HarperCollins Imprint Set to Publish a Children's Book About Santa Being in a Gay Interracial Relationship

HarperCollins Imprint Set to Publish a Children’s Book About Santa Being in a Gay Interracial Relationship

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When I first saw someone tweet this across the timeline, I was sure it was a joke. I mean, why do we need to make Santa Claus gay? What purpose does this serve? Well, OK, I’m not that naive. There seems to be a concerted effort by mass media to push extremely mature content onto our children, often in the name of tolerance and/or diversity. Personally, I have no problems with people involved in homosexual behavior. I’m also in an interracial relationship myself, so I obviously have no qualms there, either. But what is wrong with a company who thinks pushing a gay Santa Claus onto children is a good idea?

This is simply insane. It might be the best example of our deteriorating society that I’ve seen so far this year.


I just can’t get over this…

A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday.

The book, Santa’s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who both live in the North Pole. Santa’s spouse frequently fills in for his husband at malls, according to a description of the book Harper Design provided to TIME.

Daniel Kibblesmith, who is a staff writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and co-author of How to Win at Everything, penned the parody children’s book after tweeting in December that he would only tell his future child Santa was black. “If they see a white one, we’ll say ‘That’s his husband,’” Kibblesmith wrote…

Harper Design said the book is meant for all ages. 

Like hell it is. I’m incensed, so I can only imagine what the more religious and/or conservative among us must be thinking. Yes, I know it’s not Jesus, although feminists recently “aborted” him as well, so yea. We’re clearly headed in the right cultural direction. I can only imagine what these amazing talents will think of next? Perhaps a transgendered Easter Bunny?

Maybe I shouldn’t give them any ideas.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Disgusting indoctrination of a political agenda towards vulnerable young children.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    This is going to have almost zero cultural penetration, by all means metropolitan “elites” raise your 0.6 children to be so fucking weird and disconnected with Western normalcy that they can’t even engage with it. Get so damned strange you get recognized on sight as something like a Martian and get so obvious and insufferable that you get rejected out of hand by even the most open minded.

  • Malcolm

    Isn’t this cultural appropriation?

    • Typical

      That’s true, how dare we whites culturally appropriate black skin to dress up in our holiday suits! Taking Kwanzaa out of black people and making them parade around in santa suits is tantamount to putting on blackface…

      Oh wait, your were talking about the other way? Come on man! only straight cis whites can culturally appropriate anything.

    • strongestman

      What culture is being appropriated and by whom? No matter the answer I suspect you’ll find it difficult to support this argument as gay people are within and a part of every culture.

  • Yuno Gasai

    This is a perfect example of my main problem with the LGTBQ whatever the hell it’s called now community. I’m fine with people being gay or trans or whatever, what I’m not fine with is when those people try to shove it down my throat and even more so when they try to shove it down the throats of children.

    • StephaneDumas

      There’s even a gay activist slammed Disney by saying:”Why steal kids’ innocence by exposing them to LGBT?”

      As Clint Eastwood as “Dirty Harry” Callahan in Magnum Force said:”A man’s GOT to know his limitations.”

    • Also another problem I have with these faggots and cross-dressers is they just cannot accept or tolerate any criticism whatsoever. They cannot seem to accept the idea that free speech allows people to have the right to say that they may not agree with their lifestyle.

      Instead, they want to punish people who “wrong-think” by censoring, fining and jailing them, basically ruining their lives.

      The so-called oppressed has become the oppressors themselves. They are nothing but a bunch of bigoted, authoritarian cunts.

      • Alex Barbu

        >The so-called oppressed has become the oppressors themselves
        This makes me wonder. When it first started out, Christianity was in the minority, and they were oppressed. Over time it grew, became the mainstream, and eventually started oppressing unbelievers. Could this be a repeating phenomenon? Some kind of part of human nature?
        I think it’s undisputable that LGBT were at first ostracized and oppressed by the modern society, and currently it’s an accepted mainstream thing. I wonder if they really could gather enough power to become true oppressors themselves.

        • Flowey

          It’s Humanity’s most base tribalistic instincts at play here. They’re shunning all those who don’t follow the ‘tribe’.

          • TBL

            Good point. So now, it’s time to shun back then. We tried being tolerant, look where it got us. I say we segregate. Eventually LGBTCDEFGHIJKLMNOP group will die off since they can’t reproduce. Their numbers will go down. Then send the remaining ones for shock therapy or something…..

      • strongestman

        You’ll find it difficult to prove the statement “they cannot seem to accept the idea that free speech allows people the right to say they may not agree with the practice” as it is a gross generalization and impossible to be true in every case.

        I think what’s actually happened is gay people have become very good at defending their right to exist as they are. For example, I would point out that my being gay is not a practice at all. In fact it takes no practice. One simply is gay as one simply is straight or as one simply doesn’t give a hoot and can share love with a variety of bodies and persons.

        Also I can’t find any evidence of anyone ever being fined or jailed for criticizing queers. Do you have a source or an example? On the flipside of that I have a great deal of evidence of people being jailed, fined, and even murdered for being queer. Oscar Wilde is one famous example, but as far as modern times a quick google will inform you of the state-sponsored violence and detention gay men face in Russia (Chechnya especially) Egypt, Uganda, Lithuania, and Jamaica simply for existing and finding shelter and pleasure in other humans they love.

    • Mike Townsend

      You being fine with people being gay is the real problem. We need a zero tolerance policy for their civilization destroying faggotry.

      • Typical

        Why? Leaves more bitches for straight dudes.

    • Grampy_Bone

      Unfortunately you can’t have it that way. All slopes are slippery. If you are okay with homosexuality being accepted as normal, then you have to put up with gay black santa pounding white gay santa up the butt in children’s books. To say otherwise is to suggest gay ass-pounding might not be completely normal or okay.

      What is the appropriate age to teach children about buttfucking homo santa exactly? When is it okay to–metaphorically speaking–shove it down a child’s throat?

      Let’s be clear, the vast majority of people think a dude kissing another dude is disgusting and gross. They say otherwise because admitting the truth has significant social consequences. The vast majority of adolescent boys are remarkably homophobic, and no one teaches them to think that. It’s ingrained, something the gay mafia is fully aware of. We are witnessing attempts to fight nature.

      The only solution is to roll the rock back up the hill and start socially shunning homosexuals again, as all successful societies have done.

      • strongestman

        You are confusing what is biologically ingrained with what is socially ingrained. Gay people have always existed and will always exist. Homosexuality existed before humans existed. Animals perform homosexual acts every day. There are probably hundreds of male swans going at each other as your read this. Homosexuality is biologically ingrained and is a part of the Earth.

        Homophobia, however, is social and subject to change with the times. This is well-documented. Start with wiki’s “history of homosexuality” page and take it from there.

        • Grampy_Bone

          Not actually true. Homosexuality is completely unheard of in some parts of the world, many isolated tribes and ancient cultures have no record or knowledge of the practice. Stop spreading your lies.

    • Yarlg

      I suppose this Santa would be easier to swallow? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae8ce35ef48e03fc1e78bca21107a90902a995514a9a2643f63014c481720fb3.jpg

      Also why is it people complaining about gay stuff tend to use the phrase “shove it down my throat” so often? Why not “shove it up my ass” too? Why discriminate against certain holes you could have things shoved into you through?

    • strongestman

      I detect no shoves here. About 500 books are published every week in the U.S. (Source: I work in a bookstore!) Making a product available for purchase via a market isn’t equivalent with force-feeding. Sounds like this book wasn’t made with you in mind and my professional advice is you shouldn’t buy it for yourself. However if you know any children of gay parents or have any queer friends I’m sure they’ll find it fun and heartwarming. May even bring a tear to their eye if they’ve had too much nog. For yourself you could try the other few hundred books that were published that same week though I warn you some of those were also made with queers in mind. Good luck and happy reading!

  • Mr0303

    This makes the Russian “no gay propaganda” law seem reasonable.

  • Blake Donohoo

    I have no respect for homosexualism, nor do I want it promoted as something great.

    In terms of how I feel about homos themselves, as long as they aren’t getting beaten or killed, don’t look for my help!

    Russia has the right idea about these aids ridden sausage loggers.

    • People can be gay, trans, bi, etc. whatever the hell they want. I have no problems with that.

      But for God’s sake don’t expect people to bow down and give out trophies to someone just because he/she likes sticking his dick into another man/scissoring another woman.

      • Blake Donohoo

        Scissoring, lol wtf with these gay terms

        • Search up “lesbian scissoring galleries”. You won’t be disappointed.

          • Blake Donohoo

            lol I think I’m good. I like my “tuna” with a side of “sausage”.

      • TBL

        Yeah, that scissoring thing….heard about it here and there before. WTF??? I mean, wth happened to vibes and such? At least that was some sense of normalcy, though I often wondered, why not just get the real thing. Society has officially been flushed down the crpper.

  • northern_confederate

    Anyone surprised that the author of this tripe which mocks and denigrates even a secular Christian tradition is jewish? Anyone? Bueller?

    • Rod H

      and also how surprising that this buffoon, is a ‘comedy’ writer for none other that leftard liberal retard Steven Colbert

  • Alex Barbu

    No matter how pro-LGBT I might be, some things are just not appropriate for children. It’s fine to start explaining to children how homosexuality works, but at the age they usually still believe in a Santa is too soon.

    • It’s fine to start explaining to children how homosexuality works

      I’m sure not many people would have a problem with that, as long as it’s just how it works and explained to children at a certain age.

      The problem people have is that the LGBTQ/SJWs are telling children that being gay is great and being straight is bad.

  • Jewish cultural manipulation. Target children, destroy civilization. They’ve been working this angle for at least a century.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4566c172d3dd4aea0f6154900d766a190be1fcb08fb761431af7e29ed90b2fa2.png

  • GCN Intensifies

    Jews has been waging war on European art and culture ever since the French revolution

  • Typical

    Seems pretty simple to not buy the book to me, I mean, if you’re letting your kids believe imaginary people bring them presents, might as well put any agenda you want in there. A made up person can be as made up as you want, that’s why my god is Cthulhu.

  • Yarlg

    Isn’t Santa like the Pope except in comic book form? Like, he’s not just 1 person but a bunch of different people wearing the mantle, except only known in paintings and drawings and commercials and word-of-mouth.

    I mean, he’s born of European continent legend morphed into Norman Rockwell paintings and Coca-Cola commercials… Is anyone not aware of how mass-consumerism and fairy tales made this ridiculous chortler?

    I’ll just chuckle as well if I see a children’s book of Krampus giving out donuts and tending to flowers and feeding kittens with his hot space wife that looks like Barbarella… It wouldn’t be any more or less silly than Santa Claus or gay interracial Santa.