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Home Office Tells EU National In Detention Centre To Leave The UK To ‘Avoid Becoming Destitute’

The title of an article can tell you a lot about the narrative a newspaper is trying to push. When I first read The Guardian’s title, ‘Home Office letter tells EU citizen to ‘go home or go elsewhere,” I was pretty taken aback myself. But...

NeoGAF’s Malka Has Been Accused Of Sexual Assault…AGAIN

I’d be lying if I said I was surprised to hear new sexual assault allegations come out against NeoGAF’s owner Tyler Malka (Evilore). The guy is a complete creep. Earlier today, a user posted on NeoGAF that his sister had been assaulted by someone who frequented...

Feminist Follies Fuel Popular Rejection

What does it mean to be “anti-feminist”? If you ask a feminist this question, they might say something like: “Being a feminist means you are in favor of equal rights for both men and women. Saying you are against feminism means you don’t agree with...

Vice Contributor, Sam Kriss, Apologises To Sexual Assault Victim

In a Facebook post today, Sam Kriss was accused of sexually assaulting a girl he briefly dated. The girl, who posted the statement anonymously, claimed the Vice writer ignored all her attempts at stopping him. I had hoped I would never have to write this account....

A Moment of MGTOW

I’ve always been fascinated with the MGTOW movement. Ok, technically not “always,” but since I first heard about it, I have been. I know several people who claim, or have claimed at one point, to be of this persuasion. There seems to be different levels...

Comments on Lane Davis

A former unpaid contributor to my site, Lane Davis, stands accused of killing his father. My condolences go out to his family. The rush to score points against me, while completely expected, is also completely ridiculous. I’m only responsible for my own actions. I also lack the...

The Ralph Retort Statement On Lane Davis

News has reached me that Lane Maurice Davis (aka Seattle4Truth) has murdered his own father in cold blood. It’s no secret that Lane has contributed to The Ralph Retort for a number of years but those days are over. In fact, after today, I’m erasing all...

WINNING: Pedophile, That TRR Help Get Fired, Has Been Arrested For “Racist Threats”

I really love my job sometimes. I love knowing that I made some awful person’s life worse. Does that make me a horrible person? Maybe. Do I lose sleep over it? Not one bit. Some of you may remember John Edgar Rust, and if you don’t...

Competing With Myself

I haven’t been writing as much recently, and for that, I apologize. It has nothing to do with the atmosphere here at the “resort”. I’m doing fairly well, truth be told. I’ve lost 41 pounds through diet and exercise. I plan to lose much more...

Happy Birthday To Leigh And Me

This site took off almost 3 years ago to the day. I had written one article about the then-new GamerGate conflagration. Someone read it and liked it so much that they decided to send me a treasure trove of dirt on Ms. Leigh Alexander. I...

Thoughts on Zoe Quinn’s Cash Grab Book

One of my biggest regrets this fall is not having the chance to review Zoe Quinn’s new book, Cock Overdrive. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I mean Cash Moneyride. Eh, I’m not sure that’s it either. Anyhow, you get the picture. Zoe’s long-awaited tome is...

Fake Far Right Label Being Used to Censor Media Critics

What does it mean to be “Far Right”?  I wish some of our supposed betters in the news media would please explain to me exactly what the designation entails. The term keeps popping up again and again, mostly in relation to the people and outlets said news...

REEEEEEE: Bungie Removes Destiny Armor Texture Resembling Kekistani Flag After SJW Cryfest

(Guest Article by The Gator Gamer ) Bungie, developers of the video game series Destiny and lovers of Anita Sarkeesian and Feminist Frequency, posted on Twitter today that due to what they are calling a “hate symbol”, a particular piece of in-game armor will have its...

Absurd Proposals To Increase Number Of Female MPs In Commons Rejected

I apologise for the lack of posts the past week. I thought I had breast cancer and spent the past week looking at my breasts while whispering ‘You’ve betrayed me’. Luckily, no breast cancer so I have no more excuses. Just like the women who...

REFUGEES: EU Court Rejects Hungary And Slovakia’s Bid To Not Take In More Refugees

The EU court has dismissed legal action by Hungary and Slovakia challenging a European Union policy requiring them to accept refugees. And people wonder why I’m so eager for the United Kingdom to leave the EU. Hungary is not happy with the verdict and plans...

Mendacious Media Disgraces Itself Again in Wake of Charlottesville

Those who read this site regularly already know these upcoming facts, but I will state them again for the record. I am not a Nazi: or a Nazi sympathizer. I’m not a white nationalist nor a white-supremacist of any sort. Theories of inherent racial superiority...