Tagged: TheRalph

Competing With Myself

I haven’t been writing as much recently, and for that, I apologize. It has nothing to do with the atmosphere here at the “resort”. I’m doing fairly well, truth be told. I’ve lost 41 pounds through diet and exercise. I plan to lose much more...

Legal/Site Update

As most of you know, I’ve had some legal issues as of late. Luckily, I have secured the services of a very good attorney, so I expect all this to be taken care of to the satisfaction of both me and the State of Virginia....

My Father, My Sobriety, and My Life

Today is my father’s birthday. He’s 62 years old. I learned a lot of things from him, stuff I will always cherish. The love I have for history and politics? I can thank him for that. The obsession I have with movies and media also...

AND NOW, TIME FOR SOME GOOD NEWS: We’re Getting Married

There’s been some really depressing shit happen to me over the last couple months. We’ve been over my recent troubles quite enough, though, so I won’t waste time repeating the same stuff I’ve already said. Saying things haven’t gone to plan would be an understatement....

I’m Back & Ready to Get to Work

Hello, readers of TheRalphRetort.com. As you know, I’ve had some personal difficulties as of late. The Lemonade post from the other day was dictated by me over a jail phone, which is definitely a first for this site. Of course, it was penned before all...

Google Suspended My AdSense Over Nyberg Report

I’ve spent most of the day trying to figure out how to replace Google AdSense as my adserver of choice. The reason for this is because it was suspended earlier today over a Sarah Nyberg post. The article that was reported is from May of...

trigger warning

EDITORIAL STATEMENT: Trigger Warning

My Twitter account is locked until 2:38PM EST, so maybe I will actually get some work done. First thing’s first, though. I need to talk about a few things that have happened over the last couple days. Many of you were upset with WildGoose’s post...

I’m Loved (And Hated) By Thousands

As you know, I am usually at the center of some kind of drama. It doesn’t really matter what’s going on, it could be big, it could be small, but I’m almost always right there in the middle of it. There are several reasons for this....