I apologize for my absence over the last couple days. I’ve been busy with boring “real life” endeavors. But, thankfully, there’s a funny Twitter spergfest to drag me out of the doldrums of everyday existence. I guess it doesn’t get much better than Mark “Luke Skywalker” Hamill getting dragged by the same progressive retards he feeds on an almost daily basis.
Why would they turn on one of their own, you ask? Well, he had the audacity to make a joke about the #MeToo movement. Not only that, it was the dreaded RAPE JOKE! Oh no! That means it’s time to get out the pitchforks, ladies and gentlemen.
Here’s the original tweet, which I will show you in screenshot form, since I’m almost certain he will get bullied into taking it down (EDIT: I was right).
— Franco Manuele Manes (@FrancoManuele) March 13, 2018
First off, anyone who isn’t a flaming dumbass can admit that Hamill’s joke here is objectively funny. But, even if you are of the progressive persuasion, you would have to give this guy a pass, right? He regularly rails against Republicans and President Donald Trump. He was just having a little fun with a weird tweet. What’s wrong with that?
When has sexual assault ever been humorous? pic.twitter.com/wCpdcPcl0E
— Alli 💙 Shadowbringers hype! (@Noxhighwind) March 13, 2018
usually you’re great but that’s not really a joking topic
— we love ned the chlorine goat (@hometownsyd) March 13, 2018
HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS SUPER SERIOUS MOVEMENT! It’s not like everything on earth is by nature up for comedy. It’s not like this is one of the documented ways that we cope with this insane shit we call life. No, you have to be somber and circumspect when certain subjects are brought to the fore.
Eat shit, losers.
Buddy I love you so much but you gotta delete this
— Jordan Gibson (@gibsoncomics) March 13, 2018
yyyyyikes that’s not funny at all
— am&a, but another motherfuckin’ year (@allyourproblems) March 13, 2018
— robyn ✨🍌 (@mooseleys) March 13, 2018
Please, Mark, stop it! My panties are in a twist over a comment made in jest. How will I sleep tonight?
Mark, I think you're a really awesome dude. But that was in real poor taste, sexual assault and the movement against it should not be joked about.
I don't know if you meant it in that context, but I really hope you didn't.
— ♡ ✽ Carry Cash ✽ ♡ (@MulaneySNL) March 13, 2018
Oh, and by the way, while I was writing this story, Mr. Hamill deleted the original tweet. I think it had been up for about 40 minutes total. So, once again, the fun police win the day. I knew it would happen from the beginning, which is why I archived the original tweet for posterity.
After all, I’ve seen this song and dance many times before.