As some of you may recall, I was pretty tough on Cliff Bleszinski a few weeks back. After tonight, I find myself reconsidering that burn a little bit. Why? Because I just had a fun time laughing my ass off at SJWs thanks to CliffyB and his Asuka mousepad. This is the one anime I actually know (Neon Genesis Evangelion), so I was even more thrilled for that it was the source of so much hilarity. Let’s take a look at all the butthurt. You would think he raped someone with the way rad fems in the industry were sperging out:

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/619287488251756544

(archive link, KiA thread)

This sent idiots like @twoscooters into a frothing rage:2015-07-09_23-34-372015-07-09_23-35-082015-07-09_23-35-372015-07-09_23-36-53

We even saw a special appearance by #KillAllMen (and “death to gamers”) Mattie Brice (Kathryn Long of BioWare was also fav’ing this kind of bullshit):

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I have no idea why scumbags like you are entertained at all. If there was any common sense, people would have told you to step the fuck off years ago. You clearly hate the medium and the people who make it tick. Don’t like gamers? Who gives a fuck? We don’t like you either, you misandrist bitch. “Twoscooters” spent most of the rest of the night bragging about her hot boyfriend. She’s does look better now that she dropped half a Randi Harper or so, but still. I’m sure he’s porking your bestie on the side. Get ready for some heartbreak, you nasty trollop.

As for the other reactions?

https://twitter.com/Alison_prime/status/619310973833318400

https://twitter.com/atlasnodded/status/619306959079112704

https://twitter.com/Zombie_Moth/status/619302112556552192

Bleszinski himself had a little more to say as well. Although, to be more accurate, he had a very specific question to ask:

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/619338720831877121

I don’t know what else I can say about a feminist freakout over a fucking mousepad, other than LOL. Lemme know what you think down below. I’m off to game, and perhaps make a video with Candy Jam on all this liftshopping stuff. Check back overnight, I should have something for you guys. If not, I’ll be back bright and early in the morning.

87 comments
  1. Those kinds of mouse pads have been out for years and they are JUST now getting pissed about them? Fuckin’ hell…

  2. As much as I hate CliffyB for being a massive douche most of the time, at least he stands up to these idiots.

  3. Interesting that this otherwise inconsequential event had certain personalities that identify with this SocJus scam come out, venom dripping, claws extended.

    It really is in the little things that you can catch them displaying their true nature.

  4. Cliffy is sure in for it now… He should of known these people literally look for anything to be offended by. I think it’s better to not even reply to them, they’ll just take you on a tour of “absolute ass backwards” thinking.

  5. Must have been a slow day at the SJW’s Honey Comb Hideout. The “I’m Oppressed Bingo,” session broke up early, and “Look Boobies on a mouse pad!” Need to make one for them that’s Balls. I say we use an upshot of Kenshiro from “Fist of the North Star.”

  6. “Imagine a woman liking his stupid, gross bullshit games, getting into the industry because of it and seeing his mousepad! Think of the lives he will have ruined!” — I would tell that woman to go home, crawl back into bed and never leave her house again, because she clearly can’t handle being an adult. Also, there’s also a male version, where you can squeeze the guy’s rear end. But of course, there’s nothing wrong with that, only the one with a women’s breasts because…..?

    Of course I don’t care about either one, this is just more minor, unimportant crap (or micro-aggressions as she calls it) to get offended at.

    And no one’s suggesting that men in the video games industry have no idea why women are uncomfortable- I’m pretty sure they hear your complaints and think they’re so minuscule so as not to be bothered with.

  7. I’m gonna suggest something bold here, lady: maybe not everyone is offended by picture of an anime girl with some interactivity? The same way not everyone is offended by the obscene amount of violence in Gears of War?

    People can like things that not everyone else likes. I assume you read the guy’s tweets because he said something else that drew your interest and didn’t just go looking to be offended right?

    Oh, wait.

  8. Better not let these pearl-clutchers see that article where Ben Kuchera compared a controller to tits.

  9. As much as I like seeing the salty, rage tears of some feminist hypocrite I’m not backing Cucky B. He’s a bitch, he’s corrupt, and I believe at some point he was donating to Wu. Fuck him, he’s on his own.

      1. Nah, you’re good CliffyB is always just tying to stir up one group or another – Mostly Phil Fishing the fanbase for games he works on.

  10. Women who love “shooty bro bullshit” can PROBABLY handle someone’s ridiculous mousepad…

    So, how long till the tearful apology? I mean he did treat his mousepad like it wasn’t a real human woman with real human woman feelings, the sexist nutter.

          1. The Game Industry is Dead. The Game Industry doesn’t have to be your audience. Hmmm where have I heard that before?

    1. Oh ma god! I feel so objectified! Misandry! Matriarchy!

      … Oh wait, I don’t really give a fuck. Carry on making those mouse-pads, you beautiful bastards!

    1. I have seen the end of eva and if a mousepad has caused them this much buthurt then if they ever bothered to watch eva or the end of eva their heads would explode

  11. Oy vey. I’m with Ashtray up there. If you REALLY can’t deal with a career in tech because you think a mouse pad of a cartoon character demeans you as a woman, what the hell are you doing in a hashtag like #KillAllMen?

  12. “Imagine a woman loving whatever shooty bro bullshit he makes, getting into game development because of it, and getting a desk next to him.”

    … you mean like … their dream job? That sounds kind of awesome?

  13. Hell, I know a feminist lesbian who is generally on the other side of any of these kinds of conversations, and even she has a mousepad with tits. Evidently it does wonders as far as keep the wrists comfortable.

  14. >Imagine some teen girl who slays at multiplayer but never uses voice chat following him on twitter

    Who’s gonna save the poor women from such misogyny?

    >And yes, I DO care he didn’t know the character but only because that means he LITERALLY JUST SAW A PAIR OF TITS

    I can smell the insecurity from here.

    >WHERE DO GAMERS POSSIBLY GET THE IDEA THAT WOMEN AREN’T PEOPLE

    Where do people possibly get the idea that feminists are whiny womanchildren?

    > please stop actively making the industry a worse place for women

    Sweetheart, nobody is persecuting you, you’re just a cunt.

    1. >WHERE DO GAMERS POSSIBLY GET THE IDEA THAT WOMEN AREN’T PEOPLE

      I was thinking more of “Where do feminists possibly get the idea that mousepads are real women?”

      Oh hang on, I’m getting an email…yup, it’s the thought police. I just gravely offended a mousepadkin and must check my ergonomic privilege.

  15. Hahaha retards mad at a fucking mousepad! I cant even suggest a doctor this time because, sadly for them, there’s no therapy for stupidity!

  16. These SJW’s man…I swear. I fully expect them to move in on Anime next. Just go to ANN and it’s full of SJW cucks being triggered by everything lol

    1. They might as well since it’s not uncommon to especially hear them shit talk Japanese games since Japanese culture is so different from ours. Japanese culture is based around deep-rooted beliefs and traditions, so deep in fact that genitalia is a taboo, which is why they’ll show bare J-cup tits but censor below the belt in everything from anime to porn. Their society is one of the few developed countries that feminism and political correctness doesn’t take a precidence in, and that drives a lot of the SJW’s mad because it’s a boiled egg that won’t crack.

      1. I wouldn’t say mosaiced hentai is a result of deep-rooted traditions. That was the result of puritan western views being integrated post-WW2 (though, ironically, an obsession with huge breasts and newly-introduced female undergarments came along with it…. and some of us became obsessed with Japan in turn).

      2. SJW behavior is a western disease – i expect developed countries of the future to reject it as such

  17. Oh look, another foreign import straight from Japan that they don’t like. We might as well just add “Japan” as a whole to the list of SJW problems to correct.

    1. Good luck with that shit lol…Japan couldn’t give the slightest of fucks about a bunch of white liberal crybabies mewling about soggy knees at every turn.

      These people invented the concept of bukkake. I’m just sayin’.

    2. To be honest SJWs are really racist against Japan. Anita Sarkeesian even wrote that they deserved to receive atomic bombs for being misogynists.

  18. John Galt (Tweet above) has the perfect tactic worked out for showing the world what pathetic petty shitwits these fucksters are.

    whenever you come across some petty whiny twitterina bitching about minor problem A, simply post a “Not like there is anything worth getting legitimately outraged about is there?” and link a current news article discussing major fucking custerfuck X – lets face it, not like its hard finding this stuff.

    They have no comeback.

  19. Pls tell me there’s a hashtag to put photos of our mouse pads as support, i have many of them XD

  20. I would be all over some Huniepop mousepads, but explaining to Mom, my friends, or any potential love interest would be problematic, to say the least.

  21. If you have an issue with a mouse pad featuring a fictional animated character with titties and causes you to rethink about getting into the industry..the issue is with you…and not the mouse pad.

  22. It’s so sad that radfems claim to be these “strong, brave” women, but then get “scared away from” STEM fields by a shirt, and think that a mousepad will “make the [gaming] industry worse for women”.These fragile scaredy-cats make Shaggy from Scooby-Doo look like Captain America.

    Can anyone explain HOW a piece of foam is actually going to have any negative effect on women in game development? Maybe we should hide all the seat cushions so these precious darlings don’t get too triggered to do any work and have to resort to Patreon donations to stay alive.

  23. No wonder Mattie Brice is all worked up over a mousepad with tits. It reminds “her” that “she” doesn’t really have any “herself.”

    1. Amen! I Always have the same thought in my mind about these misandrist transwomen. (Wu,brice,antrophy)

    2. I have been digging around and dear god, Mattie Brice is a massive PoS! And certainly not helping the negative stereotypes associated with transgendered people.

      Here is the atrocity he have written about Persona games

      https://archive.is/xiNdf

      With some chosen parts

      http://i.imgur.com/TYSg202.png

      http://i.imgur.com/DyuL5Vc.png

      In BOTH instances, he showed a total disregard for very old plot devices and tried to shoehorn them into “ITS REALLY ABOUT TRANSPHOBIA!!”

      Girls posing as guys and being handsome at that, while struggling with their girly side, IS a very old trope in Japanese pop culture. There is Oscar from the historical manga Rose of Versailles, Charlotte Dunois in Infinite Stratos (but this being a terrible harem animu, her disguise doesn’t last long), Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran Highschool, Aramis in the 1980s anime The Three Musketeers. Those are few examples I can name off the top of my head.

      The reverse trope is just as old, remember Nuriko from Fushigi Yugi? More “recent” examples are Jun Watarase from Happiness (Jun turned out to be more popular than the other haremettes, for F sake!) and of course, Bridget from Guilty Gear.

      I am disgusted by this total disregard for another country’s different cultural norms and uses of tropes. But noooo, let’s project our own insecurities as a transgender!!!

      Jesus Christ, those people. Do they really have to make everything about them????!!!!

  24. Mattie Brice should keep her ugly mouth shut. I know shes a woman now but she was born a boy so she is the last one talking about tits.

    I do have respect for transwomen. Don’t get me wrong. I just hate the ones who are misandrists cause they where men once. Ss: SHUT UP MATTIE!

    1. Is that actually her/him?

      I’d Google “Mattie Brice” but I’m worried the image results would be WORSE than the above image.

      (Plus I’m too lazy this morning)

  25. Sadly, my twitter was suspended, so I’ll say it here.
    Ms Allison Prime. As a fan of Fairy Tail, and in specifically of Lucy, I LOVE your mousepad.
    Should get one of those myself.

  26. Dina Karam was also involving herself in the circle jerk. Not really surprising, given her record.

  27. I’m confused. I thought knowing about anime (which I don’t, unless it’s Akira from like 35 years ago) made you a basement dwelling shitlord pissboy? So CliffyB (who, let’s remember, is an SJW ally who shits on gamers) has no clue about the anime shit… but the SJW chick does…? And that’s okay? Doesn’t that make her the basement dwelling shitlord pissboy?

  28. Wanna know how funny this situation is? This mouse pad was probably 99.999999% approved by a female artists, supervisor, or toy design team leader now if we can accept that truth then maybe feminists will remain calm and keep using jazz hands

  29. Alison_Prime and others like her are solid win. Even if they were offended, they wouldn’t bleat like these other pissbabies.

  30. While I still hate Cliffy B’s guts for his pro-DRM stance and chiding gamers back during the Xbox 180, I gotta go in his corner for this one. Strange bedfellows and all that.

    That being said, dude, get a Rei mousepad. Seriously, fuckin’ Asuka?

  31. Lol who wouldn’t want a mousepad like that. Just saying. It’s a heck of a good way to prevent carpal tunnel. Unfortuntaely I wouldn’t be able to use it around family or friends, BUT STILL. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

  32. Actually, one of my female friends has a titty anime mouse pad. I can’t remember the character since it was not a favorite of mine.

  33. I guess I need to tell my friend that she isn’t allowed to have her titty mousepad anymore. The Blonde from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai I think.

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