Reza Aslan has been in the news lately, and this time, it’s not for ingesting human brains. He called President Trump a “piece of shit” the other day and then apologized after some big league blowback. In his apology, Aslan claimed that it was not like him to use profanity while making political points. As it turns out, that was completely false. Now it turns out that not only does Aslan love profanity (FULL DISCLOSURE: So do I.), he also likes to express hope that his political opponents experience a brutal sexual assault.


After the Kathy Griffin disgrace, CNN is ISIS is the meme making the rounds. Little did we know how true it is!

  1. I don’t know how much lower you can go than being a cannibal. I can’t fathom why anybody listens to this guy.

    1. *puts on devil’s advocate hat*

      Well, in itself cannibalism is less ‘omg horrid’ and more ‘bad idea’. Lots of ways to catch diseases from ‘long pig’. Plus, there’s the aspect of murder, assuming this person didn’t WANT to be eaten, which turns it into a malum in se offense.

      1. No, it’s savagery practiced by primitives. It’s something even animals don’t do. Going down that regressive route is just peak post modernism just to prove that all cultures are equal.

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