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Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

This is one of the weirder stories I’ve seen lately, which is saying quite a lot. Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, is playing one of the lead roles in the new live action Beauty and the Beast film. I hadn’t planned on seeing it...

Wikileaks Bombshell IGNORED By CNN, Huff Po, Slate, MSNBC

You’ve probably heard the news about the new stash of purported intelligence documents and code that Wikileaks has released. But if you only get your news from CNN, Huffington Post, Slate, or MSNBC, you probably haven’t. That’s because none of those websites showed anything about...

BREAKING: Washington Post Employee Caught Impersonating a Militant ICE Agent

Just when I think think things cannot possibly get crazier, they do. The other day we had the case of Juan Thompson, a disgraced former journalist who was caught allegedly phoning in bomb threat to Jewish community centers in an effort to frame his white...

Progressive Black Muslim Who Was Fired Over Fake News Allegedly Wanted to Blowup Jews

I spent about 8 hours total working on my Wii U last night. I wanted to hack it and I finally did. Luckily, I still woke up in time for this doozy of a story. Juan Thompson, a black, Muslim, progressive, “journalist” who was recently...

OFF THE DEEP END: Louise Mensch Says Andrew Breitbart was Murdered by Vladimir Putin

I made a video the other day about Louise Mensch, back when she was talking about Russian-paid hackers and the FBI setting up Anthony Weiner by catfishing him with a fake 15-year-old girl. That was crazy enough, but she’s taken it one step further. OK,...

Louise Mensch: Weiner was Catfished by Russian-Paid Hackers & the FBI

This one is too bizarre to do a proper synopsis of, but I think you get the gist of it from the title. I hope you enjoy the discussion Nora and I had on the subject.

George Takei Goes Into Graphic Detail & Approves Underage Sex Act With Older Man…When Will He Lose Endorsements?

This clip is pretty disturbing. Listen to George Takei laugh it up with Howard Stern and company while he describes sex acts he partook in with an older man when he was only 13-years-old. He claims it’s not molestation if you find the guy attractive....

FRAUDS: Salon Removes Old Articles That Tried to Justify Pedophilia

I wrote a couple articles about Salon and their attempted justification of pedophilia. They ran posts from a guy named Todd Nickerson that tried to put a happy face on the depravity. Well, guess what? Now those articles have been removed. This is why you...

WATCH: CNN Cuts Bernie Sanders OFF AIR After He Calls Them ‘Fake News’

CNN was interviewing Bernie Sanders this afternoon, when Sanders made a “joke” calling CNN “fake news”. But the producers at CNN evidently didn’t think it was very funny. First, they embarrassed Bernie by cutting off his audio feed so he looked like a fool. Then...

WAT?! According to Mic, “Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity”

There’s been several crazy stories today, which is a shame, since I’m only going to be able to type up one or two of them before going out tonight (semi-vacation, yay!). But this one is so insane, so goofy, that it has to take precedence...

Joss Whedon

Joss Whedon Says He’s “Broken” in Wake of Trump Victories

I’m kind of on a semi-vacation until February 19th, as my fiancee is here in the United States visiting me (which you saw if you watched our All-Star stream last night). But that’s not going to completely stop me from weighing in, especially when I...

Celebs Try to Prop-Up #FakeNews Media with #PressOn Hashtag

The fake news media has been taking quite the beating as of late. To start off with, they created the fake news term themselves, thinking they were going to use it to beat sites like mine over the head with. Instead, it was turned against...

Vice Is Stupid, Part 3,458: Says “Tanks” Were Seen Riding With Trump Flags, Except Those Were Actually Humvees

Vice (I don’t feel like capitalizing their name, by the way) is really stupid. We’ve seen examples of that before, but today’s tweet might take the cake. Apparently some Humvees were seen riding around Kentucky this past weekend. Not only that, they had Trump flags...

The Daily Beast Fails Hard, Blames Matt Forney & Davis Aurini for Quebec Mosque Shooting

While I was watching the Royal Rumble tonight, a mosque got shot up up in Quebec City. Yes, the very day after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau put out messages of welcome towards refugees, a mosque was brutally attacked. I don’t believe in the false flag...

Sunday Times Writer India Knight on Trump: “The assassination is taking such a long time.”

I’ve seen some crazy tweets in response to President Trump. I’ve even seen some calls for his assassination by Twitter randos and the like. But when a writer for one of the world’s biggest newspapers muses about his assassination taking too long, I think that...

Kurt Eichenwald

Kurt Eichenwald Insulted Mary Tyler Moore on the Day That She Died

I loved Mary Tyler Moore, so when I heard about her passing yesterday, it hit me a bit harder than most celebrity deaths. I vividly remember watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite when I was a kid....