I was sitting here wondering just what the hell I was going to write about after my pretentious post about why I haven’t been…writing. Then, something amazing came across my Twitter feed. A man in Florida stands accused of trying to set child molestors on fire. Yes, he wanted to Extra Crispify pedophiles. I have a feeling that many of you might agree with the general sentiment.

From WESH 2 in Orlando, Florida

Police said a man was locked up after he was accused of trying to kill sex offenders.

Officers said he tried to set the men on fire.

Jorge Porto-Sierra has been formally charged with four counts of attempted premeditated murder.

Osceola County detectives said the 50-year-old confessed to deputies he tried to kill multiple people at the Friendly Village Inn on Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway.

After his March 7 arrest, Porto-Sierra said he arrived at the motel to “barbecue all the child molesters on fire and kill them.”

WESH 2 News confirmed at least two of the four victims are convicted sexual offenders.

Witnesses told deputies Porto-Sierra made several threats, screaming, “I’m going to kill you, child molester,” and allegedly began throwing gasoline on their front door.

Porto-Sierra is accused of breaking a hotel window to pour gasoline inside.

Witnesses said he was carrying a cigarrette the whole time.

Another couple said Porto-Sierra rammed their car and poured gas on it.

When asked by deputies why he did not carry out his threats, Porto-Sierra said, “You got here too soon.”…

Jorge’s lawyer has his or her work cut out for them.

Well, this certainly is a novel approach to curbing child sex abuse. Flaying might have been another nice option. Perhaps drawing and quartering should make a comeback as well? Those are the innovative methods that jump at me right off top, but perhaps Mr. Porto-Sierra has his own ideas.

Maybe some enterprising folks can put some money on his commissary account so we can ask him about it while he’s on vacation.