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Comedy Central Contributor Stephen Spinola Calls Barron Trump a Future Date Rapist

These people just don’t get it. Leave 10-year-old kids alone. How hard is this to understand? I never picked on the Obama kids. Even when I was anti-Bush back in the day, I understood that his daughters were off-limits. They were much older than Barron...

VIDEO of Shooting at Milo Yiannopoulos Event Has Been Released, Along With Man Who Shot Antifa Thug

I haven’t done anything on the shooting that took place at a Milo Yiannopoulos event, so this post should rectify that. I was burned out from the inauguration festivities that day, so hopefully you understand. Also, I couldn’t exactly get a beat on what happened…and...

SNL Writer Katie Rich Allegedly Fired After Barron Trump School Shooter Tweet, Name Removed From Credits (UPDATE)

Reports are swirling about Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich allegedly being fired from her plum gig after her deplorable tweet about Barron Trump on the day of his father inauguration. In case you missed it, here’s the “joke” in all its glory… You can...

Ron Paul Tells Dems: With Poisonous Identity Politics, You Brought Trump on Yourselves

I tweeted out Ron Paul’s recent message to the Democratic Party just a few minutes ago, but it’s so good that I think it deserves its own post here on the site. Read it all. It’s potent and spot-on.. Progressives bear direct responsibility for Trump’s...

Press Secretary Sean Spicer Leaves Media In Shock After Dropping Bombs, Then Walking Out

I just got through watching the first official White House Press Briefing from incoming Press Secretary Sean Spicer. To say it was a beatdown of the press would be an understatement. He blasted Zeke Miller of Politico, and by extension his colleagues, for putting out...

America First: Trump’s Inauguration Speech Was Exactly What His Supporters Wanted To Hear

Watching CNN yesterday, it was clear what the political Establishment wanted Trump’s inauguration speech to contain: Ample praise not only for the overrated Barack Obama, but also for Crooked Hillary Clinton; focus on “unity” at the expense of delivering on his campaign promises; and an...

VIDEO: Richard Spencer Assaulted in DC, Property Damaged, Limo Burned During Trump Inauguration

For the most part, the police and military presences today in Washington DC did an admirable job of keeping thing in check. That’s not to say there wasn’t violence and a ton of property damage, because there was. GotNews covered it in detail, and we...

Bill Gets in Hot Water With Hillary After She Catches Him Staring Lustily at Ivanka Trump

OK, I can’t confirm it 100%, but it sure looks like the reports are accurate. Hillary gives Bill a death stare after he was allegedly staring down Ivanka Trump in classic Boom Boom Bill Clinton fashion. Poor Bill. Well, at least he won’t have to...

Scum of the Earth YouTuber Jesse Cox Goes After 10-year-old Barron Trump on Inauguration Day

Certain thing are supposed to be off-limits in politics. One of the things that people with any sort of limits lay off of is criticizing the children of the president, or any other politician, for that matter. If they’re somehow involved with the campaign, office,...

LIVE NOW: The Inauguration Shoot Stream

Me and my friends prepare for the swearing in of Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States.

Gavin McInnes Gets Into A Fist Fight Outside The DeploraBall

I’ve been away from my desk all day, but I’m live on the overnight shift and I’m monitoring all the goings on at the Deploraball. Some folks got maced just now, also there was allegedly some tear gas deployed earlier in the evening. But the...

ROASTED: Even Progressives Are Rejecting Brianna Wu’s Run for Congress

Brianna Wu is going to get stomped hard with this whole “lemme run for Congress” gambit. It will give us all plenty of laughs, though, and that’s the best part. Wu is running against Stephen Lynch, a guy who has been in Congress since 2001 and...

Trump Unveils 2020 Reelection Slogan: “Keep America Great”

I saw an interesting article this morning in the Washington Post. Yes, the Bezos Blog publishes a lot of bullshit, but every once in awhile, they put something out that’s actually interesting. To be fair, the man who makes this piece noteworthy is President-elect Donald...

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MUH BATHROOMS: New Republic Confirms Democrat Elites Remain Catastrophically Out-of-Touch

After decisively losing a presidential election they were sure of winning (not to mention losing seats everywhere), you’d think Democrat leaders would rethink at least some aspects of their current policies and political strategies. However, what we’ve mostly been hearing has been a stubborn refusal...

BREAKING: Obama Commutes Manning Sentence, Leaker to be Set Free in May

More thoughts and feedback on this as it comes in. Here’s the first bit of the story from The New York Times… President Obama on Tuesday largely commuted the remaining prison sentence of Chelsea Manning, the army intelligence analyst convicted of an enormous 2010 leak...