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Early Thoughts on Shadow of Mordor

I’m only about two hours into Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor, but I’m…

Ethan Ralph
October 1, 2014

ASHTON PARKS’ DIRTY “SNACKS” ADDICTION

Snacks, aka “Bread” or “The Louisiana Succubus”, is infamous…

Ethan Ralph
September 15, 2023

ASHTON PARKS: FATTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

The key to understanding the career of Ashton Parks, also known as…

Ethan Ralph
September 10, 2023

The Political Battlefield

LAURA LOOMER TWICE COMMITTED TO NUTHOUSE BY OWN FATHER, LIED ABOUT GUN RIGHTS

HUGE BOMBSHELL ON LAURA LOOMER!! I’m told by sources that she is…

Ethan Ralph
September 7, 2023

Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander

The Political Battlefield

EXCLUSIVE: Pedo Ali Alexander Runs “AF Post” X Account & Elon Musk Replied to It Yesterday

TheRalphRetort.com can exclusively report that Ali Alexander, the Nick Fuentes…

Ethan Ralph
August 5, 2023