Anita Sarkeesian Looks Like a Drug-Addled Bargain Basement Hooker in Latest Video

Anita Sarkeesian

My my, Ms. Sarkeesian has fallen a long way indeed. I’m not sure what stylist in their right mind would deem this an appropriate look, but then again, as someone said on my Twitter feed: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

You need help, Anita. I can counsel you on how to get clean, but it starts with you. Of course, I don’t work for people I disdain unless there’s a tidy sum involved. Break me off some of that Feminist Frequency loot and maybe we can arrange something.

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Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Jaker_K17

    On the bright side, she could play a random zombie on The Walking Dead without any additional makeup. I mean god fucking damn, she looks terrible here. Look at those forehead wrinkles, those lines on her face. You hit the nail on the head when you said she looks like a bargain basement hooker. She looks like she’s done first hand research on what it’s like to be a crack whore.

  • Hawk Hopper

    This is what years of being triggered and years of scamming does to a person.

  • Mr0303

    Halloween was a few days ago, Anita. Scratch that – she’s always been scary.

    • DisneyVillain

      Just her voice sends terror down my spine.

  • MKFenris

    Wow if a person hasn’t become gay from seeing Yaya Han without makeup this will do the job. GOOD GOD SOCIAL JUSTICE HAS BECOME LIKE METH! GOD DAMN!! Jesus fucking Christ she looks like death warmed over!

  • Archibald Neverfold

    Her transformation is complete. Behold the power of the Jersey Guido Soccer Mom.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    There comes a time in everyone’s life when they need to stop trying to pass themselves off as being in their twenties. Sorry Anita but you weren’t much to look at to start with and you’re definitely past your expiration date now.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ff4f88aee6399a3e1b71dfef1b0c7aed2536f59d6239e45b3018a4a57b99b3d8.jpg

  • Silence Dogood

    Transvestite Donkey Witch

    • DisneyVillain

      The only transvestite I like is…

  • DisneyVillain

    Watched one second of her new video and quit.

  • Botiemaster

    Whenever I start to form a boner around hot girls I just start thinking about Anita Sarkeesian. I call this treatment Hard-BeGone.

  • Surprised she didn’t wear a Burka.

  • milk bone

    Speaking of sobriety, it occurs to me that we haven’t heard anything from Megaphone-chan recently. Wacky Wu, the Great Wombat of Sarkiz, yes, but nothing from Leigh. Rehab, maybe?

  • KLLRFRST

    As a gay man, this offends me on so, so many levels.

    When you have a sallow skin tone like hers, standing in front of a white background and wearing a white top only makes her look even more like a rotting corpse. That lipstick shade doesn’t help either.

    And don’t get me started on that eyeshadow and brows. Jesus Christ, even Tammy Faye Baker exercised more restraint than that.

    The earrings are actually nice and tasteful, but they don’t match the outfit AT ALL.

    Finally – gurllllll that hair is the 8th deadly sin. Did she go to the guy who does Edward Scissorhands’ hair?

    • Hime_Takamura

      She has had the same pathetic nasty eyebrows for years and it drives me crazy. They’re so far apart and have the same thickness the entire length. I want to just shave them off. She looks like a chola or a drag queen.

      • Dranka Dranka

        Wouldn’t be surprised if she is a former chola. Straight of Glendale or East Hollywood

  • Audrius Kliukas

    Seriously, what the hell is this outfit? Is she cosplaying a crack whore?

  • Callan Elliott

    What was that about patriarchal gender signifiers?

  • I Probably Don’t Like You

    god she is so stupid, this video was a waste of my time.

    you know whats the problem with feminists? instead of just living and doing their best they blame all problems on having a vagina.

  • d0x360

    ROFL she really does look like some prostitute they found in a corner and quickly hosed off, tossed in some JCPenney clothing and put her in front of a camera. Wtf

  • Hey now, he did a great job as the Joker, and whatever he’s doing now, more power to ‘im. http://13thdimension.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Jack-Nicholson-Joker-5.png

  • MermaidFornicator

    she looks like The Nanny

  • Quise

    Anita Sarkeesian is a straight up cunt and a sheister. She knows literally nothing about gaming and she straight up conned thousands of insecure white knights and faggots out of hundreds of thousands of dollars to make shitty, anti-gaming propaganda.
    HOWEVER, the last thing that Ethan Ralph should be doing is making commentary on people’s looks. Seriously man, just fucking don’t. Not only does it prove right all the people who claim gamergate is full of dudes who resent women because they can’t get laid, Ralph is 5’5″ and 270 pounds. You look like shit bro. Maybe lay off the aesthetic commentary and stick to shredding Sarkeesian’s unethical cuntery.

  • Dranka Dranka

    Eh not the best hair but I like the direction she’s going, imo Anita’s best look would be to go with the “ethnic Jersey” up-do and huge earrings, get a tan, hit the gym. Better than the lumberjack anyways.

  • DisneyVillain

    We all know true beauty is skin deep and I believe if we saw what she looked like on the inside it would look something like this:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46af01bddb8efedf7af0e4db88cd979588873cce527d9c194b6a3a38f0a07bea.jpg