Arthur Chu sure had plenty to say in the wake of Donald Trumps election triumph. Actually, it seemed like he had a lot of time on his hands. I do shit-talking for a living, so you can understand why I’m so dedicated. But even so, I still have a partner I have to consider. Sometimes, you just have to take a break and spend time with your significant. Luckily for Arthur, he no longer has that problem.


Chu’s wife

His wife dumped him back in September (probably because by his own admission, he simply could not satisfy her). Not only that, she filed for dissolution, which is just a fancy term the State of Ohio has for a no-fault divorce.


Chu’s wife voted Trump and told the judge she can’t stay married to a cuck.

You see where it says “disposed?” According to a quick Google search, that means the case was taken care of and his marriage was officially dissolved. If Mr. Chu has a different story, he’s free to tell it. But somehow, I don’t think he’ll be saying much. Sorry, Chu! I guess it’s back to the world of online dating and masturbation frustration. It couldn’t have happened to a better guy.