaks has tweeted propaganda while doing Putin’s bidding,” a Clinton campaign representative wrote in an email. CNET cannot independently verify the information in the alleged email, and it is be entirely possible that someone altered the email before it was publicly released.

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What the fuck.

InfoWars:

What is “spirit cooking”?

Spirit cooking refers to “a sacrament in the religion of Thelema which was founded by Aleister Crowley” and involves an occult performance during which menstrual blood, breast milk, urine and sperm are used to create a “painting”.

According to Marina Abramovic, if the ritual is performed in an art gallery, it is merely art, but if the ritual is performed privately, then it represents an intimate spiritual ceremony.

The video embedded above depicts the bizarre nature of the ceremony. Abramovic mixes together thickly congealed blood as the “recipe” for the “painting,” which is comprised of the words, “With a sharp knife cut deeply into the middle finger of your left hand eat the pain.”

The ceremony is, “meant to symbolize the union between the microcosm, Man, and the macrocosm, the Divine, which is a representation of one of the prime maxims in Hermeticism “As Above, So Below.”…

Spirit cooking is also an “occult practice used during sex cult rituals, as explained in the book “Spirit cooking with essential aphrodisiac recipes,”notes Mike Cernovich.

The revelation that John Podesta, Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman, is presumably interested in weird, gory occult ceremonies was too juicy for even Wikileaks to ignore.

“The Podestas’ “Spirit Cooking” dinner? It’s not what you think. It’s blood, sperm and breastmilk. But mostly blood,” the organization tweeted.

What the hell is going on? This election has completely gone off the rails. I don’t really care much about religion or even believe in Satanism, but if you do, this shit is even more alarming. I never thought this would be a topic of discussion for a presidential campaign…or any campaign, for that matter.

https://twitter.com/OMFG_America/status/794578540264124416

https://twitter.com/aniyah_vernisha/status/794531699933659136

https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU7/status/794551767006445568

You can say that again. I don’t even know how to mentally process this craziness. The people at the top of the Democratic nominee for President of the United States campaign are involved in some of the sickest rituals you could possibly imagine. These people have to be stopped. If you’re religious, that goes double. Do you want Satan worshipers in the White House?

And how does the Clinton camp respond? By blaming it all on Vladimir Putin, of course!!

What will happen next? I don’t think anyone on this planet, outside of maybe Julian Assange and his close associates, could possibly predict that.