In case you missed day one, click here. I could just post another rambling intro real quick? OK, why not. Be on the lookout for some more Gawker stuff later and a couple reader submissions. Also, I’m going to do a personal article on my recent weight loss later on, as well as whatever else I think up. So check that stuff out. I might be doing a stream later, but I don’t want to hype it until I’m sure. You can rest easy in knowing that whatever I produce will always be posted here on the site.

So without further ado, here’s today’s strip (which also happens to go with my weight loss column lol):