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Amy Schumer Reportedly in Talks to Play…BARBIE?!

This can’t be actually happening…can it? Amy Schumer is in talks to play Barbie in a live-action movie for Sony based on the iconic Mattel line of dolls, TheWrap has learned. The movie is the first-ever live-action adaptation of the popular toy. It will follow...

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Goofy Leftists Berate & Film California Man for Wearing a #BuildTheWall T-Shirt

This video is both hilarious and disturbing.   Short recap of the Mexican chick’s rantings: WHY DO YOU WANNA BURILD THA WALL 4? I’ve never seen such a racist human being on earth. I’m a Mexican.  HE’S HERE FOR THE FREE WiFi LIKE A LOSER!...

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Arthur Chu, Post-Divorce: “Why Can’t I Die Already?”

I’ve been busy as hell today, but nothing could stop me from coming in here and giving you an update on one Arthur Chu. The last time we left this pathetic excuse for a man, his wife had left him because she was tired of...

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Mark Wahlberg Puts Fellow Actors on Blast: Hollywood “Out of Touch With the Common Person”

File this one under the category of “Stating the Obvious.” Still, it’s good to see that not all Hollywood types are as dumb as they look. I knew there was a reason I liked Mark Wahlberg… Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has a message for his...

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No Charges Against Police Officer in Shooting Death of Keith Scott (& Tariq Nasheed Gives Racist Rant in Response)

After everything I’ve read on this case, I would say this is the correct decision. The local district attorney there in Charlotte is laying out some details that were not known to the public before today which make the decision look even more solid. This...

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TIRED OF WINNING YET? Carrier Strikes Deal With Trump to Keep Nearly 1,000 Jobs in Indiana

I heard Donald Trump talk about the Carrier plant in Indiana in person, twice. He used the story of them moving jobs out of America as an illustation of how unfettered globalism is killing the American middle class. He said when he became president, things...

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Godfrey Elfwick Brilliantly Trolls Guardian With “Alt-Right Nearly Turned Me Racist” Column

This is one of the best trolls of 2016. I won’t put it at number 1 without much more thought, but I think it’s defintely in the Top 5. Master media manipulator Godfrey Elfwick just struck the British media once again, and this time the...

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TERRORISM: Veteran Has His House Burned & Sprayed With Anti-Trump Graffiti

Sometimes people get a little hyperbolic when describing an attack as terrorism. But you can’t describe something like this as anything other than terrorism. A veteran just had his house torched and sprayed with graffiti…all because he supported Donald Trump. If this had happened to...

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LULZ OVERLOAD: Brianna Wu for Public Office?

It’s was busy week for me on the personal front, so again, I apologize for the paucity of posts from yours truly. I should be back to full speed this week, if things go as planned. I do have a couple personal errands later today but...

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Tulsi Gabbard For Secretary of State

As happy as I’ve been about Donald Trump winning the presidential election, I’ve got to admit that reports about the likely front-runners for the position of Secretary of State have put a damper on my mood. It turns out notorious warmongers like John Bolton, Rudy...

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FAKE NEWS: Media Spreads False Ivanka Trump Quote About Macing The Donald

There has been a lot of discussion about so-called “fake news” as of late. I don’t disagree that there is a lot of bullshit floating around on the internet. It’s also true that some of the false stuff you see can be traced to pro-Trump...

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BIZARRO WORLD: Huffington Post Goes Full 1488, Calls For Creation of Separate White Ethno-state

Ever since Trump won the election, the left has been freaking out. As progressives lose power on the electoral map, it seems like some of them are trying to make new compromises in order to retain full executive power over metropolitan areas. An enterprising contributor...

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TRIGGERED: ‘Sikh Captain America’ Pledges to Fight Racism After Trump Win

Ever since Trump won the election, the left has been absolutely freaking out and the headlines are getting wackier by the day. One of the funniest headlines to come my way is from World Religion News: “Sikh Captain America Set to Fight Racism In Trump’s...

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BAN INCOMING? My Twitter Just Got Locked for 12 Hours…Again (UPDATE)

Earlier this evening, my Twitter was locked for 12 hours. This isn’t the first time this has happened. In fact, by my count, it’s the 5th. But with all the bans going down as of late, I think the final banhammer might be swinging down...

Former “Ready for Hillary” Director Says Bernie Sanders May be a White Supremacist

Democrats keep handling the election of Donald Trump in the worst ways possible. When they’re not busy blaming the Russians, white people, the FBI director, or anything else they can think of, they turn their fire inward. For refusing to bow down before the false...

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FAIL: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Just Got Suspended From His Own Service!

File this under the weirdest thing I’ve heard all year…and that’s saying an awful lot for the wild and wacky 2016. Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter, has been suspended from his own service. I’m quite certain he will be reinstated later, but I think...