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CRAZY DEMOCRATS: Charlotte City Council Member Says Trump Supporters Have No Place In Government

Dimple Ajmera, a member of the Charlotte City Council, said on NBC’s Flashpoint that Trump supporters should not be leading local government. The newly appointed council member was getting worked up over President Trump and his supporters, saying Republicans that are supporting Trump, they should...

IRAN: US Announces Fresh Sanctions Over Ballistic Missile Program

To no one’s surprise, the US has announced fresh sanctions against Iran over its ballistic missile programs. Iran developing and testing ballistic missiles violates the UN Security Resolution 2231 which ‘calls upon Iran not to undertake any activity related to ballistic missiles designed to be...

MUSLIM WORLD: People Want Girl Arrested For Wearing A Mini-skirt

I’ve seen some pretty outrageous stuff in public; a woman calling her child a failed abortion, a woman shitting at the side of the pub and a man wearing saggy jeans. Most of these things made me grimace for a second and then move on....

LIVE FROM HIS NEET CAVE: Stuttering and Stammering Ian Miles Cheong Completely Humiliates Himself on National Television

(Guest Article by The Gator Gamer ) Here at The Ralph Retort dot com, we love any and every opportunity to poke fun at dying Heat Street’s (now former) diversity hire, Ian Miles Cheong, so when the aforementioned “Lil Hitler” decided to broadcast directly from...

BOOM: Kid Rock Confirms Senate Run While Trashing Mainstream Media

There have been rumors swirling around that Kid Rock is going to run for US Senate, and today he confirmed it with a press release titled, “Once again the press is wrong“, where he stated: Once again the press is wrong. First of all, I’ve...

BREAKING: Trump Jr. Entrapped by Obama To Obtain FISA Warrant to Spy on Campaign

Now that denizens of the internet have had a few hours to search through the mounds of evidence, it seems that the fiasco regarding Donald Trump Jr. meeting with the Russian lawyer was an illegal set-up by the Obama administration to obtain a FISA warrant,...

BUSTED: TV Channel Pushing FAKE Amelia Earhart Story Blaming Japan has TIES TO CHINA

We live in an era of fake news that’s financed in part by foreign interests. But fake news isn’t enough for them — now they’re trying to rewrite history. History (formerly known as The History Channel) recently aired a special that attempted to blame Japan...

BREAKING: Anthony Cumia SUSPENDED by Twitter

The conservative talk-show host and comedian, Anthony Cumia, who occasionally hosts the Alex Jones Show, was suspended from Twitter just minutes ago. Cumia became a public figure by co-hosting the Opie and Anthony show on XM Radio. pour one out for our favorite WHITE tunisian...

Desperate Dems Think They Can Win the Meme War With Pathetic 50-State Strategy

The desperate Democrats are realizing they have to change things up if they want to start winning elections. That’s because they’re up against a conservative movement that has become a finely tuned meme-machine — a decentralized operation that pumps out a never ending supply of...

Sarah Silverman got “Less Ignorant” by Reading Pro-Jihad Rant but Doesn’t Like Being Mocked

Sarah Silverman is supposedly a comedian, and most definitely a political activist that works with the DNC. After Linda Sarsour called for Jihad against Trump, Sarah Silverman said she became “less ignorant” after reading a pro-jihad on Twitter. I read this thread and got less...

CNN IS ISIS: Network Correspondent Worked with Al Qaeda, Says ‘Islamists’ are the ‘Heroes’ in Syria

Is CNN is literally ISIS? According to new evidence that has been uncovered, the accusation might turn out to be far more than hyperbole. In this 30 second video clip, a CNN correspondent, Clarissa Ward, says that the “heroes on the ground” in Syria are...

WATCH: Trump Responds to #CNNBlackmail Controversy, Says it ‘Was Unfortunate — FOR THEM’

A reporter asked President Trump about the #CNNBlackmail scandal while he was holding a dual press conference with Polish President, Andrzej Duda, in Warsaw, Poland. Trump responded that it was “unfortunate, for them”. He continued, “As you know now they have some pretty serious problems,...

BREAKING: MSNBC Contributor JUSTIFIES #CNNBlackmail — Says ‘Don’t Post’ GIFs or Memes

A political contributor for MSNBC has thrown his hat in the ring to come to the defense of illegal extortion being conducted by CNN in retaliation for an embarrassing meme that was tweeted out by the president. He posted a gif it's public, he's not...

Damon Wayans Wishes America a ‘Happy White People Proud of Their Racist Ancestors Day’

The absolute hatred of America by the mainstream left is on vivid display on the 4th of July. Daman Wayans, the Hollywood actor who was  recently in the remake of the children’s movie The Land Before Time(2016), said: Happy white people proud of their racist...

NO FUN ZONE: CNN Responds to Trump’s Wrestling Meme by TRYING TO GET HIS TWITTER SUSPENDED

President Trump knows just how to get the hypocritical, no-fun, control-freak ninnies wound up. After Trump shocked the world by tweeting out a video showing him close-lining a likening of CNN, the network responded by trying to get the President removed from Twitter. Does Trump's...

TRUMP LETS LOOSE: Tweets Out Animation Showing Him ‘Body Slam’ CNN

Some say Trump has completely lost it. Others say that President Trump is finally getting in touch with his inner meme. Today, Trump surprised Twitter users by tweeting out a GIF that shows Trump beating up CNN outside of a wrestling ring. The image is...