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Fake Far Right Label Being Used to Censor Media Critics

What does it mean to be “Far Right”?  I wish some of our supposed betters in the news media would please explain to me exactly what the designation entails. The term keeps popping up again and again, mostly in relation to the people and outlets said news...

Absurd Proposals To Increase Number Of Female MPs In Commons Rejected

I apologise for the lack of posts the past week. I thought I had breast cancer and spent the past week looking at my breasts while whispering ‘You’ve betrayed me’. Luckily, no breast cancer so I have no more excuses. Just like the women who...

REFUGEES: EU Court Rejects Hungary And Slovakia’s Bid To Not Take In More Refugees

The EU court has dismissed legal action by Hungary and Slovakia challenging a European Union policy requiring them to accept refugees. And people wonder why I’m so eager for the United Kingdom to leave the EU. Hungary is not happy with the verdict and plans...

SHOCKER: AntiFa Thugs Become Violent At Berkeley

Yesterday, AntiFa crashed a right-wing rally. The Berkeley police seemed to be more prepared than last time. They prohibited just about anything that could be used as a weapons. And that included dogs, this will be more important later on in the article. Berkeley police...

BREAKING: Petition To Recognise AntiFa As Terrorist Organisation Has Passed 100K Signatures

Petition to formally recognise AntiFa as a terrorist organisation has passed the 100K signature goal it needed to be reviewed by the White House. The White House has to respond within 60 days. I won’t lie, I’m surprised it has. Do I think the petition will...

LABOUR: Sarah Champion Is Forced Out After Comment About Pakistani Men Preying On White Girls

Sarah Champion, the now former Labour MP of Rotherham, spoke on BBC Radio 4 regarding gang-related child sexual exploitation. This came after 17 men were convicted in Newcastle for forcing girls to have sex. The men were from Iraqi, Bangladeshi, Pakistani, Indian, Iranian and Turkish communities....

JUSTICE: Protester Who Pulled Down Durham Confederate Statue Is Arrested

Railing against the past will not heal us. History has happened. It’s over and done with. All we can do is to change its course by encouraging what we love instead of destroying what we don’t. I don’t think BLM or ANIFA have learnt this...

CHARLOTTESVILLE: Get Ready To Be Silenced

Last night in Charlottesville, VA was eventful to say the least. But today was on a different level. Seeing how the media was already shaping the narrative last night, I thought I had a good idea of what to expect. Wew, lads. Already know how...

Mendacious Macron

Emmanuel Macron, who strikes me as an empty vessel whose supporters project their own hopes and biases onto, said something at the G-20 that made me wonder if he was taking the piss (as the British say). “Our world has never been so divided…Our common...

MILITARY: Trump Reveals Plans To Reinstate Ban Transgender People From Serving

Trump announced today that transgender people will be banned from serving in the military in ‘any capacity’ due to the ‘tremendous medical costs’ and the disruption they cause. In true Trump style, he revealed his plans via Twitter. After consultation with my Generals and military...

CRAZY DEMOCRATS: Charlotte City Council Member Says Trump Supporters Have No Place In Government

Dimple Ajmera, a member of the Charlotte City Council, said on NBC’s Flashpoint that Trump supporters should not be leading local government. The newly appointed council member was getting worked up over President Trump and his supporters, saying Republicans that are supporting Trump, they should...

IRAN: US Announces Fresh Sanctions Over Ballistic Missile Program

To no one’s surprise, the US has announced fresh sanctions against Iran over its ballistic missile programs. Iran developing and testing ballistic missiles violates the UN Security Resolution 2231 which ‘calls upon Iran not to undertake any activity related to ballistic missiles designed to be...

MUSLIM WORLD: People Want Girl Arrested For Wearing A Mini-skirt

I’ve seen some pretty outrageous stuff in public; a woman calling her child a failed abortion, a woman shitting at the side of the pub and a man wearing saggy jeans. Most of these things made me grimace for a second and then move on....

LIVE FROM HIS NEET CAVE: Stuttering and Stammering Ian Miles Cheong Completely Humiliates Himself on National Television

(Guest Article by The Gator Gamer ) Here at The Ralph Retort dot com, we love any and every opportunity to poke fun at dying Heat Street’s (now former) diversity hire, Ian Miles Cheong, so when the aforementioned “Lil Hitler” decided to broadcast directly from...

HILARIOUS: Trashy Heat Street Is Shutting Down.

  We at the TRR are no strangers to the trash site that is Heat Street. It was run by Murdoch’s favourite puppet, Loony Louise Mensch. The site was launched in April 2016 and has actually been doing very well. The site offers something completely...

BREAKING: Nicola Sturgeon Shelves Referendum Until After Brexit

Today Nicola Sturgeon revealed she will cease campaigning for another referendum until after Brexit. Scotland held its referendum back in 2014 where the Scottish people voted 55% ‘No’ with an 84.6% turnout. Clearly, Sturgeon has not learnt that no means no. The decision to shelve...