You know, during any other week, I would probably be ecstatic about Brianna Wu AND Big Randi Harper mentioning me in two separate (and cringeworthy) open letters. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still fucking hilarious, but I’m kinda busy with other things at the moment. Still, I thought it was important to come here and talk a little shit about it nonetheless.

First, let’s hear from Hamburger Harper

GamerGate hopped onto all of this. The committer bragged about people like TheRalphRetort following him. He went on Facebook to brag about how many new followers he was getting and how terrible of a person I am. He then started threatening me on Twitter. He said he was going to ruin my life. OK, whatever dude. I could block him, but when he publicly posted logs of me talking in the only place where I really felt safe — FreeBSD’s private developer IRC channel — it became a violation of my home and privacy. He was representing himself as part of the project, so I reached out to the FreeBSD Foundation. They suggested I contact FreeBSD core, the elected group that governs FreeBSD.

Master Milo (who I’m having dinner with tonight) frames it accurately

Harper frames her departure as her own decision, but she has of course been regarded by everyone associated with FreeBSD as a liability for some time. In her long-winded post (I read these things so you don’t have to), Harper unleashes a blistering array of bizarre allegations against the FreeBSD foundation, including a claim that they stood by while she was being threatened online, and that she was “tone policed” by someone at FreeBSD who suggested she “be nicer” online.

No wonder that one stung her. Harper is one of the nastiest pieces of work on the internet. She is a self-proclaimed “anti-abuse activist” who has in fact spent most of the last two years generating hate-filled online mobs against her opponents, as voluminous reporting byBreitbart has demonstrated. Famous for telling people to “set themselves on fire,” this anti-abuse activist once drove a woman to tears for disagreeing with her...

“A lot of developers didn’t know what was happening, just that one of the few women in the project was mad at another developer, and he quit. It made it look like the bullying was coming from my end.”

The bullying, coming from your end? Surely not, Randi!

Of course not! We all know that Randi Harper is the very model of civility! It not like she’s notorious for being one of the biggest harassers on the internet, or anything. Speaking of that, here’s what I wrote about the situation she describes several months back:

It looks like the Internet’s Harasser-in-Chief is back at it again. She got into it with a fellow member of The FreeBSD Project last night. As usual, she threatened to ruin the man within their community, as well as brand him a harasser publicly. They had a private IRC conversation where he was civil and polite, and she was her usual unhinged self. This is not a good look for someone who is supposedly going to end online harassment. But, as we’ve talked about MANY TIMES before, this is just what Hefty Harper is. She’s a bully.

There’s a lot more in that post, including screenshots. Judging by her farewell to FreeBSD post, she was legitimately mad that this guy followed me. Well, kick rocks, Randi. FreeBSD doesn’t need your baggage and neither does anyone else, for that matter. How long until some of her SJW friends cut her loose as well? You know it’s coming. The gelatinous git doesn’t bring anything to the table, after all.

That brings us to Brianna Wu, who I’ve now dubbed FuManWu (yes, I’m extremely clever). Most of the allies Wu one had have already turned sour, so I almost feel sorry for the contemptible creature. Almost. Then, I think of all the lies she spread about me and gamers in general. The sick fuck has a lot of nerve to post something like this in spite of all that.

Here’s Brianna whining about GamerGate (again), talking about how she’s gonna ignore GamerGate (again), and just being a general attention whore (again…noticing a theme?). I could write a lot more on all this, but I’m getting ready to go into London again for another fun-filled afternoon.

I do not spend time attacking Gamergate figures, because it would have no tactical value. Mercades, Oliver, C.H. Summers, Ralph – I think they are spectacularly wrong, but it makes more sense to focus on other things. Yesterday, I saw a KiA thread I thought was spectacularly racist, but rather than drum up public anger about it – I spent the day doing engineering instead. 

Everyone at my company is terrified of the Gamergate harassment we know is inevitable when we release Revolution 60 in the coming weeks. When the game is reviewed, I expect lots of Gamergate personal attacks in the comments. I expect to be doxxed. I expect to have more malicious rumors happen. I expect a new wave of death and rape threats.

But what would the value be in doing this? Maybe you think my game sucks, maybe you don’t like the graphics, but what does it have to do with Gamergate? If you really believe that censorship is a problem, it’s time to demonstrate it with your actions. 

I have no wish to continue to be the Batman to your Joker.
What is it with Wu and the continued Batman references (And what about Batwoman? Oh, yea. Never mind.)? Is this an attempt at humor? I wish I could say that it was, but it’s just more pathetic posturing from the master of mendacity. We all know Wu isn’t going anywhere, and that stunts will continued to be pulled. We say the game sucks because it actually sucks, not because of any war you have with GamerGate. I can promise you that I would not let someone’s personal beliefs get in the way of me praising a game that was worthy. Your’s is not, Wu. It’s that simple.
I’ll try to get back with you guys later this afternoon, but as you know, I’m still on vacation for another day or so. Look for posts to really ramp up this weekend, after I get settled back into the command center. I appreciate your patience with me while I have a blast here in England. Look for a late post about my meeting with Master Milo, and possibly a couple other things. Until then, I’m out.


  1. Have fun, Ralph. Whatever you do, don’t picture having a Wu and Harper threesomes. What? You just did? Sorry mate.

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  2. So when her game bombs – inevitably – it will all be because of the meanness. Good way for Wu to cover herself… if she hadn’t done it so, so many times before.

    Also the Batman-to-your-Joker metaphor is genuinely creepy and Narcissistic. Although if it is DCAU Batman I’m on board because I love Mark Hamill’s Joker.

    1. Sure as hell looks like it’s laying the groundwork for the inevitable failure, doesn’t it?

      Meanwhile, let’s talk about GOOD games. Pick up anything via the Steam sale? I found a couple real gems on the cheap.

      1. Got Dead Rising 2 / Off The record and all DLC for a mere £8.49. Skyrim Ultimate Edition for £19.99 and a Season Pass for Fallout 4~

        1. Awesome. I got Murdered: Soul Suspect and Metro: Last Light from a friend, and picked up Hacknet and Talos Principle on a whim.

          Murdered wasn’t bad, although it’s pretty straightforward. It’d make a good movie if the plot hadn’t been done to death already.

          Talos Principle is REALLY pretty, and fairly intriguing.

          Haven’t gotten to the other 2 yet.

      2. I am trying very hard NOT to buy Skyrim for it is a black hole I will never come out of.

        And I did buy Xenoblade…. and proceeded to play Majora’s Mask during my vacation. Oops.

        1. I did the same thing, lol (except it was some other forgettable game and not Majora’s Mask because I have shit tastes in games, natch). I ended up gifting Xenoblade to a relative instead. Ah, well.

      1. She’d probably slip it into her game and pretend that she had permission to use his voice.

        Oh wait – there are no males in her game because Feminism.

  3. “I’m not going to waste time talking about GamerGate anymore.”

    Still talking about GamerGate because if it weren’t for GG, Brianna Wu would be a nobody and he-she knows it.

    “I posted in the BSD group because it’s the only place I feel safe.”

    Wow, Randi is really working hard to make the Internet a safe place from abuse, isn’t she?

    So we’ll have the PC port of Rev60 when? A safer Internet when?

    Oh never. Because they can’t quit fucking whining and DO SOMETHING.

    1. “Wow, Randi is really working hard to make the Internet a safe place from abuse, isn’t she?”

      Any part of the Internet that’s safe from her I would consider a good thing. How the hell the BSD community put up with the shit from her for so long I have no idea.

  4. That poor gent must’ve had some pretty significant dirt on Land Whale Harper if she was the one they moved on, finally one of her provoked harassment endeavours has blown up in her face. We can now add “fired from a volunteer position” to her wall of shame.

    As for FuManWu (that IS clever!) criticism has nothing to do with censorship you fuckwit, not even close. Fucking radfems and their pathological habit of twisting the meaning of words. If there’s a hell, they’ll be getting beaten to death with dicks and dictionaries for eternity.

    1. Yeah, if she’s getting all bent out of shape about criticism of her game then she needs to tell Anita to stop making videos first.

  5. I like how you can see the hypocrisy here. >> Randi says “this IRC chat was my safe place, my refuge, and shouldn’t be used against me.” Then later we see Wu say “I regularly invade KiA threads to find material to use against them.” Whiiiiiccchh isssss itttttt. Their internet faggotry is “my teenage edgelord refuge don’t use on me plz” and everyone else’s internet faggotry is fair game.

  6. That moron Wu Manchu is too retarded to even spell Mercedes right. Does she know there is a german car thats called and spelled the exact same way!?

    1. Also spelled CH Sommers wrong. Probably another attempt to goad people into contacting her which she can then use to claim she’s being harassed ie “blargh u can’t even spell Mercedes or Sommers right!!!”

  7. Yes, its definitely the Randwhale that gets threatened by others and not the other way around.

    1. Wow. I hear that quote from her a lot, but I didn’t know that she used it against an Indian. Yup, that looks real good for the SJWs and their push for “minority rights” (then again, several of them think that Asians don’t qualify as oppressed minorities…. aside from the Middle East, apparently). It’s all the more ironic when you consider India’s connection to sati.

  8. Whats wrong with Wu and Batman? I’ve never found myself think or say something like “too heavy i’m not supergirl”. WTF.

  9. Oh man I never realized it before. Wu IS Batman! Think about it. He has rich parents and is criminally insane. All he needs is for his parents to be deeeeeaaaaddd for it to be perfect.

  10. i read harper’s whole letter; what struck me was the claim to have a ton of evidence which she submitted to the freeBSD guys, but then she didn’t bother to include that evidence in the letter. Oh well…looks like BSD…

    Just got freed…

  11. “What about Batwoman?” I can answer that: Wu is a poser she knows jackshit! I’m sure she doesn’t even know there is a batwoman.

  12. That Wu-Man is so clearly of his / her / it’s head that she / he /. it’s not getting attention anympore due to the awesome Milo and as for Randi, hasn’t she got better things to do? Keeping Five Guys in business?

  13. “me and my employees are scared of gamergate” then proceeds to hashtag gamergate. yeah. right.

  14. Harper is a gaseous blimp whose emanations from both ends of her blimp-like sphere contribute double the noxious gasses to global warming than the rest of us. The square yardage of material alone used to cover her airplane hanger frame must have child sweat shops in Java working overtime making My Little Pony sweatshirts in a quadriple XXXXX size.

    Wu is as much of a woman as any man who also can’t have a child, let alone breast feed one. He looks like an anorexic owl and probably spits up balls of rat fur, teeth and claws mental cases find they can’t digest by sheer will power any more than produce babies via a the inside-out stump of a castrated penis.

    Wu should dump Wu and marry Harper. The close proximity of razor sharp knees and elbows combined with skin stretched to its furthest limit would no doubt produce a blast the size of Hiroshima.

  15. Oh and of fucking course she tries to play us “BUT IT’S CENSORSHIP THAT MY GAME IS SHIT GUYS” after the SJW clique started resenting her, I could see a reason for taking her game off steam, it’s not that it’s shit or that Wu is a cunt, but because she was vote brigaiding it (I generally think there should be better rules for fair marketing on greenlight.) If she didn’t play the victim on twitter because of people saying no to her game, I wouldn’t care at all, but there’s no censorship going on, and I don’t see why GG or other anti-censorship advocates would try to help her, she’s a mediawhore who needs constant approval and praise (better known as narcissist) and she’s been a dick to us for so long.

  16. so Wu is batman: arkham knight on PC (still broken 7 months after release, but charging full price still and blaming it on others despite obvious bad management) and the detractors are mark Hamill, one of the biggest and most loved geek icons in existence with a capable mix of flair, talent and an unforgettable voice? Works for me.

  17. Ralph, please tell me you are going to do something on the steven universe censorship thing. Its hilarious “Oh no, its not censorship, its localization. Only Gov can censor” Then it happens in SU by cartoon network “CENSORSHIP!”

  18. Wu-Sama full of shit. She claims that she’s never attacked you while she threw you out which was on video in that crappy convention. Letter also said that Gamergaters tried to stop her making her game while the game was already out a month before Gamergate happened.

    She’s still funny to watch even if she is a total nutter.

  19. no Wu, no one is desperate enough to come to rape you after seeing what nasty piece of work you are. Gamers will be too busy fapping at superior 2d waifus.

  20. So, this enough confirmation that TheRalphRetort is the most trusted site of #Gamergate? Like that certain gay Brit journalist every corrupt media & activists love to hate, it’s looks as though they can’t spend a day in their safe spaces without thinking of Ralph. (Creepy thought, but it has to be said–How long until an SJW confesses to rage-masturbating to

    2016 is going to be a fun year.

    Enjoy your vacation, Ralph.

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