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Trump Roasts Broward County Coward Who Failed To Stop Nutbag School Shooter

When I heard about the cop who refused to go in and try to neutralize Nikolas Cruz, the maniac who killed 17 people at Stoneman Douglas High School on Valentine’s Day, I was fairly astonished. It’s pretty incredible that an officer who had a weapon...

Illiterate Syrian “Refugee” Thanks “Mamma Merkel” for Allowing His 6 Kids & 13-Year-Old Wife Into Germany

If you wanted to know why Angela Merkel had such a disappointing election result last fall (she’s yet to form a government) and witnessed the rise of Alternative for Germany, look no further than these comments from a recent Syrian immigrant. I actually thought it...

Artist Behind Obama Portraits Has History of Depicting White Female Decapitation

Twitter is having fun with the new portraits of Michelle and Barack Obama that were unveiled today by The National Portrait Gallery. They’re both kinda shitty, if you want to know the truth about it. To be fair, at least Barack’s actually looks like him,...

Paul Nehlen

“Paul Noticed Things:” GOP Congressional Candidate Paul Nehlen Gets Banned From Twitter

I think most of us knew this day was coming, but it’s still sad to see another prominent account get the boot because of supposed WrongThink™. Paul Nehlen, the outspoken challenger to House Speaker Paul Ryan, just got his Twitter banned. No word on what...

UK Government Considers How to Implement Sharia Law in New Report

Sometimes I’ll get a link or a heads-up about a story that just looks to wild on the face of things. So when my good buddy from Twitter shot over this beauty of a headline from 4chan concerning sharia law, my first inclination was to...

May

UK Prime Minister Calls for New Laws To Ban Mean Comments to Politicians on Social Media

Like many Britons, I have no love for the Prime Minister Theresa May. The 2017 snap general election put a lot of people in a difficult position. It was either Theresa “I wanna watch your porn” May or Jeremy “Lets disable our nuclear defence system”...

Ofsted Offical Has Accused Religious Extremists of Using Schools to “Indoctrinate Impressionable Minds”

Chief Ofsted Inspector Amanda Spielman is no stranger to criticism. Last year, Ofsted came under fire for advising their school inspectors to question Muslim elementary school girls wearing hijabs. Spielman said the move was to tackle the sexualisation of children as most Islamic teaching requires the headdress for girls only...

Higher Education Minister Attacked For Demanding Universities Defend Free Speech

Higher Education Minister Jo Johnson announced plans in his Boxing Day speech to fine universities that failed to protect freedom of speech on campus. Johnson pointed out how no-platforming is stifling debate, the Guardian reported. “In universities in America and worryingly in the UK, we have...

BREAKING: President Trump’s Travel Ban Backed By Supreme Court

On Monday afternoon, the Supreme Court granted the administrations request to lift the injunctions imposed by lower courts that blocked Trump’s travel ban on six mainly Muslim countries. The justices said that policy can take full effect despite the legal challenges against it still making...

Illinois Struck Down Law That Banned Speech ‘About a Person’ That Caused ‘Anxiety’

Last Thursday, Illinois Supreme Court struck down provisions from its ‘stalking’ and ‘cyber-stalking’ statutes that criminalized, “knowingly engag[ing] in [2 more or acts] directed at a specific person,” including “communicat[ing] to or about” a person, when the communicator “knows or should know that this course of...

Germany Offering Rejected Asylum Seekers Thousands of Dollars to Go Back

Usually I wouldn’t do two stories on Germany in one day, but I think this is worth breaking the rule. Germany is offering up to $3500 per a family in an attempt to increase to increase the number of migrants returning to their country. The...

Congress is Cancer

The political parties in this country really suck. I thought about trying to put that statement down in a more intellectual fashion, but sometimes simple is better. I know this isn’t exactly breaking news, by the way. Still, doesn’t it seem like things have gotten...

Home Office Tells EU National In Detention Centre To Leave The UK To ‘Avoid Becoming Destitute’

The title of an article can tell you a lot about the narrative a newspaper is trying to push. When I first read The Guardian’s title, ‘Home Office letter tells EU citizen to ‘go home or go elsewhere,” I was pretty taken aback myself. But...

Fake Far Right Label Being Used to Censor Media Critics

What does it mean to be “Far Right”?  I wish some of our supposed betters in the news media would please explain to me exactly what the designation entails. The term keeps popping up again and again, mostly in relation to the people and outlets said news...

Absurd Proposals To Increase Number Of Female MPs In Commons Rejected

I apologise for the lack of posts the past week. I thought I had breast cancer and spent the past week looking at my breasts while whispering ‘You’ve betrayed me’. Luckily, no breast cancer so I have no more excuses. Just like the women who...

REFUGEES: EU Court Rejects Hungary And Slovakia’s Bid To Not Take In More Refugees

The EU court has dismissed legal action by Hungary and Slovakia challenging a European Union policy requiring them to accept refugees. And people wonder why I’m so eager for the United Kingdom to leave the EU. Hungary is not happy with the verdict and plans...