Competing With Myself

I haven’t been writing as much recently, and for that, I apologize.…

Legal/Site Update

As most of you know, I’ve had some legal issues as of…

Heat Street’s Louise Mensch Gets Dragged by Your Friendly Neighborhood Fatso Blogger

Louise Mensch and the site she runs, Heat Street, have been sperging…

I Got Verified on Twitter Yesterday, And Man Did the Salt Flow

Longtime readers of this site know that I love Twitter…maybe a little…

The Washington Post Wrote-Up My Recent Run-in With the Law & Hilarity Ensued

I always knew that my recent run-in with the law would make…

I’m Back & Ready to Get to Work

Hello, readers of TheRalphRetort.com. As you know, I’ve had some personal difficulties…

Pay It Forward: A Tale From the Richmond City Streets

This post has nothing to do with any of my regular topics,…

The Line in the Sand by Liberal Lunacy Shannon

Guest Editorial by Liberal Lunacy Shannon (Disclaimer: I will not name names…

Google Suspended My AdSense Over Nyberg Report

I’ve spent most of the day trying to figure out how to…

EDITORIAL STATEMENT: Trigger Warning

My Twitter account is locked until 2:38PM EST, so maybe I will…

I’m Loved (And Hated) By Thousands

As you know, I am usually at the center of some kind…

Thanks, Breitbart. We’re All Laughing at Liquored Up Leigh Alexander Now.

I got an email this morning from Allum Bokhari asking if he could…

I’m Done With GamerGate Politics

I was sitting here very early this morning on Twitch, streaming Battlefield…

Here’s What I Told The Woman Who Wrote Master Milo’s Fusion Profile

A week or so ago, I was approached by the woman who…

The Price of Speaking Your Mind: TheRalph Responds to Sargon of Akkad

I’m not sure how to write this column. My natural inclination is…