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Jeff Sessions is Obsessed with Marijuana, While Antifa Gangs Roam Free

Can this clown please get his priorities straight? Plus, watch Joe Biggs take two gunshots to the chest!

Ethan Ralph
April 19, 2017

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Dem Senator Claire McCaskill Caught LYING About Past Meetings with Russian Ambassdor During Sessions Smear Attempt

Last night, news broke that Attorney General Jeff Sessions met with the…

Ethan Ralph
March 2, 2017

ASHTON PARKS’ DIRTY “SNACKS” ADDICTION

Snacks, aka “Bread” or “The Louisiana Succubus”, is infamous…

Ethan Ralph
September 15, 2023

ASHTON PARKS: FATTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

The key to understanding the career of Ashton Parks, also known as…

Ethan Ralph
September 10, 2023

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LAURA LOOMER TWICE COMMITTED TO NUTHOUSE BY OWN FATHER, LIED ABOUT GUN RIGHTS

HUGE BOMBSHELL ON LAURA LOOMER!! I’m told by sources that she is…

Ethan Ralph
September 7, 2023

Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander

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EXCLUSIVE: Pedo Ali Alexander Runs “AF Post” X Account & Elon Musk Replied to It Yesterday

TheRalphRetort.com can exclusively report that Ali Alexander, the Nick Fuentes…

Ethan Ralph
August 5, 2023