JIHADI BRIDE: The Pakistani Taliban Has Launched A Women's Magazine

JIHADI BRIDE: The Pakistani Taliban Has Launched A Women’s Magazine

You know that moment when you read something so absurd that you can’t help the laugh that bubbles out of you? That was me a mere 10 minutes ago. For those who can’t stand Cosmo but still want to read a women’s magazine, then I have a recommendation for you. The Pakistani Taliban has launched a women’s magazine. Get it for you mother, sister, grandma. It’s for every woman in your life.

The magazine aims to convince women to join the Taliban and practise jihad. It has some very valuable information for the up-coming modern jihadi bride.

Organise secret gatherings at home and invite like-minded jihadi sisters. Distribute literature reflecting on the obligation of jihad, arrange physical training classes for sisters. Learn how to operate simple weapons. Learn the use of grenades.

I think we all know what the use of grenades are. I think anyone who has seem an action film knows.

I think the Taliban feels like a emasculated by ISIS. They used to make all the headlines and have foreign leaders constantly talk about them. Now? They’re lucky if they get a 5 sentence summaries about the latest atrocities they’ve committed.

If the advice isn’t enough, they have interviews with wives of famous jihadis. Take for example the wife of Fazlullah Khorasanim the head of Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan. They don’t name her in the magazine, obviously, but she speaks about marrying at the tender age of 14.

I ask you why now everywhere there is a hue and cry about underage marriages … We have to understand that mature boys and girls if left unmarried for too long can become a source of moral destruction of the society.

I don’t know, lady. I think drugging up people and then attaching explosives to them is a bigger worry then kids who are still single after they turn 16.

Feel free to pick a copy of the magazine at your local radical mosque. Look for the lady in a burqa with an over sized coat.

Nora Ralph

Student, worker, and Co-Founder of the #Killstream. You can also catch me on TheRalphretort Rundown.

  • Celerity

    At least they’re considerate and already put themselves in the trash bag.

  • Silence Dogood

    Who would have though female empowerment would come to Islam/Muslim countries through the violence of Islamic teachings? You think they’d be absolutely against women getting combat training and fighting and dying alongside men. I mean, I can understand them hunting and killing Jews, because that’s how the Islamic apocalypse beings (read the Koran – the rocks even get in on it), but come on now.