MILO: Anita Sarkeesian Dumped Jonathan McIntosh Like a Bad Habit

MILO: Anita Sarkeesian Dumped Jonathan McIntosh Like a Bad Habit

I’ve seen rumors swirling about the relationship between Anita Sarkeesian and Jonathan McIntosh for over a year now, but today was the first time I’ve seen them confirmed by a source I trust. Like I said, this isn’t something new. I heard Anita had caught jungle fever many months ago, but since I could never confirm it, I had to keep leaving that out of my posts. I think I may have made a couple vague jokes about it here and there, but it was never quite nailed down.

Like I said though, that all changed today, courtesy of Milo Yiannopoulos…

Ouch. Imagine being in McIntosh’s shoes right now. Milo is talking to his friends on background and they’re offering up quotes calling him a “crank.” Anita has dumped him like hot garbage and is presumably getting filled by a large gentleman of African descent (much like Mr. Yiannopoulos, now that I think of it). How much lower can this guy go? I’m actually starting to worry for his safety.

Let’s check in on him for a second…

Ugh, it really is that bad, isn’t it? Come to think of it, I should have confirmed his current status back when I saw photos of him at E3 looking like a dejected puppy while carrying Anita’s bags around. Maybe she was going back to the hotel room to hookup with a real man after all those long, hard days. McIntosh, meanwhile, headed back to his room to tweet out some “sick” social justice tweets for the #FeelTheBern crowd.

Hypocrisy, thy name is McIntosh.

Hypocrisy, thy name is McIntosh.

If I was him, I would be pretty bitter, too. Sarkeesian was a scam artist who knew nothing about feminism or video production, or anything else, really, besides being a con. McIntosh took her and molded the Feminist Frequency operation into a fairly large internet brand. They were always a joke for anyone who had a brain, but you have to give credit where credit is due: McIntosh had some successes.

Now he has to watch that same phony take off with his creation, while he gets nothing. I bet he felt like he couldn’t even raise a stink over her stealing his brand, either, lest he be called a “fake ally.” We’ve seen that happen before to certain men who were dumb enough to get involved with professional feminism. Well, at least he’ll always have the time they spent together and the memories they shared. Anita went black and will never go back, true. But at least McIntosh has his dignity.

Lol, no, just kidding. He’s a complete joke. Happy Trails, Jihad Jonathan! I’ll see you on Twitter where I’m sure you’ll continue shooting out incomprehensible tweets into the ether.

Ethan Ralph

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