Matt Jarbo, aka MundaneMatt, Tried to Set Keemstar Up With the FBI

I didn’t expect to be doing anything else on the Matt Jarbo…

VIDEO: MundaneMatt’s Pathetic Years Long Quest for Twitter Verification

Wew, talk about sad. By the way, I should note that it…

YouTube Shooter Nasim Aghdam Was a Crazed Vegan Sperg (VIDEOS GALORE)

OK, so we found out who the YouTube shooter was. Her name…

VIDEO: Kurt Eichenwald Killed What Was Left of His Career Today

Kurt Eichenwald committed career suicide today, and boy, was that glorious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVku65nTdvc…

Eichenwald Reveals Unhealthy Attachment to Yet Another Teen Boy. This Time, It’s Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv. (UPDATE: Kurt Canned From Vanity Fair!!)

Kurt Eichenwald is legitimately insane. I think it’s safe to say those…

#Killstream: FOSTA, Eichenwald’s Spergery Spiral, & MundaneMatt Gets Owned

I was out all day dealing with DMV and family hospital visits.…

EASTER HATE: Two Canadian Churches Targeted by Anti-Christian Vandals

I wonder if you’ll see any outrage about this one on CNN…

EASTER SUNDAY SMACKDOWN: Laci Green Gets Nuked Over Missing Google Doodle Defense

First of all, Happy Easter to all the readers of TheRalphRetort.com. I’m…

BIGGEST MONTH SINCE JUNE 2017: Thank You for Your Support

When I was sitting in that cell, knowing that my site’s traffic…

Mister Metokur Releases Part 1 of Kurt Eichenwald Magnum Opus (UPDATE: Kurt Flees Twitter!)

I’m only about 10 minutes in, but wow, it’s already shaping up…

David Hogg’s Reddit Account is Full of Hilarious Cringe

Last night, during the #Killstream (which I forgot to post on the…

Deadspin Tries to Ruin VA Tech White Girl Lacrosse Players Over Rap Sing-along

When I sing-along to rap, I do not edit the n-word. Period.…