We talked about this last night on the #Killstream, but I figured it was worth a write-up. It’s just too strange not to cover in some way. Before I get into it, here’s me reading Jake Rapp’s escort ad, straight from his own website


Honestly, it’s kind of hard to talk about this particular one, because many of his pics were extremely NSFW. In fact, he’s rocking what’s known as a Prince Albert. Believe me, I could have went all my life without knowing that information. Then again, it was worth it for the lulz alone.

Here are a couple pics that I can actually show you. The rest is over on /ggrevolt/.



Jake wasn’t always like this, though. In fact, his views seemed to be radically different before Alison started pimping him out he met Ms. Rapp.


Now, it’s like this…


Yes, this guy actually has a life-coaching business. Can you imagine hiring him to break you off a piece of advice about how to conduct your affairs? I mean, different strokes for different folks, and all that jazz. But this shit is ridiculous. It seems like he was almost brainwashed by this woman. Not only that, if you look at the thread, you can see that they might have even tricked another woman into getting twisted up in their complicated sex lives.


This tale just keeps getting nuttier and nuttier. What’s going to be the next shoe to drop, ladies and gentlemen? Perhaps they’re running an entire prostitution ring out of their home? Maybe someone at the Nintendo Treehouse is involved? I can only speculate, of course, but I would not be surprised no matter what we hear. It’s gotten to that level.