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The Rio Olympics Have Turned Out to Be Kinda Shit, Mostly Due to Rio Itself

I’m an avid fan of the Olympics and have been ever since I can remember. I’ve told my Olympic love story story many times before, but I don’t think I’ve recounted it here. Basically, when I was a little boy I wasn’t very interested in...

The Problem With Trusting Archive.is

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

TEAM BREITBART IN CHARGE: Thoughts on Trump’s Campaign Reshuffle

I got a bit of a late start today, so forgive me. Luckily, I did get this podcast done. I also did some boring behind-the-scenes type shit that no one cares about. Well, maybe you do care that I’m working on making things run a...

Se Habla Español: Univision Buys Gawker Media for $135 Million

DENTON’S DAYS AT GAWKER DONE: More on this story as we get it… Univision has purchased Gawker Media’s assets for $135 million, Recode reports. The Spanish-language broadcast giant outbid the only other bidder — Ziff Davis, the technology-centric trade and lifestyle publisher — during an auction...

White Chocolate Shaun King Justifies Rioting in An Attempt to Boost His Street Cred

Let’s face it, when your main claim to fame is being a fake black man, you might feel like you need to improve your street cred. This is the situation that Shaun “Powder” King finds himself in. Since he lacks any kind of moral or...

EVERYBODY HATES ANJEM: Social Media Celebrates Choudary’s Terrorism Conviction

Today has gotten off to a great start for me. I awoke to the news that Anjem Choudary had been convicted on terrorism charges in a UK court. To make a long story short, Choudary pledged allegiance to ISIS and that same pledge directly led...

The Zoe Post, 2 Years Later

On August 16th 2016 it will have been two years since Eron Gjoni first put up the Zoe Post, detailing the deception and emotional abuse he was subjected to by his ex-girlfriend Zoe Quinn, the SJW indie “game developer” behind Depression Quest. The post went...

BREAKING: ALLEGED SHOOTING IN JFK AIRPORT

More info to follow… BREAKING NEWS – RIGHT NOW: Police respond to reports of shots fired inside terminal at JFK Airport. — Breaking News Feed (@pzf) August 15, 2016 @NYCityAlerts ACTIVE SHOOTER TERMINAL 8 — Guccifer 3.0 (@PiratePigeon) August 15, 2016 JFK AIRPORT– multiple reports...

Feminism Fail #1: Meet the Man Paid to Have Sex With Kids

EDITOR’S NOTE: I’m going to try to start working in at least one special edition of the Rundown into the schedule each week. It will be dedicated to an issue I feel Western feminists and their media mouthpieces are ignoring. This will not be a...

White Guilt is a Mental Disorder

White Guilt has become depressingly common in the Western world. The idea that white people today should feel ashamed because of imperialism, slavery and other sins committed by their ancestors may seem self-evidently loony to sensible people, but is frequently advanced in academia and the...

Feminist Wonder Woman Film is Already a Disaster According to Ex-Warner Employee

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

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“Ed Tech” is a Cancer That Threatens the Entire Gaming Industry

For several years now, there’s been many calls for a reform of our public educational system. Articles pointing out the flaws of our public schools have appeared on plenty of blogs, like Huffington Post and The Daily Beast. Why, Donald Trump even talked about pushing for educational reform when he’s elected president.

Zoe Quinn Lackey Izzy Galvez Caught Trying to Bully Female #GamerGate Backer Off the Internet

You guys know that I got known off GamerGate. I’ll never be ashamed of that, even though I also had a lot of brawls and bruises during that crazy bullshit. Now I mostly talk about it in the macro context, informing you when old friends...

SEQUEL DEAD LOL: Ghostbusters is a Flop, Sony Set to Lose $70 Million+

Yesterday, TRR Staff Writer Christi Junior laid out in detail why the new Ghostbusters film was such flop for Sony Pictures. His case was quite persuasive, so much so that I did a video on it with another TRR regular, Nora Malik. A funny thing happened,...

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The Numbers Prove That the SJW Ghostbusters Rehash is an Undeniable Flop

SJWs Always Lie – we’ve known this for years, so it should come as no surprise by now that they’re constantly trying to deceive people, substituting reality with whatever fiction they find convenient. The latest example? SJW claims that their precious All-Female Ghostbusters rehash was...

Zoe Quinn’s Male Feminist Staffer Accused of Sexually Harassing 20+ Women

Time and time again we see male feminists turn out to be huge creeps. Not just your garden-variety style of creep, either. Most of the time they end up having multiple cases of sexual harassment and/or assault under their belts. It’s become such a common...