It’s the weekend, as you’re hopefully aware of by now. This is the time I usually catch up on some of the stories I missed over the week, so let’s go ahead and get started. The other day, Kotaku chief Stephen Totilo made a post on Facebook about the Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers that have been flooding their posts. I also got spoiled, since I’m on the internet so much nowadays. I wasn’t that thrilled about it, obviously. Still, the movie unfolds in a way that makes those spoilers almost irrelevant. What I mean is, you can see them coming from a mile away, and the first spoiler is pretty much revealed 15 minutes or less into the movie. Also, The Force Awakens is so good that I didn’t give one single shit. Even if I did, I wouldn’t make a big deal about getting spoiled. You will not find a more anti-spoiler person than me, but what can you do? Once it happens you can’t go back, so crying like a little bitch is pointless.

OK, I shouldn’t say pointless, since it does give us a good opportunity to show you just how fucking dishonest and scummy Gawker Media is. Here’s the post from Totilo:


Exactly. Before we even get to the Gawker part, Kotaku themselves have been in deep shit over this very thing. What makes games any different from movies? This is a video gaming site, mind you. You would think they have some respect for gamers. Well, if you haven’t read this site for the past year, you would. (Spoilers Below)


Yea, Kotaku is super concerned about spoilers, aren’t they? Fuck off, Totilo. Not only that, the Gawker site itself was trying to purchase a Force Awakens script so they could presumably do the same thing as Kotaku did with Fallout 4. The whole operation over there is filled with nothing but scumbags and liars.

So you have the Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens script (from any draft stage!), a portion of the script, or know someone who does have the script, we want to hear from you. And depending on what you have, we’re willing to pay cold, hard cash. Or we can warm it up first! Whatever your preference—we’re here to serve.

We are not endorsing acquiring the script by any illegal means. Illegal things are bad! But if you are already in possession of the script and feeling frisky, let’s chat.

You can email me here if you’ve got what we’re looking for. And JJ Abrams, no need to feel left out—this offer extends to you as well. Call us.

Just more bullshit from Mr. Totilo and Gawker Media. By the way, my review of the movie will be up later today. Needless to say, I really enjoyed it, but I’ll go into more detail later. I’m also eager to hear what the comment section thinks about it as well.

  1. A very special “fuck you” to everyone who works at Kotaku, Gawker, Jezebel, etc. but not for spoiling things. I don’t care about spoilers because a piece of entertainment should be able to entertain even if it is spoiled. The people who do work for Gawker and its tentacles like Kotaku are vile hypocrites. That’s all.

  2. But seriously just because you know something doesn’t mean the movie or TV show starst sucking.
    I knew what Rosebud was before I saw Citizen Kane.

    Here are some more:
    -Vader is Luke’s Father
    -Leia Is Luke’s Twin Sister
    -Snape kills Dumbledore
    -The corpse in the middle of the room is Jigsaw
    -Jax kills homself by driving into a semi-truck
    -Daxter becomes a Lumberjack
    -Bruce Willis is a Ghost

    Does that take away the awesomeness of anything I spoiled here, Kotaku? No.
    Oh and Fuck You Stephen “slimeball” Totilo!

  3. One more thing: Feminazis didn’t give a shit about Fury Road before its release. After its rlease they claimed it was a “feminist movie” which it wasn’t. Now they try the same with Star Wars. So judging by feminazis (seriously are they all retarded!?) Die HArd is an MRA movie?

    Look at the thumbs down on the “females can be star wars fans too you guyz!” video. In their heads they are victorious but we do live on PLANET EARTH where things look different.

    Also look at these “harassing” comments I made on the video. Both have been deleted by teh feminazis for “muh soggy knees”.

    One last thing feminazis: Just because you wear a shirt of the best Star Wars movie doesn’t mean you’re a fan. And if you think I judge you wrong answer this question: Who is IG88? If you don’t know it, you are a feminazi poser and not a fan.

    The Motherfucking Deadpool!

    1. That’s feminists for you. Bring up the accomplishments of female characters in the past, and they totally ignore you. First Phantasy Star featured a woman lead? Oh, that game totally never existed in their eyes. And as soon as any new media featuring their “triumphant” champion of women’s rights is released, I say give it a month; in time, they’ll start brushing her off as a poorly-written damsel as well.

      1. Unrelated, but Christina Hoff Sommers is one the ‘fairest’ feminists you’ll get (they are unicorns, trust me), but feminists will attack her and spit on her.

        Tells you all you need to know about the vast majority of feminists.

  4. “Illegal things are bad!”

    Oh god, coming from Gawker, that is fucking rich. Illegal things, huh? The kind of illegal things like, oh I don’t know, posting Hulk Hogan’s sex tapes without any consent? Or the countless, countless conflicts of inflicts, some of which involve Patreon donors, personal Kickstarters, award show panelists, ad space, and other venues which serve to let those within one’s good graces directly profit by horribly dishonest means? Or how about all the death threats made against gamers on social media? Yeah, doing stuff like that certainly is bad and quite unlawful in a lot of cases. I wonder who’d ever stoop to such things.

  5. “And JJ Abrams, no need to feel left out—this offer extends to you as well. Call us.”

    Go fuck yourself.

      1. I’d imagine that came straight from the 7th layer of feminist hell, a grim vision of the future should feminism prevail.

        Seriously though, I don’t know whether to love it or hate it, it’s like the Scrotie McBoogerballs of music videos.

  6. on a side note. I have seen the movie (spoiler free) and I didn’t find it that great. This movie is made to do 1 thing… selling toys. The plot i thin and and copy pasted from Ep 4. I know this will not bother the young ones since the original movies are + 30 years old. But I just didn’t feel the magic :/

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