Someone passed along a message about Chris Kluwe to me last night, but I didn’t look into it. They said he was sperging out, so I just figured it was his usually nuttery. As many of yo may know, I wrote about him on this site quite a bit back in the day. I figured this was just your run of the mill stuff from Kluwless.

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Like many “progressives,” this guy seems to have gone completely off the deep end…

Good to know! Any more tips, Chris?

I’ll jot that down as well, buddy.

Paintball, got it.

He even went off on one of his old compatriots…


Mr. Allen went on to tell Kluwe that this isn’t even good advice for his goal, armed resistance…

Chris was having none of it, because well, he’s insane. President Trump has caused the poor man to completely lose his mind, or what was left of it. I would say he’s suffering from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (C.T.E.) like many other former NFL players, but this guy was a punter. So, that’s out. Maybe it was all the cocaine? I’m not sure, but either way, the goof needs some kind of mental evaluation and a bag of pills in order to get back in touch with reality.

Until then, I guess he can clean his imaginary Glock and prepare for the urban warfare that is allegedly coming down the pike.