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Tumblr Favorite John Green Learns the Hard Way: SJWs Eat Their Own

GUEST EDITORIAL by Candy Jam It’s official: we’re living in an era…

Ethan Ralph
June 16, 2015

ASHTON PARKS’ DIRTY “SNACKS” ADDICTION

Snacks, aka “Bread” or “The Louisiana Succubus”, is infamous…

Ethan Ralph
September 15, 2023

ASHTON PARKS: FATTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

The key to understanding the career of Ashton Parks, also known as…

Ethan Ralph
September 10, 2023

The Political Battlefield

LAURA LOOMER TWICE COMMITTED TO NUTHOUSE BY OWN FATHER, LIED ABOUT GUN RIGHTS

HUGE BOMBSHELL ON LAURA LOOMER!! I’m told by sources that she is…

Ethan Ralph
September 7, 2023

Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander

The Political Battlefield

EXCLUSIVE: Pedo Ali Alexander Runs “AF Post” X Account & Elon Musk Replied to It Yesterday

TheRalphRetort.com can exclusively report that Ali Alexander, the Nick Fuentes…

Ethan Ralph
August 5, 2023