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LIVE FROM HIS NEET CAVE: Stuttering and Stammering Ian Miles Cheong Completely Humiliates Himself on National Television

(Guest Article by The Gator Gamer ) Here at The Ralph Retort dot com, we love any and every opportunity to poke fun at dying Heat Street’s (now former) diversity hire, Ian Miles Cheong, so when the aforementioned “Lil Hitler” decided to broadcast directly from...

BREAKING NEWS: 16 YEAR OLD CHARGED OVER LONDON ACID ATTACKS.

On Thursday, five acid attacks occurred in London over the course of 90 minutes. Two boys were arrested; a 15 year old boy and a 16 year old boy. Allegedly, these boys threw acid in the face of the victims and then proceeded to rob...

Linda Sarsour Is A Traitor

The following article is from NewMediaCentral, an amazing site that I think you should all check out. They have great news and opinion pieces, and they’re not afraid to give their candid opinion on controversial topics. The site was founded by my friends Sal Traina...

Free Speech Fight on Right Provides Insights

You would be surprised at the amount of information I receive in this shithole. For instance, there is a newspaper delivered every morning, however only one copy is provided. I left out one a pertinent fact: that paper is the Washington Post. Still, things could...

Anita Sarkeesian

FRAUD: The Anita Sarkeesian Story.

Apparently, Anita Sarkesian sperged out when Carl ‘Sargon of Akkad’ Benjamin showered up to her presentation at vidcon. I was told this second hand, of course. You don’t know how sad I am to have missed out on the Twitter lulz. I gave Nora a...

VICE Has Disabled Archiving Sites To Stop People Using Their Own Words Against Them

VICE has posted a lot of stupid article, and I mean a lot of them. Topics such as ‘Why tipping stereotypes make dinging shitty for people of color‘, ‘The radical queer quest for a hetero-free nation‘ or ‘The Year in Male Tears‘. Usually, I would...

HILARIOUS: Trashy Heat Street Is Shutting Down.

  We at the TRR are no strangers to the trash site that is Heat Street. It was run by Murdoch’s favourite puppet, Loony Louise Mensch. The site was launched in April 2016 and has actually been doing very well. The site offers something completely...

BREAKING: Nicola Sturgeon Shelves Referendum Until After Brexit

Today Nicola Sturgeon revealed she will cease campaigning for another referendum until after Brexit. Scotland held its referendum back in 2014 where the Scottish people voted 55% ‘No’ with an 84.6% turnout. Clearly, Sturgeon has not learnt that no means no. The decision to shelve...

Conservatives And DUP Agree On A Deal To Support A Minority Government

The general election results were a shock for everyone, but I think it the worst for May. Not only did she not get more seat, she made Conservatives lose their majority. As a result, she had to turn to the one party that was thirsty...

The Unreal Multiple Personality Case Of NSA leaker Sarah Leigh Winner

EDITOR’S NOTE: Feel free to checkout Jack’s site The Unreal Multiple Personality Case Of NSA leaker Sarah Leigh Winner We have had our share of traitors here at TRR. First, they look reliable and you give them access to lots of sensitive information, then all...

EPIC FAIL: Humiliating Turn Out For Day Of Rage Protest

Yesterday, the anti-government organisations decided to use the Grenfell Tower fire as an excuse to march in the streets of London with the promise to ‘overthrow the government’. The march was dubbed ‘The Day of Rage’ march, which sounds like a shitty high school band. This...

The Long Goodbye

When I got into some trouble last summer, I had hoped to avoid going away for a stretch. I don’t think what I did is worth the punishment I ended up receiving, but that happens sometimes. It’s still my fault for putting myself in such...

Antifa Website Hacked, Now Redirects to a Jordan Peterson Critique of Postmodernism

Hello readers, how is your Friday evening going so far? Mine is about to pick up after I run to La Milpa and grab a torta. I would make a joke that I’m hitting it up before President Trump has all the workers there deported,...

Lies, Damned Lies, & Autistics

So, I’ve been in the “news” recently and I felt it would be appropriate to come here and bang out a few hundred words, even in the midst of vacation time with my wife. Sometimes, it’s best to hear things directly from the horse’s mouth....

Katy Tur, the Transphobe? Or Is Her Response to Trans Father Just Natural?

Katy Tur has been an annoying presence on the national scene for well over a year now. She’s actually been around longer, but I only started to really notice her due to the attacks she launched on then-candidate Donald Trump while out on the campaign...

The Last Night’s Tim Soret Wimps Out, Apologizes to SJWs @ E3

I did a post on this topic last night, but The Last Night’s Tim Soret has wimped out even more since then. Pathetic. Article: http://theralphretort.com/zoe-quinn-cries-about-the-gamegate-supporting-dev-from-the-last-night-notch-calls-her-a-cnt-in-response-6012017/ Clip taken from: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/151321427 **FAIR USE** Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for...