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GAMEDROPPING: Clinton’s PAC Promotes Bananas Wu, Disses GamerGate

Guest Editorial [email protected] Once again, we here at TheRalphRetort.com are on the leading edge of the political battlefield. Yet another of Political Editor Seattle4Truth’s predictions was proven right. As earlier reported by Christi Junior, the Hillary for America PAC’s official twitter tweeted a link to...

New Hillary Club Banger Burning Down the Charts!!

OK, I’m joking with the headline, but this video is pretty fucking funny…and I think you will all agree. check out this fire new club track burning down the charts pic.twitter.com/tkk8JC1x4c — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) September 12, 2016 This is just the beginning. I’m sure...

Trump Blasts Hillary Over “Deplorables” Comment in Powerful New Ad

Good afternoon, loyal readers. Sorry I took so long getting here today, but I was having way too much fun over on Twitter. I’ll talk about all that soon. It’s just too delicious not to. But first, I wanted to do a short post on...

Stop Lying to America About Your Health #SickHillary

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

WATCH: Mysterious Object Fell Out of Clinton’s Pant Leg When She Fainted Today — What Could It Be?

With news of Clinton fainting today, even the Washington Post has been forced to admit that Hillary’s health is a serious campaign issue. But now things are looking even worse for Hillary — the boys over at /r/the_donald made an astonishing discovery when reviewing the video...

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VIDEO: Sick Hillary Confirmed, Clinton Appears to Stroke Out at 9/11 Ceremony

TheRalphRetort.com and Seattle4Truth helped kickoff the #HillarysHealth story last month, which contributed to that being the most highly-trafficked time in this site’s history. Many “progressives” in the media and elsewhere tried to shit all over the stories about Clinton’s health, or lack thereof. I don’t...

AND NOW, TIME FOR SOME GOOD NEWS: We’re Getting Married

There’s been some really depressing shit happen to me over the last couple months. We’ve been over my recent troubles quite enough, though, so I won’t waste time repeating the same stuff I’ve already said. Saying things haven’t gone to plan would be an understatement....

#Killstream 43: Out on Bail

The one and only Janet Bloomfield joins me to talk about all the week’s news, including my recent release. Nora Malik might drop by, although she’s pretty tired from work…so we’ll see. Regardless, we’re gonna have a good time tonight! Janet Bloomfield: http://judgybitch.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7iaZh8Nk5i-5NuMOhk6jKA Nora...

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After Saying She Wants to Bring Country Together, Hillary Smears Half of Trump Backers as “Deplorables”

I might not be an expert on bringing the country together. In fact, I know I’m not. Still, I don’t think calling half of your opponents supporters “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, [and] Islamaphobic” is the way to acheive a peaceful polity. That’s just what Hillary...

Facebook Suspends Infamous Fake Black Man Shaun King, Restores Account After He Whines on Twitter

Looks like Shaun King got himself in a little bit of trouble on Facebook, recently: I've been banned from Facebook. Yeah, really. Was a guest speaker there earlier this year. FOOLISHNESS. pic.twitter.com/TVRU0FEoV6 — Shaun King (@ShaunKing) September 9, 2016 Luckily for King, he apparently has...

The Washington Post Wrote-Up My Recent Run-in With the Law & Hilarity Ensued

I always knew that my recent run-in with the law would make some headlines once it was revealed to the masses. I must say, though, I never thought it would be featured in The Washington Post. But, today it was. A journalist who works for...

I’m Back & Ready to Get to Work

Hello, readers of TheRalphRetort.com. As you know, I’ve had some personal difficulties as of late. The Lemonade post from the other day was dictated by me over a jail phone, which is definitely a first for this site. Of course, it was penned before all...

Jewish Overlords Pull The Plug On #BLM Broadway Show After Blacks Declare War on Israel

Blacks vs. Jews — round two… FIGHT! Every since the more radical offshoot of Black Lives Matter — the Movement for Black Lives — released their official list of demands wherein they declared war on Israel, Jews have been fighting back. I’ve covered how even the...

DESPERATE: Google Gmail Automatically Sending Emails From Trump Campaign To SPAM Folder

Just when you thought big tech couldn’t get any slimier. We’ve already busted Google censoring articles which vindicate Trump in the past, and we’ve seen companies like Twitter actually shadowban fundraising tweets for the Donald, but now Google has completely revealed themselves as the anti-populist,...

BUSTED: Emails Show That Clinton Used Earpiece During 2009 Clinton Global Initiative Awards Show

You’ve probably already seen the chatter about how Hillary Clinton wore an earpiece during last night’s NBC News Forum. Hillary Clinton wears earpiece bc she's just a DC Elite Puppet-NO MORE POLITICIANS!#NBCNewsForum#HillarysEarPiece pic.twitter.com/W88clXdGo8 — Donald J. Trump (@P0TUSTrump) September 8, 2016 Well, it wouldn’t be...

Arrest Warrant Issued for Green Party Candidate Jill Stein After She Spray Paints Bulldozer

It looks like the Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, has been trying to ‘Trump it up’ — get earned media by doing outrageous things — and it might have backfired on her, spectacularly. A few days ago I reported on the obnoxious SJWs that were...