OPEN THREAD: Monday Was the Biggest Day in the History of TheRalphRetort.Com!

OPEN THREAD: Monday Was the Biggest Day in the History of TheRalphRetort.Com!

I run a blog, so I can’t really claim to work hard in the same sense as someone who does manual labor or anything constructive for society, but still. I put in some real effort on Monday and it was rewarded with the most traffic we’ve ever seen here on I guess I can “thank” the two scumbags who decided that picking on a 10-year-old kid was a good idea. As always, the genuine thanks goes to you readers. Also, shoutout to InfoWars, Paul Joseph Watson, Mike Cernovich, & Stefan Molyneux. They all helped spread some of the work I did on Sunday and Monday, and it’s much appreciated.

Unfortunately, I have been tied up with personal errands the last 24 hours, but I am back just in time to write some stuff about President Trump’s fresh executive orders. Expect my thoughts on those within an hour, as well as some wacky SJW news. I also want to catch up on the YouTube hoax from yesterday, even though it’s already been thoroughly discussed. Better late than never!

Also, consider this an open thread for any readers who want to chime in on other topic I should cover. I haven’t done one of these in awhile, so feel free to bring up anything else as well, including site experience. I’ve been messing around with ads and theme updates, so tell me how that’s working and if you would like to see any changes on that front.

Again, thank you all for visiting the site!

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

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  • DV

    Ralph…I’m hoping to one night go down to the Shia Ladouche cast with a visit the Ralph Retort sign. Help you pump up the views.

    • Be sure to alert me if you do so that I can screenshot it and share here on the site lol.

  • D-Bone

    Congrats on the record setting day man. At least you had your adsense working for the big day. Hopefully makes up for that week or so it was out.

    • Yes, not having AdSense on that day would have sucked a big one lol. And yea, it did help make up for the 10 days or so that I lost.

  • Mad Vandal

    Way to go Ralph! I’m busy as hell but I always take a moment to check out this site daily.

  • Silence Dogood

    Congrats. What’s this about a YouTube hoax now? >_>

  • So, kinda bringing it up a month late, but I just gotta say that I find it funny how MTV got in trouble over that “New Year’s Resolutions For White Guys” video that they did. I mean, they’ve been doing equally inflammatory, racist, ill-informed bullshit for ages now, and this is what finally lands them in hot water? Don’t get me wrong, though, it’s certainly a cringe-worthy piece of shit (I especially wanna say “fuck you!” to the bitch who says “Learn what mansplaining is and stop doing it”). I’m just kinda surprised that none of their earlier shit with Franchesca Ramsey and the like sparked enough of an outrage for it to be mentioned on national news.

    And they take it down TWICE….. and they just recently renewed Decoded for another season in spite of this outrage (and in spite Decoded being so widely hated, pretty much none of its videos have a like-to-dislike ratio exceeding 50%). These “progressive”-run companies, man…. never gonna learn their lesson until they’re run into the ground. Actually, even that fails to deter them (at least if Gawker’s any indication).

    • Typical

      I always say: Mansplaining wouldn’t be a thing if there wasn’t so much MISSunderstanding.

    • I think it was just the particular cringeworthy quality of that video that set people off so quickly.

  • Mr0303

    Congrats Ralph! Despite this being a blog as you put it, it covers some major events in the ongoing culture war without any sugar coating.