Arthur Chu sure had plenty to say in the wake of Donald Trumps election triumph. Actually, it seemed like he had a lot of time on his hands. I do shit-talking for a living, so you can understand why I’m so dedicated. But even so, I still have a partner I have to consider. Sometimes, you just have to take a break and spend time with your significant. Luckily for Arthur, he no longer has that problem.

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Chu’s wife

https://twitter.com/ThalesLives/status/796518707996590080

His wife dumped him back in September (probably because by his own admission, he simply could not satisfy her). Not only that, she filed for dissolution, which is just a fancy term the State of Ohio has for a no-fault divorce.

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https://cpdocket.cp.cuyahogacounty.us/CV_CaseInformation_Summary.aspx?q=dtWw1ayW9UUkLFlq1tDqjA2

Chu’s wife voted Trump and told the judge she can’t stay married to a cuck.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/798268095328464896

https://twitter.com/Crisprtek/status/798288417058455553

You see where it says “disposed?” According to a quick Google search, that means the case was taken care of and his marriage was officially dissolved. If Mr. Chu has a different story, he’s free to tell it. But somehow, I don’t think he’ll be saying much. Sorry, Chu! I guess it’s back to the world of online dating and masturbation frustration. It couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

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