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For Your Pleasure: Read the Full Text of Trump’s RNC Speech Early

Here’s the full text of Donald Trump’s RNC acceptance speech tonight. Read…

Ethan Ralph
July 21, 2016

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Betting on Trump Pays Off for British Gamblers

Donald Trump may not be the ideal candidate for a large number…

Ethan Ralph
June 2, 2016

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Creepy Cruz: Why #NeverTrump Failed So Hard

I’ve been struggling with a little bit of writer’s block the last…

Ethan Ralph
April 30, 2016

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BuzzFeed Reports: Students Think if Trump Elected “All Black People Will Be Sent Back to Africa”

Another day, another dumbass report from BuzzFeed. This one is especially comical,…

Ethan Ralph
April 15, 2016

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One-Third of Trump Supporters Set to Abandon Republicans if He Gets Screwed

If elite Republicans and the #NeverTrump brigade screws Donald Trump out of…

Ethan Ralph
April 9, 2016

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EA Takes Down Epic Mass Effect Parody That Was Based on Trump Campaign

Right around lunchtime yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted out one of the funniest…

Ethan Ralph
April 5, 2016

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Old Trump Supporter Pepper Sprays Thuggish #BlackLivesMatter Protester (UPDATE)

Some crazy teen went to a Donald Trump rally earlier today and…

Ethan Ralph
March 29, 2016

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Based Trump Stands by Corey, Refuses Easy Way Out: “I Don’t Discard People”

GOP frontrunner Donald Trump is standing by Corey Lewandowski, his campaign manager,…

Ethan Ralph
March 29, 2016

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OUTRAGEOUS: Trump Campaign Manager Charged Over Michelle Fields Incident

I’m almost at a loss for words with this one, people. Corey…

Ethan Ralph
March 29, 2016

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#CruzSexScandal Rockets to Number One Trending Topic on Twitter (UPDATE: Cruz Blames Trump)

OK, I guess that headline is slightly inaccurate. It’s only trending number one…

Ethan Ralph
March 25, 2016

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Man-Jawwed Washington Post Hack Claims Donald Trump Hit on Her

Good lord, the comedy gold keeps rolling in today, doesn’t it? A…

Ethan Ralph
March 21, 2016

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Trump’s Kids Threatened With Harm If He Doesn’t Drop Out of Presidential Race

I wonder what the media reaction would be to someone sending a…

Ethan Ralph
March 18, 2016

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It’s Time to Face Reality: Trump Will Win

That’s it folks! The establishment has failed. The progressive nutjobs have failed so hard it’s actually funny. Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States. I can think of no scenario where he does not win. To think anything else is to be in denial. So what now? I guess it’s time we all cracked open a beer.