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Alex Lifschitz, Sarah Butts, & Dina Karam REALLY, REALLY Wanted to Sue Me

I’ve written well over 1500 posts on this site. That’s not counting all the contributions from people like Nora Malik, Christi Junior, Jack Outis, and WildGoose (among many others). When you factor those in the number goes up to 2000+. From the very beginnings of...

Hillary Clinton Declared Official Insider Security Threat

Before I get to my follow-up post on the leaks from last night, let me talk about this story, which I think is being ignored a little bit as of late. It’s no one’s fault, really. There’s so many Hillary Clinton scandals that it’s hard...

LEAKED: Randi Harper Conspired to Get Me Banned From Twitter, Zoe Harasses Brad Wardell, & More!

Bro Team Pill is scum (which I talk about in this video). Out of all the people I’ve come into contact with online, he stands out as one of the most disingenuous and dishonest. That being said, his anti-GamerGate leaks have always been pretty spot...

WATCH LIVE: Donald Trump Campaigns With Nigel Farage

I just got done taping an interview with Lana Lokteff of Red Ice Radio. That will be posted for your viewing pleasure tomorrow evening. But you want something to watch tonight, don’t you? How about Nigel Farage campaigning with Donald Trump? That shit is almost...

HARAMBE SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE: Leslie Jones Hacked, Website Defaced With Legendary Gorilla

Good morning afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The first post of the day is going to be a doozy. According to TMZ, Leslie Jones (Ghostbusters, Milo’s Twitter Ban) has been hacked and her nude photos have been released. Christi Junior, staff writer for the site, told...

AP Exposes Hillary’s Pay to Play Ways While Secretary of State

Thank you for joining me today, reader. It’s been a long one for me, what, with me talking to student loan vampires all day. Speaking of vampires, Hillary Clinton is back in the news today and it’s not about her humanitarianism. It’s about her corruption,...

RUNDOWN: Hillary Aide Huma Abedin Spent 12 Years Editing an Extremist Journal

The lovely and talented Nora Malik joins me to talk about Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin and her radical ties. Plus we hit up Ryan Lochte and some new info about his Rio debacle towards the end of the show.

Why GamerGate Still Matters

This article is based on a 8chan rant I wrote a while ago Nowadays, I often see people in various right-wing circles (/pol/, the Alt-Right communities etc) dismiss GamerGate, treating it basically as a joke, or an example of SJW co-option. Of course, there has...

Democratic Party Caught Violating Election Law In Las Vegas?

Hello, ladies and gentleman. I am the owner of this site, believe it or not. I realize I’ve made myself scarce the last couple days, but as you can see by the two streams we did yesterday, I haven’t been completely lazy. We’ll talk about...

‘IMPERIUM’ MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gas

Imperium centers around an undercover FBI agent (Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter) infiltrating a neo-Nazi organization in order to prevent a domestic terror attack.   The movie begins with Radcliffe’s character, Nate Foster, taking part in an FBI sting operation on an Islamist terror cell...

DISHONORABLE: Armed #BlackLivesMatter Protester is a War Deserter

On Tuesday morning, August 16th, Brook Thomas Lindsey and Edmon Adonis Washington were shot with rubber bullets and arrested on felony weapons charges after an overnight “armed protest” in Inglewood, CA. The two men spent several pre-dawn hours marching through the neighborhood while angrily ranting about...

Twitter Posturing For Global Regulation of the Internet

Twitter introduced a new “quality filter” feature this week, which is ostensibly aimed at weeding out automated and duplicate tweets from the user’s timeline. According to Twitter Product Manager, Emil Leong, the new feature “does not filter content from people you follow or accounts you’ve...

“Making Continued Existence Impossible”: #GamerGate’s War on Gawker Vindicated By Former Editor

Most people reading this will know that I have had a long history with GamerGate and with Gawker Media. I was someone who read their sites for many years and enjoyed much of the content there. Most of my patronage was confined to Deadspin, Kotaku,...

RUNDOWN: Gawker.com is Officially Dead

TRR staff writer WildGoose joins me to talk about the news of Gawker.com’s demise. We also talk a little bit about Donald Trump’s rhetorical and strategic shift as of late.

BOOK DEAL FAIL: Zoe Quinn Gets Dropped by Simon & Schuster

EMAIL TO THE EDITOR: Hey, I wondered if I could either post this on your site (as InvestinCatFood), or consider this an informed source and do your own version.  Everybody missed this one. Back in June, just after embarrassing herself on an unrelated Nintendo text, but...

SUICIDE WATCH: Gawker Fans Suffer Collective Emotional Breakdown

After Gawker informed its readers of its impending doom, fans of the most well-reputed and distinguished news site in the world took to Twitter to express their uncontrollable grief. If not for Twitter, these poor souls would only have their crusty cum-filled socks to cry...