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Free Speech Fight on Right Provides Insights

You would be surprised at the amount of information I receive in this shithole. For instance, there is a newspaper delivered every morning, however only one copy is provided. I left out one a pertinent fact: that paper is the Washington Post. Still, things could...

WATCH: Shia LaBeouf THREATENED TO KILL A COP After Latest Arrest

He will not divide us, but he will make us so depressed that we have to drink ourselves into a stupor and threaten police officers — oh wait. That’s not us. That’s just Shia LaBeouf, the infamous liberal activist and former movie star that gained...

HOLLYWOOD NO! Deray Triggered After ‘Planet of the Apes’ Makes Blue-Vest-Wearing ‘Bad Ape’ Character

Hollywood! I thought you guys were anti-racists. I thought you guys were cool. Turns out they’re a bunch of white supremacists that mock the leading Black Lives Matter activist by creating a blue-vest-wearing character that Deray thought bore a striking resemblance to him. SHAME! Given...

Desperate Dems Think They Can Win the Meme War With Pathetic 50-State Strategy

The desperate Democrats are realizing they have to change things up if they want to start winning elections. That’s because they’re up against a conservative movement that has become a finely tuned meme-machine — a decentralized operation that pumps out a never ending supply of...

Anita Sarkeesian

FRAUD: The Anita Sarkeesian Story.

Apparently, Anita Sarkesian sperged out when Carl ‘Sargon of Akkad’ Benjamin showered up to her presentation at vidcon. I was told this second hand, of course. You don’t know how sad I am to have missed out on the Twitter lulz. I gave Nora a...

BREAKING: Creepy CNN Cheers Info-Theft From Random Man’s Cellphone to Harass Him With Publicly

CNN is like a gremlin that ate after midnight — a monster that’s growing more wicked by the minute.  You’ve heard about the #CNNBlackMail debacle, but now CNN is cheering something that’s even stranger, at least in some respects. A fat woman who claims to...

Sarah Silverman got “Less Ignorant” by Reading Pro-Jihad Rant but Doesn’t Like Being Mocked

Sarah Silverman is supposedly a comedian, and most definitely a political activist that works with the DNC. After Linda Sarsour called for Jihad against Trump, Sarah Silverman said she became “less ignorant” after reading a pro-jihad on Twitter. I read this thread and got less...

CNN IS ISIS: Network Correspondent Worked with Al Qaeda, Says ‘Islamists’ are the ‘Heroes’ in Syria

Is CNN is literally ISIS? According to new evidence that has been uncovered, the accusation might turn out to be far more than hyperbole. In this 30 second video clip, a CNN correspondent, Clarissa Ward, says that the “heroes on the ground” in Syria are...

WATCH: Trump Responds to #CNNBlackmail Controversy, Says it ‘Was Unfortunate — FOR THEM’

A reporter asked President Trump about the #CNNBlackmail scandal while he was holding a dual press conference with Polish President, Andrzej Duda, in Warsaw, Poland. Trump responded that it was “unfortunate, for them”. He continued, “As you know now they have some pretty serious problems,...

Random Anon Has Tweet Go Viral — No, We Won’t Threaten To Dox Him Like CNN, Even if Trump RT’s

Last week I didn’t think a headline like that would have been necessary. But here we are, after the network blackmailed a meme-creator into an apology so I thought I should make the clarification that I’m not going to dox some random guy for tweeting...

BREAKING: MSNBC Contributor JUSTIFIES #CNNBlackmail — Says ‘Don’t Post’ GIFs or Memes

A political contributor for MSNBC has thrown his hat in the ring to come to the defense of illegal extortion being conducted by CNN in retaliation for an embarrassing meme that was tweeted out by the president. He posted a gif it's public, he's not...

BREAKING: CNN Extorted Apology From Wrestling Meme Creator by DOXING Him

Apparently CNN has extorted an ‘apology’ out of the creator of the controversial wrestling meme that showed President Trump giving a clothesline and a beatdown to a CNN symbol. In an article on CNN titled, “How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling...

Damon Wayans Wishes America a ‘Happy White People Proud of Their Racist Ancestors Day’

The absolute hatred of America by the mainstream left is on vivid display on the 4th of July. Daman Wayans, the Hollywood actor who was  recently in the remake of the children’s movie The Land Before Time(2016), said: Happy white people proud of their racist...

VICE Has Disabled Archiving Sites To Stop People Using Their Own Words Against Them

VICE has posted a lot of stupid article, and I mean a lot of them. Topics such as ‘Why tipping stereotypes make dinging shitty for people of color‘, ‘The radical queer quest for a hetero-free nation‘ or ‘The Year in Male Tears‘. Usually, I would...

MICROSOFT NO! Buzzfeed is FURIOUS That A.I. Chatbot Called Koran “Very Violent”

Buzzfeed is seething at Microsoft because their new artificially intelligent chatbot said that the “quaran is very violent” and had a non-controversial opinion about Osama Bin Laden’s capture. According to Buzzfeed, “If artificial intelligence reflects humankind, we as a species are deeply troubled.” Here’s the...

NO FUN ZONE: CNN Responds to Trump’s Wrestling Meme by TRYING TO GET HIS TWITTER SUSPENDED

President Trump knows just how to get the hypocritical, no-fun, control-freak ninnies wound up. After Trump shocked the world by tweeting out a video showing him close-lining a likening of CNN, the network responded by trying to get the President removed from Twitter. Does Trump's...