I took a nap after the story from this morning. It took about 3 hours to put all that together, plus I did have to take some breaks to laugh about Heat Street and the creepo himself, so you have to factor that in as well. Regardless, I’m back with some more funny shit to talk about. I usually don’t have to do as much work as I did this morning, let’s face it. Most of the time this stuff kinda writes itself.
Like today, with one of the stars from the new Ghostbusters, Leslie Jones, having a Twitter freakout. There’s nothing much I have to do other than post some of her madness and then make some jokes about how much the movie sucks. Speaking of the movie, I actually have another post I want to do on that. I’ll save it for later.
Let’s get to Leslie going full Harambe first…
so is your mama bitch
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 19, 2016
Pure comedic genius, but I like this one better…
https://twitter.com/asc41813101/status/755205624795832320
We should all be cheering for women though, don’t you guys understand?
shut the fuck up. And you have a uterus you really should be cheering for women. Bitch
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 18, 2016
Yes, I realize some people were sending her some pretty nasty and mean stuff as well, but as someone with experience in this area I can only say that she shouldn’t have reacted. Once it was clear that people were able to get a rise out of her the shit multiplied by 5,000,000. Now she will likely never get away from this treatment. I mean shit like this is just too funny to cease (she even retweeted furry porn at one point and attached a lamentation for mankind to it)…
bitch are you joking?! how sad for you. no shade?! so tired of black women like you so tired.
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 18, 2016
Keep in mind, that wasn’t even a troll. It was just a consumer saying she wanted a different black woman in the role. Then once people figured out she gets triggered by Harambe, it was all over…
Exposing I hope y'all go after them like they going after me pic.twitter.com/ojK5FdIA0H
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 18, 2016
What troll could resist something like this hahaha? Oh, and what virtue-signalling cuck could resist riding in to the rescue?
Leslie Jones is one of the greatest people I know. Any personal attacks against her are attacks against us all. #LoveForLeslieJ @Lesdoggg
— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) July 18, 2016
Yes, a Twitter trolling session is worthy of all this. I’m just writing about it to laugh at it, but BuzzFeed is already on it as well as numerous other outlets. This is “news” now. Did I forget to mention that #BlackLivesMatter?
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/755208880381198336
What a world.
UPDATE: Speaking of the column I have planned for later, let’s not forget what this is most likely about…
what a pathetic attempt to save a movie from flopping at the box office! ๐๐๐
— I am consumer (@Imaconsumer) July 19, 2016
UPDATE II: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent this tweet out to Ms. Jones a short time ago…
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/755245716977487873
UPDATE III: The director of the new Ghostbusters, Paul Feig, is still getting trolled, plus Leslie Jones is still acting like this is some sort of national tragedy…

I feel like I'm in a personal hell. I didn't do anything to deserve this. It's just too much. It shouldn't be like this. So hurt right now.
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 19, 2016
I leave Twitter tonight with tears and a very sad heart.All this cause I did a movie.You can hate the movie but the shit I got today…wrong
— Leslie Jones ๐ฆ (@Lesdoggg) July 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/755280130180730880