Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

This is one of the weirder stories I’ve seen lately, which is saying quite a lot. Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, is playing one of the lead roles in the new live action Beauty and the Beast film. I hadn’t planned on seeing it as it’s not really my type of fair. Plus, I got free tickets to see The Zookeeper’s Wife this weekend, so I think that’s enough sappy material to last me for the entirety of spring. Still, Ms. Watson has some ideas on how to bring out more moviegoers.

Appeal to the furry community!

Yea, I don’t really know how to describe her latest comments other than to call them bizarre.

Well, that might be where you’re at, Emma, but I don’t think most of us are there quite yet. In fact, I can’t think of one single animal that I ever found “hot.”

Also, she seems to think the Beast character from the movie is more attractive when he’s in Beast form.

“There’s something a bit sad about when he transforms. You’re like a bit…oh…ok, you were quite nice before. He’s hot. The beast is hot.”

Uhhhh, yea. I’m pretty sure this movie is going to make a ton of money regardless, but I just thought it was worth pointing out that Emma Watson seems to get moist at the thought of fucking animals.

Ethan Ralph

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