Amy “Häagen-Dazs” Schumer Dropped From Barbie Movie Over “Scheduling Conflicts”

It recently came out that Amy Schumer has been removed from the…

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Last night I noticed something about Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special (The…

Amy Schumer Reportedly in Talks to Play…BARBIE?!

This can’t be actually happening…can it? Amy Schumer is in talks to…

Slab-O-Ham Schumer Whines About Having to Lose Weight for Trainwreck

I’m a pretty big connoisseur of film. I don’t get the chance…

Amy Schumer Shames Fan Who Wanted a Picture, But it Turns Out She Lied

Amy Schumer just moves from one garbage fire to another. First, she took…

Chub Comedian Amy Schumer Complains About Being Labeled Plus-Size

I have to give Amy Schumer credit for one thing: she certainly…

Tub of Goo Amy Schumer “Calls Out” Taylor Swift Over Thigh Gap

Amy Schumer seems to be getting crazier and crazier. Believe it or…

Amy Schumer Criticized by Concern Troll Jessica Valenti Over Racy Star Wars Cover

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SJWs Turn on “Racist” Amy Schumer

If you’ll recall, we talked about Jerry Seinfeld’s comments on how politically…