Chelsea Handler Trashing Melania & Leftist Goons Torching Muslim's Limo Shows Glaring Double Standard

Chelsea Handler Trashing Melania & Leftist Goons Torching Muslim’s Limo Shows Glaring Double Standard

Ah, “progressives.” You have to admire the sheer depth and width of their hypocrisy. They always have an excuse when they make a fucked-up joke , or rip a foreign immigrant for their accent. It’s OK when they do it, you see. Why? Because they have the right beliefs, silly! That means every rotten thing they do is perfectly fine. But don’t you dare try to do it yourself. Unless, of course, you’re one of their fellow travelers. Then they will make up some justification as to why you are exempt from the rules they seek to impose on everyone else.

Like this gem from famous alcoholic harlot Chelsea Handler

After leading a Women’s March during the Sundance Film Festival, talkshow host Chelsea Handler sat down with Variety‘s Elizabeth Wagmeister for an interview.

During the chat, she was asked if she would ever interview Donald Trump. She’s already told other outlets she would never do that, but this time, the follow-up question was whether she’d ever consider Melania Trump.

“Melania? To talk about what? She can barely speak English,” she quipped.

Wagmeister then asked what Handler thinks of the model as First Lady. Handler responded, “xactly what I think about him as the First Man. Nothing. I don’t respect either one of those people.”

Imagine a right-wing comedian said something like that. There would be calls for immediate apologies, MSNBC would be crowing about it all night for a whole week, House members on the Democratic side of the isle would be losing their shit, etc, etc. Chelsea Handler says it and gets a laugh. Which is fine by the way, laugh. But in reality, Melania speaks five languages and is 10 times smarter than some lush who got famous for talking about what a slut she was and how much she could drink. It’s pathetic.

And these are the people who say they want to lift women up!

Oh, and they’re also big proponents of lifting immigrants up (so they can vote Democrat, of course, but that’s another post). Well, unless they happen to be driving limos during the inauguration of Donald Trump. Then, their luxury vehicles should be burned to a crisp.

The limousine that was set on fire during the anti-Trump anarchist protest in downtown Washington on Inauguration Day is owned by a Muslim immigrant who says the damage could cost his company $70,000.

Muhammad Ashraf, the owner of Nationwide Chauffeur Services, spoke with the Washington Examiner’s sister publication, Red Alert Politics, about what happened:

In an exclusive interview with Red Alert Politics, Ashraf said he wasn’t a supporter of Donald Trump during his campaign, but Friday’s protests were completely counter-productive.

“I have a different point of view,” Ashraf told Red Alert. “I did not agree with many of the things he said, but that still does not give me the right to go and affect someone’s livelihood.”

This guy could be out $70,000 because some leftist idiots couldn’t accept the election results. He’s a leftie himself, mind you, so at least there do seem to be some sane ones left. But they’re getting drown out by the nutter brigade. It might be a long while before that changes, and in fact, it might never change at the rate these goons are moving.

It’s all good if you have the right views on social justice, though.

Screw Melania, the hag can’t even speak English.

To hell with this Muslim, what was he thinking trying to earn a living while us jobless punks wanted to burn shit down. 

Just another day for the tolerant and progressive left-wing.


Someone setup a GoFundMe for this guy, if any of you would like to donate.

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Ethan Ralph

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  • Yuno Gasai

    Watching the left fuck up is like watching a train going out of a dark tunnel and straight into the side of a mountain; you just wonder when it’ll finally end.

    • Samuel White

      Pretty sure it ends at the mountain.

  • Quise

    I hate Chelsea Handler more than just about anyone, but that doesn’t make Melania Trump any less of a fucking travesty as First Lady.
    Ralph, my boy, she isn’t smart. She’s a kept woman, she follows orders and does nothing else. She is the least educated First Lady of the modern era and is going to be rarely seen and even more rarely heard, due to her lack of knowledge of ANYTHING outside jewelery purchases and shopping sprees.
    We absolutely are NOT going to see her in any interviews because she’s a fucking idiot.
    Oh and btw, of those “5 languages” she allegedly speaks, 4 of them are Slavic languages that are barely different from one another, so maybe stop using that as some indication of intellect. She’s a fucking idiot, just like that cunt husband of hers.

    • Deplorable bob

      How many languages do you you speak asshat?

      • Quise

        I speak 3 languages.

        • Quise

          Which is 3 more languages than the average Trump moron.

          • Silence Dogood

            Citation please – how do you know the average number of languages trump supporters have? Are you discounting all of the international people who support him, because I’m pretty sure almost all of Russia likes him so that would creep the average up to at least 2.

          • Quise

            The average Trump supporter is a southern fatass, a northern racist or a midwestern idiot. I don’t need citation to know that his “fans” are some of the least sophisticated people on the planet. If Trump lasts more than 5 months it’ll be a shock.

          • Danlantic

            He already has a 4 year term. Here, read up on it:
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Constitution

          • Silence Dogood

            And this idiotic, racist, elitist attitude is exactly why Trump won in the first place. But please, carry on and give him another 4 years.

          • Danlantic

            If you do the arithmetic Quise said that the average Trump supporter speaks no language at all.

        • Deplorable bob

          Not as many as she does asshole.

    • Paul Trullinger

      Last I checked, we elected Mr. Trump, not his wife. If you want to discuss total First Lady disasters, I suggest you take a good, hard look at Michelle Obama. What she did was utter insanity. Start with the asinine School Lunch Program (which will soon be completely undone, btw). You have no class. You’ve revealed yourself. Thanks for making it easy to identify the likes of you. I speak a few languages myself, if you want to get into a pissing contest about it. Big deal.

      • Quise

        Good effort babe. It’s absolutely hilarious to compare Melania Trump to Michelle Obama in any way, shape or form. Class, education, poise and beauty are not strong suits for the former nude model from Slovenia. But hey, you guys are all so hard-up for attention or masculinity that you’ll convince yourself that Trump is competent for the role he’s in, and that his wife is more than an escort.

    • Silence Dogood

      What’s wrong with being kept? She’s found a way to survive, comfortably in life, as a trophy wife to a billionaire. I wish I could be so fortunate with luck and genetics. And decry her intellect as much as you want – she’s a fucking polyglot – that takes some degree of brain power the vast majority of people, myself included and I am quite educated, lack. If she wants to be a “glamorous” First Lady and be see for her grace and beauty than I have no problem with that. Unlike that angry wildebeest of a First Lady Michelle with her constant meddling in every little facet of education.

      • Quise

        I love how you morons are going to try to devalue Michelle Obama, a Harvard and Princeton educated lawyer and the most educated FLOTUS in modern history. And your constant talking about her being akin to an “animal” is TOTALLY not due to the TOTALLY NOT racist alt-right. Totally. Melania is no polyglot honey, sorry to break it to you. She’s a hired hand, only there to indulge the ego of Trump. She looks like a dude too, but all the fat virgins in here can’t differentiate between hotness and averageness so your excitement over her is no surprise at all.

        • Silence Dogood

          No, calling a woman a “beast” of any kind is just a typical insult because it implies a lack of feminine grace, which is, supposedly, the most important characteristic for a powerful woman. The only racist here is you, since you’re so obviously fixated on race your mind goes right to it. And an expensive education does not necessarily make you smart. Being able to learn and maintain 5 languages vs going to some swanky colleges are both hallmarks of intelligence, but you’re just so clearly biased you can’t acknowledge that – which makes you a hypocritical piece of shit. And she looks like a dude you say? You must be some kind of self-hating cuck faggot, because she is most certainly one of the prettiest, OBVIOUS women I’ve ever seen.

          • Quise

            Like I said, I don’t really accept the alt-right’s opinion of what is attractive because of the number of fatass virgins in that movement. You guys are much more likely to look like Ralph than someone who can actually get some, so keep your confused opinion of what makes a woman attractive limited to your friends over at stormfront.

          • Silence Dogood

            I’m gay and of moderately good facial features with a big cock, which in the gay world is really the number 1 feature for “getting some” – so I get plenty, unlike yourself Mr. Keyboard Warrior. Project more though, it’s cute. As for determining what makes a woman attractive, just as you so ironically pointed out – there are set beauty standards, namely facial symmetry and hip to bust ratio. When you apply the basic standards of beauty between Michelle and Melania – Melania wins. Unless you’ve got a fetish for dark meat that might be biasing your measurement? 😉

        • Silence Dogood

          Oh, hey, in case you didn’t know – Trump won. You lost. ;D Suck on it.

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        • Silence Dogood

          Oh he’s that kind of faggot who likes his own comments? Why is that even allowed. I have close to 10,000 comments and I have NEVER liked one of my own posts, despite the fact that it would inflate my like-to-comment ratio, of which I am slightly proud.

    • Maintenance Renegade

      Right off the bat you’re illustrating something I see alot when people bash on Melania Trump which is that you’re having to stretch like hell to do it. Why are you having to stretch so far to do it? Well it’s because Melania Trump hasn’t as of this time tried to force herself down everyone’s throats as an un-elected and obnoxious busy-body the way most of the first ladies in recent history have.

  • StephaneDumas

    I guess Chelsea Handler didn’t heard how Pauline Marois, former Quebec Premier spoke English.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kyTRd-Hrz0 and to think we elected her……

  • Paul Trullinger

    “like this gem from famous alcoholic harlot Chelsea Handler.” — Ethan Ralph, this article is killer. I love your take no prisoners writing style! It is a pleasure reading your work. Well done, friend.

  • Silence Dogood

    Taking shots at Melania for her accent is complete and utter bullshit and a ridiculous double standard. Remind these assholes about their precious microaggressions when you see them do that sort of shit.