You guys may not remember, but I’ve had a bit of a feud going on with the baphomet board over on 8chan. It’s a long story, so I won’t go into it now. Basically, some of their top people were mad because I told them to go fuck themselves rather than act like a scared little bitch. They had a pretty tough reputation there for awhile and they were used to people backing down. Not only did I not back down, I attacked them here on the site. Needless to say, there’s not much love lost between us.

Recently, one of their leaders, called Vince or Baph Vince, was rumored to have been killed by federal agents. Who started this story, you ask? Well, baphomet themselves, of course. The only thing is, it’s all bullshit. Vince went offline simply because the heat has been raised up a notch ever since he had the bright idea to go and hack Patreon. If you had half a brain in your head, you already knew all this was bullshit, but whatever. Here’s the logs proving it. I know many of you probably don’t care, and hell, I don’t care much either. But this is a thing that’s going around, some people are actually buying it, so here we are.

Take a look at the logs and see for yourself. Their private chat seems to have devolved into some special brand of insanity…S4S5tOG k4tiuQR

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There’s way more over here, but I don’t really have time to post em all here. OK, I could, but I think this gives you the general idea. The thing was fake from the start and if you fell for it, slap yourself in the face hard as fuck. I always enjoy publishing chats like this, so please hit me up in the future if you have anymore newsworthy cabal leaks like this one. Of course, this barely qualifies, but still. You know what I mean. Anyway, I’ll be back in a bit with a follow-up on the SXSW story from earlier today.

10 comments
  1. Ethan Ralph: Gumshoe Extraordinaire.

    Writes about /baphomet/ shitposting, yet claims to be a “hardcore journalist”.

    Okay man, lol

  2. who the hell believed that a notorious troll was killed by federal agents ?_?

    that’s a fake-sounding story from a normal person lol

  3. I haven’t the faintest idea what any of this is about, and yet it makes me despair for the future of humanity.

  4. I feel bad for laughing at their use of Sargon’s disappoint eyes for the “when she sticks the dick inside of you” bit. Sorry, Ralph, I know you’re kinda cross with him right now, but it’s still pretty funny ha ha

  5. Usually it gets reported in the news when someone dies during a SWAT raid. So perhaps it had been easier to just go to google.news.com and type in ‘swat killed’. Besides I doubt the feds are all that interested in /baphometh.

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