WAT?! According to Mic, "Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity"

WAT?! According to Mic, “Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity”

There’s been several crazy stories today, which is a shame, since I’m only going to be able to type up one or two of them before going out tonight (semi-vacation, yay!). But this one is so insane, so goofy, that it has to take precedence over every other piece of cringe-inducing trash I’ve read from the media within the last 24 hours.

But why is this one so ridiculous, you ask? Well, I think you may have gleaned the answer before getting this far, since the headline is pretty specific. In case you haven’t, here’s a photo to clue you in.

Apparently, people showed up at Shia LaBeouf’s newly cancelled art exhibit drinking milk. I guess some of them had Nazi tattoos, or some shit. As a result, milk is now a symbol of white supremacy and it’s all tied into Donald Trump’s election as president.

Makes total sense.

At the Museum of the Moving Image in New York City on a Friday night, neo-Nazis and other trolls danced shirtless in front of a camera. The livestream setup had originally been established by actor Shia LaBeouf as an anti-Trump art installation. But the project has since become a broadcast outlet for white nationalism.

Amid all the tattoos of Third Reich iconography bouncing around, one thing stood out: The neo-Nazis were all drinking milk. They spat it out as they danced, letting it dribble down their chins. 

Milk, the longtime staple for growing children, is now the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity in President Donald Trump’s America.

Nazi trolls drank milk on camera. There was a few random comments about milk on 4chan’s /pol/ board. Now, milk equals white nationalism…or something like that.

It’s hard for me to wrap my head around how fucking stupid this is. First off, then entire thing is a troll, but this clown at Mic still wrote it up. Second off, even if it wasn’t a troll, why would you put this out there in the first place? So people who have white nationalist and/or Nazi sympathies are drinking milk and they identify the product as some sort of symbol? Does that mean people who disagree should stop drinking it?

I’m just not sure what the author wants here. Maybe he just wanted us to laugh at him, in which case, I would have to say mission accomplished.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Jay

    actually what the writer missed was why they drink milk really, it’s because they’re making fun of a Shia, libbie they called the ‘milk man’ he was a regular on the feed and was always drinking milk.

    • DeplorableDonna

      Its fake news – they didn’t miss anything. All they have is the crap they make up.

      • Jay

        of course its fake news. But I watched it unfold. They were making fun of the ‘milk man’

  • Toastrider

    It’s all they’ve got, Ralph. It’s all they can use.

    There’s an interesting piece by Jordan Greenhall on Medium, talking about the state of affairs here in 2017. He points out something that’s been noted before; the tired old ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’ or ‘Nazi’ epithets have lost their effectiveness against too many people. And the statists can’t think of any NEW weapons to throw at us.

    Here’s the read: https://medium.com/deep-code/situational-assessment-2017-trump-edition-d189d24fc046#.kny0tjk2e

    • Silence Dogood

      I don’t know why people are so afraid of neo-nazi’s – I checked out inforstormer one day and it was just… funny. Their racism and anti-semitism is edge lord levels of unironic funny. These people only have power when you take them seriously, or try to use their own tactics (violence) against them (they will beat the absolute shit out of you).

      • Typical

        They are literally as dangerous as a 5 year old pinning a towel to their shoulders and saying they can beat you up cause now they’re superman. They think they’re some big secret army of real heroes or some shit.

  • jennytablina

    Some context to this. One of the earliest trolls (or paid shill? who even knows anymore) to the HWNDU stream was a big dude who would sort of swagger on in slowly and just swig milk, he didn’t really talk – but he seemed to enjoy hanging out with the 4chan/reddit groups that basically livened up the stream with something other than a boring drone chant (but apparently may not of been pro-trump?)

    For most of HWNDU it really was just people from 4chan/reddit messing for the lulz. The last major evening before they started winding it down, some people from an actual white supremacy group actually did show up. Managed to whip up the neets and weeaboos into taking their shirts off and doing some pressups. Which was then followed by dancing to the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack and chanting “Build that Wall” till Cops put the wall up for the last time.

    • Silence Dogood

      I love the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. Fun fact: The song “Walk in the Rain” is sung by a male vocalist on the official soundtrack, but on the actual episode it’s sung by a woman – Yoko Kanno herself. She was originally showing them what it was supposed to sound like and, as the story goes, the director loved her version so much they chose to put it in. Yeah, I’m kind of a weeb. 😛

    • ever heard of a bro on a diet

      i also tuned in at night to see what the night crew would do. to see milkman show up and sit around while chugging milk and rolling his own cigarettes was entertaining to some degree. i suppose i shouldn’t be surprised to see this article especially after other people showed up with milk to support the guy. stream had pretty much went downhill after last saturday when the police threw up that barrier for a second time. i’ll miss their antics for sure.

  • Silence Dogood

    The fact I’m drinking milk while reading this makes me feel even more fantastic. What a shame that train wreck of an “art project” got cancelled haha. I hope it was worth the assault charge Shia!

    • Grust

      If that’s what passes for art, then I’m miles ahead and at least I have enough dignity to admit I suck.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    Another prog propaganda project trolled into acts of open hypocrisy concluding in a demoralizing defeat for them. Another prog celebritard humiliated. A banquet of great new memes spawned in the process. Another prog blog embarrassing itself by rambling ignorantly about those same memes….

    Are you guys tired of winning yet? I’m not.

    • milk bone

      The carnival of butthurt has been endlessly entertaining.

      • Maintenance Renegade

        What a ride it’s been but unfortunately it’s also confirmed some of my suspicions chief among them that there’s no going back and there’s no reconciliation possible. Pretty soon it’ll all spiral into mass violence and chaos and there’s not a damned thing we can do to stop it or even could have done.

        • Grust

          We’ll beat them don’t worry. I’m pretty sure even I could beat some of these guys up and I’m a wimp.

  • milk bone

    Well, maybe lolcow milk …

  • Kathy Boland

    Do there morons realize that black women, nursing their babies, produce, GASP, white milk?

  • Yuno Gasai

    Sure. I mean why not right? Since Trump is literally Hitler. Literally everything is offensive. And I literally want to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger so I can get out of this existential nightmare.

    • Grust

      This isn’t a nightmare! This is lefties and SJWs being desperate to remain relevant.

  • Grust

    If SJWs try to boycott and avoid milk after this, then they’ll reach a new level of wuss.

  • DeplorableDonna

    Being a liberal damages your brain cells. They are running on just a few these days.

  • SMURX

    mic is owned by a bunch of faggy white dudes exploiting dumb black people to make a buck, the hypocrisy of these people just makes my blood boil

  • Alex Barbu

    So they’re really going for the “Hitler drank water, do anyone else that drink water is a Nazi” train of thought. I’m amazed on how many jokes the extreme left managed to turn to reality.

  • Guy Atlas

    darn, I hope it’s not true. I’m lactose intolerant.

  • Lockstein13

    WRONG!!!
    It’s AIR and WATER that are signs of “white racial purity”!!!

    THAT’S what the Left MUST avoid!!!
    (pssst…PASS IT ON!!!)