EDIT: I forgot to post this last week, so it fucked up the order a bit. Read this, then go read the last two I put up. Everything should make more sense now. (This is #14. #15 & #16 are here.)
I’m about to have to actually leave my house and go to the fucking grocery store. I’m not too excited about it, yet I need food for sustenance. I might go ahead an write the next column up before I go, but we’ll see. I know one thing: this cartoon is going up. We only have the one strip this time. Maybe we’ll do a double shot on the next one. Anyway, here you go:
Also, if you have anything you want me to write about, or a reader column you want to pitch to me, talk about it in the comments. Hell, just say what you want. It’s an open thread. I think I am going to go ahead and write this next one up before I go to the store, so be on the lookout for that within the next hour.