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#Killstream 56: Will Radicals Crash Trump’s Inauguration?

The Political Editor of TheRalphRetort.com, Seattle4Truth, joins Nora and I to talk about the potential for violence on Janurary 20th, when Donald J. Trump is scheduled to be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. Seattle4Truth: https://www.youtube.com/user/seattle4truth http://theralphretort.com/author/s4truth/ https://twitter.com/realS4T/ Nora Malik: https://twitter.com/LaughWriter/...

Soros Recently Lost a Billion. Here’s Why it’s Nothing to Him.

You probably heard that George Soros lost a billion dollars by betting bearishly against the market in the weeks after Trump was elected. According to Soros’ investment strategy, relayed by his former Hedge Fund manager, Stanley Druckenmiller, ol’ George isn’t concerned. If I had to...

The UK is More Racist After Brexit…According to Sky News

Is the United Kingdom more racist in the wake of Brexit? Well, if you believe new polling out from Sky News, then the answer is yes. However, if you delve into the numbers, this negativity seems to be the result of bitter Remainers who are...

Teen Vogue’s Lauren Duca Hates White Men

Let’s talk about Lauren Duca, shall we? If you’ll recall, she recently got Martin Shkreli banned from Twitter after he trolled her about accompanying him to the inauguration next Friday. Before we get into the meat of this post, Mr. Shkreli had this to say...

Antifa Scum Shutdown Milo/Shkreli Event in Cali

Antifa scum are at it again. This time, they shutdown the Milo/Shkreli event (dubbed #Shkrelopoulos) at UC Davis. It’s sad to see the powers the be there at the school bend to the will of a bunch of violent thugs who hate free speech, but...

Snopes Founder David Mikkelson Paid For Hookers With Misappropriated Company Money

WeSearcher just dropped a big bomb on Snopes founder David Mikkelson. As it so happens, the guy went through a pretty nasty divorce a couple years ago. The thing about this particular divorce is that he was married to the other founder of Snopes, Barbara...

Five Guys Adds a Hot Dog to the Menu, Zoe Quinn Now “Agender”

I was in the middle of a post about Lauren Duca, but that can obviously wait. As you can tell by the title, this is one of the most lulztastic things I’ve ever seen in my life. In short, Zoe Quinn has decided that she’s...

It Turns Out Jeb Bush is the Guy Who’s Started All the #GoldenShowers” Nonsense

Imagine being Jeb Bush right now. He raised the most money of any Republican candidate for president during the primary stage of the the 2016 cycle (more than all the other candidates combined, in fact). He was preordained by the media and the GOP Establishment...

The Reaction From “Moderates” & SJWs Shows Trump Was Right to Declare War on Fake News Media

The big political story these past 24 hours has been President-elect Donald Trump’s press conference, in which he humiliated both BuzzFeed and CNN, describing the former as “a failing pile of garbage” and the latter as “fake news”. The reason for Trump unleashing his wrath...

Joe Bernstein

INESCAPABLE CONCLUSION: BuzzFeed’s Joe Bernstein is an Idiot

You know, I’ve made some grievous errors in my day. For the most part, I can blame them on altered states due to imbibing or intense anger. I can’t figure out what BuzzFeed writer Joe Bernstein’s excuse is, though. I’m starting to think he’s just...

TRUMP’S PRESSER PUNISHER: Don’t Call it a Grave, Media. Call it the Future You Chose.

If some people in the media didn’t realize the new state of affairs before today, they certainly do now. Donald J. Trump is not going to be like our past presidents. Political norms and niceties simply do not matter to this man. He taunts reporters...

Trump’s Press Conference is Scheduled for 11AM EST TODAY, Live From Trump Tower

In light off all the bullshit floating around courtesy of BuzzFeed, Donald Trump’s press conference today at Trump Tower should be quite the spectacle. It’s scheduled to start at 11AM EST and will be broadcast live on Right Side Broadcasting Network…and pretty much everywhere else...

FAKE NEWS: Did 4chan Just Fool BuzzFeed…AND THE CIA?

Expect to see and hear a lot about this (most likely phony) BuzzFeed leak over the next week and a half. The media and Donald Trump’s opponents in the intelligence community know there is limited time to try to stop The Donald from taking the...

Ryan Gosling Slimed as Sexist After Touching Tribute to Wife Eva Mendes at Golden Globes

Men simply can’t win these days. No matter how much praise you heap onto your significant other, it always ends up being sexist. Somehow, someway, the feminist retards who run rampant in the mainstream media will figure out how to slime you as some neanderthal...

President /pol/ at it Again: Duterte Tells Corrupt Mayors to “Resign or Die”

I’ve been out of pocket yet again today, attend to a medical matter (not my own). But luckily for me, I was able to come up to this coffee chain and write a few missives. The first one is about our old friend Rodrigo Duterte....

Millennial Woes Gets Doxed by the Daily Mirror & Run Out of His Home…Just Because They Can

I’m not usually one to cry about someone getting doxed, as you guys know. But at least have a decent reason. And don’t lie about said reason, either. If you’re doxing someone because you hate their politics, then just say so. There’s no need to...