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GamerGate

WACKY WU: Deep Diving Examination of the Trans Samus Trash

GUEST EDITORIAL by @TheDark_Mage For the past year now, Gamergate has thrived…

Ethan Ralph
September 18, 2015

PREDICTABLE: Crazy Wu Claims Transphobia After Non-Idiots Reject Trans Samus

I’ve mostly just been sitting around watching British television all night. Recently,…

Ethan Ralph
September 3, 2015

ASHTON PARKS’ DIRTY “SNACKS” ADDICTION

Snacks, aka “Bread” or “The Louisiana Succubus”, is infamous…

Ethan Ralph
September 15, 2023

ASHTON PARKS: FATTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

The key to understanding the career of Ashton Parks, also known as…

Ethan Ralph
September 10, 2023

The Political Battlefield

LAURA LOOMER TWICE COMMITTED TO NUTHOUSE BY OWN FATHER, LIED ABOUT GUN RIGHTS

HUGE BOMBSHELL ON LAURA LOOMER!! I’m told by sources that she is…

Ethan Ralph
September 7, 2023

Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander

The Political Battlefield

EXCLUSIVE: Pedo Ali Alexander Runs “AF Post” X Account & Elon Musk Replied to It Yesterday

TheRalphRetort.com can exclusively report that Ali Alexander, the Nick Fuentes…

Ethan Ralph
August 5, 2023