OK, I’m back from my trip to the store. I have the extra PS4 Wave Blue controller, and I have seen this week’s Arrow. But while I was away, our old friend Peter Coffin got caught up in some more sockpuppet shenanigans. If you’ll recall, he’s famous for this sort of fakery. Apparently, sockpuppetry is a harder vice to give up than I ever considered. Let’ get down to the brass tacks, as they say. Peter had some interaction earlier with some members of the GamerGate community. Out of nowhere, some middle-aged lady came up to defend Coffin. Naturally, some people thought this was strange, so they did a little digging. Hilarity ensued. I’m just gonna post all this shit in a row, cause it’s easier to digest that way:

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This is where it gets truly classic. I know this is a super long wall of tweets, but it is what it is lol:


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What made the original tweeter curious about all this?

Alright, so here’s the back story: I was tired of seeing Peter coffin pimping his GoFundMe for a jaw surgery on a RealDoll. So I tweeted and asked him if he had a concious and he didn’t really reply but this middle aged woman did. We argued back and forth, with me asking him to post the uncropped version of the pic on his GoFundMe. That was yesterday. I was just going to let it rest, UNTIL, space dad decided to jump in and act like an asshole and tweet something snarky. So I hopped back into the argument, and out of curiosity checked her TL. Every 2nd or 3rd tweet was her pimping the GoFundMe link for Peter. I did just a quick Google search of her name, city, state since they were in her Twitter profile. No results for anything. No Facebook, no LinkedIn, not even Spokeo. So I grew suspicious. Someone posted a honeypot and grabbed an IP from the woman. It came up outside Chicago. Then that same someone did a reverse image search on her avatar and it came back with a completely different name. As soon as those results were posted, Peter nuked the account. If it hadn’t been for space dad making that snarky fucking comment, Peter would have gotten away with it.

Just another day for Peter Coffin. By the way, thanks Super SpaceDad, ya little bitch. You helped us show what a fraud he is. Maybe if he started speaking more honestly, we could take him seriously. As it is, he’s just a clown playing a role. And he’s a idiot with terrible faking skills. There’s also that.


Special thanks to:@TheIvyClover1@reddchanit & @Papapow. I should be back with some more stuff before morning.

  1. Oh. Oh jesus. Someone cart this crazy fuck away. He’s embarrassing himself in public.He’s either drunk, delusional or just. That. Stupid.

    1. This is Peter Coffin we’re talking about.
      I don’t know if he drink but he is sure as hell delusional and stupid.

  2. I’ve seen the /cow/ threads on this guy. He’s a true psychopath. I only hope he gets some help or at least gets locked away soon so he can’t hurt himself or anybody.

  3. I’m starting to think Peter is either a habitual liar, or he has a split personality that exhibits itself as a woman. Either way, dude needs help, badly.

    Oh, and SpaceDad is a huge jizz-guzzler. He is one of the most obnoxious Antis, next to A Man In Black and srhbutts.

  4. This is the third confirmed time Peter Coffin has made up an online personality, not including the controversy about the wife and kid.

  5. This is the third confirmed time Peter Coffin has made up an online
    personality, not including the controversy about the wife and kid. All his wacky accents and desperate voices betray something dark and sinister lurking inside. I bet he only gets off by smashing mirrors.

    1. I think this is the four.
      There was a discovery recently about another set of tumbler accounts containing traits relating to his wife, and using pictures that kim used.

    1. Don’t even joke about that. That man doesn’t have a funny bone in his entire body. Just watching one of his crappy videos sucks the life right out of you.

  6. I like how he made that incredibly cringeworthy beta as fuck song with the song a day faggot about how he doesn’t need to get laid with girls in order to have self-worth, then this shit 😀

    this guy is a /cow/ legend

      1. Sir I wish I could give you more upvotes, I nearly spit out my coffee, the amount of puns and analogies in that sentence is brilliant

        1. Thank you. Glad someone enjoyed it enough to nearly lose their drink.

          Now if only i could get “Coffin man” to be a thing on /cow/ ….. >_> doubt it!

  7. So, at this point I have to put forth the half serious question: Is there even a Peter Coffin? Everyone else associated with him turns out to be fake, why not him too?

    1. Lets assume there is no Peter Coffin. That means there was Peter Coffin on National Television kicking himself in the balls to show America how stupid he is. Now would you rather live in a world not knowing if someone out there was stupid enough to kick themselves in the balls for 5 minutes of fame; or could just believe in the Coffin man and when ever you’re feeling lonely or sad, just think of him and the utter stupidity he’s pulled off in our life time.

  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had that Donna person try to troll me a couple weeks ago when I tweeted a video about the 25 Invisible Benefits of Being Anita Sarkeesian. Top tier troll. No one who identifies as a Christian and tweets Fox News crap could EVER buy the kind of toxic feminism Sarkeesian spews.

    Beautiful. I love it.

  9. Oh man, I saw this go down IRL and it was glorious. The fact that this lie fell apart due to Spacedad’s snarky gaslighting attempt, well that’s the cherry on the top.

    A great cautionary tale on the importance of skepticism.

  10. After a while languishing in the doldrums of inactivity and idle speculation /cow/ has gone into overdrive…
    The hunt is on again!

    The Milk Must Flow

  11. Not everything is a conspiracy Ralph. It’s perfectly reasonable to think this moron is just some idiot who idolizes some 70-year old vegan blogger and decided to use her pic as their profile pic. The only thing interesting is that she says she’s from Oregon and her IP turns up in Chicago (which doesn’t in any way link her to Coffin). This smear-mongering tabloid shit is absurd. Let’s talk about the real #Gamergate issues like Randi Harper’s two-headed baby, Zoe Quinn’s Illuminati birth mark and Leigh Alexander’s secret career as a bearded UFC fighter with three tits! I mean if credible evidence comes forth that there really is something going on with Coffin then maybe it’s worth mentioning but until then could you put the tinfoil hat away Ralph? Don’t you ever get even a little embarrassed that you actually put your name behind this fact-free conspiracy bullshit?

    1. The thing is, this is not the first time that Coffin has done this, so it’s not a “conspiracy”, it’s a pattern. Also, this is something that needs to be called attention to, because 1) This is identity theft, and 2) Coffin is collecting donations for surgery on a person that does not exist, which is fraud. #GamerGate is about shutting down corruption, and ID theft and fraud certainly count as corruption.

  12. I love the tweet Ben Kuchera saying “THAT WAS 14 YEARS AGO.”

    Yeah? Well SJWs are all for ruining careers over things that happened even longer ago (Paula Deen comes to mind), so isn’t it fair to hold you to the same standard, Benny?

  13. lol, And that friends, is what happens when you lie to REAL nerds and geeks – We prove you wrong – unlike the Antis who somehow think that IRC chatlogs of anonymous accounts are “evidence”.

    I know Coffin did that Beta as fuck song – But I’m starting to wonder if he’s a Vocaloid, and not real at all – At least that would explain his taste for imaginary women.

  14. Peter’s failure to answer such an easy question by naming the “Andrzejewski” surname’s country of origin (POLAND) was the nail in his coffin (pun intended) once again. Peter should not have had any problem with the question since he’s from a state with a high population of Polish Americans. Peter’s idiocy is a non-stop source of entertainment. Him deleting the account was the icing on the cake.

  15. I found out whose pic Peter was using. The pic is of a woman named Mimi Kirk — a 72 year old vegan raw foods advocate. I wish I had gotten into this drama earlier. It would’ve been fun see Coffin squirm. Profile pic can be found halfway down page: http://www.mylespaul.com/forums/backstage/233788-vegan-warning.html
    More info about Ms. Kirk: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mimi-Kirk/109888045694543

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